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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in an appropriatly sized containment cell with amenities. SCP-XXXX's hands are to be bound whenever it is not necessary for SCP-XXXX to use his hands in order to prevent SCP-XXXX-1.

Description: SCP-XXXX is Charles Smith, a Caucasian human of 28 years of age. Biological analysis of SCP-XXXX has yielded no anomalies.

The main anomalous property of SCP-XXXX is his ability to preform SCP-XXXX-1. The consensus definition of SCP-XXXX-1 is "yeeting", and is described as such by all observers. Even those who have witnessed SCP-XXXX-1 in action are unable to describe it, and are only able to use the word "yeet" to describe SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX is otherwise non-anomalous.

SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties were first discovered on 08/25/2018, when SCP-XXXX's wife, Trishia Smith, called local police to report abnormal behavior. Mrs. Smith was only able to describe SCP-XXXX as "yeeting (sic) all over the ceiling". This was originally discarded as a prank call, though later occurences of these calls lead to investigation by Foundation agents.

Addendum 01: Interview Log

Interviewer: Dr. Ferguson

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX


[BEGIN LOG]

Dr. Ferguson: Let's cut to the chase. When were you first able to to preform SCP-XXXX-1.

SCP-XXXX: I'm sorry, XXXX dash, what?

Dr. Ferguson: (Sighs) The yeet. How do you do the yeet?

SCP-XXXX: Well, all you have to do is yeet, and…

Dr. Ferguson: Without using the word "yeet", could you describe how you yeet?

SCP-XXXX: I don't see what the trouble is, doc. First, you have to yeet… yeah, I see the problem.

Dr. Ferguson: Can you describe yeeting in vague terms?

SCP-XXXX: You see, it's just, look… (Preforms SCP-XXXX-1)

Dr. Ferguson: We've instructed you times not to-

SCP-XXXX: Yeah, but, you got video cameras in here, so-

Dr. Ferguson: They- they're duds. We can't actually film in here, because the Ethics Committee is a piece of- alright, listen, can you describe your yeeting, or?

SCP-XXXX: Whaddya' think? No, we've been trying all day, but we still can't even yeet without talking about it.

Dr. Ferguson: Okay, that's all I needed to know. End log.

SCP-XXXX: Wait, when am I gonna see my wife?

Dr. Ferguson: We're still getting that pushed through the committees, so probably a month or ten.

SCP-XXXX: …alright, thanks.

[END LOG]

Addendum 02: Testing Log

TODO: SCP-XXXX doing things, eventually he discovers he can influence what SCP-XXXX-1 obfuscates

Addendum 03: Incident Report

On 08/31/2018, SCP-XXXX initiated a containment breach. During an escort, SCP-XXXX yeeted his guards, before somehow yeeting Site-19's secure door system. On-site security was deployed to contain SCP-XXXX, but was unable to successfully yeet SCP-XXXX. Finally, SCP-XXXX yeeted to yeet his way out of Site-19, yeeting advantage of the compromised door systems in order to escape.

Documentation regarding this event will be yeeted to this document as it is discovered.