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The Wrong Correct Time
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in SCP-XXXX is to be contained in Standard Object Containment Locker 14D in Site 113.
Tests may only be carried out by or with permission from Dr. Fletcher.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a standard modern circular gray analog wall clock with a diameter of approximately 25.4 cm. It is identical in appearance to a Room Essentials brand wall clock with the same specifications. On the back of SCP-XXXX, there is a slot for one AA battery and a dial to set its time. Nothing changes about SCP-XXXX if its dial is turned or if an AA battery is inserted into SCP-XXXX or not. Furthermore, after an AA battery was inserted into SCP-XXXX, tests ran on it show that it is indistinguishable from any other AA battery and it does not change anything about any other devices it is inserted into.
SCP-XXXX, as far as the Foundation can tell, will never show the correct time. Every new minute, the hands of SCP-XXXX move to show a different time. Its hands will move in such a way that makes sure they do not coincide with the correct time in the time zone it is in, which SCP-XXXX always knows somehow. Furthermore, how SCP-XXXX chooses what time it switches to is unknown.
SCP-XXXX has another anomalous property. Any that see the face of SCP-XXXX, either through direct observation or through photographs or film, will believe that SCP-XXXX is showing the correct time. The affected person will perfectly know the location of any other clocks, analog or digital, in a certain radius (six meters for those with 6/6 vision). They will attempt to get to them and change them to the "correct" time. The effect ceases when the subject gets too far away to make out the time SCP-XXXX is showing, if all clocks in that vicinity have been changed to the "correct" time, or if there are no other clocks in the vicinity. At that point, the subject will have no recollection of what they did after they saw the face of SCP-XXXX.
Test Log XXXX-A: An HP laptop was placed on a desk in a standard humanoid containment room in Site 113. On its screen was a picture of the face of SCP-XXXX. D-9435 was placed in the room and instructed to look at the laptop’s screen. Upon looking at the screen, D-9435 rushed over to the laptop and attempted to change its time. However, since only the laptop’s time zone could be changed, D-9435 was unsuccessful. D-9435 proceeded to take the laptop and destroy it, throwing it on the ground next to them and jumping on it. D-9435 was consequently terminated.
Test Log XXXX-B: Three analog wall clocks resembling SCP-XXXX were placed in a standard humanoid containment room in Site 113: one under the bed, one in a drawer, and one on the desk. All were set to 12:00:00 (the time was approximately 17:30:00 GMT). A printed photograph of SCP-XXXX was placed on the desk next to one of the wall clocks. D-11762 was placed in the room and instructed to look at the photo. As D-11762 was sitting down next to the desk, they glanced at the photograph and stood up again. They changed the time of the wall clock on the desk successfully, then did the same for the other two wall clocks as if they knew where Dr. Fletcher placed them.
Test Log XXXX-C: A printed photograph of SCP-XXXX was placed on the desk in a standard humanoid containment room. D-12042 was placed in the room and instructed to look at the photograph. As Dr. Fletcher closed and locked the metal door, he placed a digital alarm clock up against the door, making sure D-12042 didn’t see. Approximately three seconds later D-12042 was heard repeatedly pushing themselves onto the door. After multiple tries, they picked up a chair and attempted to throw it through the window looking into the room. The chair bounced back, but a few small cracks appeared in the glass. They threw the chair again, shattering the window. They walked through the hole in the wall and left the 6-meter radius. They asked "What was I supposed to do again?" and D-12042 was immediately terminated.
Test Log XXXX-D: At 8:52:30 GMT on ████-██-██, D-12619 was placed in a humanoid containment room without any windows in Site 113. Dr. Fletcher placed SCP-XXXX and an analog wall clock on the desk, with black duct tape covering the face of SCP-XXXX. Dr. Fletcher instructed D-12619 to take the tape off when he left the room. Dr. Fletcher left and D-12619 did as asked. D-12619 changed the wall clock’s time to the "correct" time. D-12619 asked "Is that all?", "Can you let me out now?", and other phrases in a similar vein. After less than a minute, at 8:54:00 GMT, the time of SCP-XXXX changed and D-12619 set the wall clock to the "correct" time again, asking more of the same questions. This process repeated until the door was opened again and D-12619 was allowed to leave.
Test Log XXXX-E: Dr. Fletcher showed a picture of SCP-XXXX to Dr. Line’s golden retriever. No changes were seen in its behavior.
The Shortest Possible Route
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in Standard Object Containment Locker 42B in Site 102. It is to never be activated, turned on, or tested on without express permission by an O5 Council member.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a car GPS receiver that shows the shortest possible route from it to the set destination. This route will be a straight line that will not follow roads and will go through buildings and bodies of water. Only when following this route will SCP-XXXX show its true anomalous property.
Anything that gets within a 2 m radius around the person following the route will severely increase in thermal energy, by approximately 4000 degrees Celsius. Within that 2 m radius, if the matter’s elevation is below that of the bottom of the follower’s feet, it will decrease in thermal energy by about 50 degrees Celsius. The temperatures meet at the elevation of the bottom of the follower’s feet but do not mix. The follower and anything that is attached to the follower (clothes, bags, and held items including SCP-XXXX) are the only things not affected by SCP-XXXX’s anomalous effects.
SCP-XXXX has to constantly be in the hands of the follower, or its anomalous effects will cease to show. If the follower is holding SCP-XXXX and standing on a lake, letting go of SCP-XXXX will cause the ice’s thermal energy to immediately increase and turn back into normal liquid water. SCP-XXXX is waterproof. SCP-XXXX’s anomalous property does not show for anything that is not a human, tested examples include an RC car, a drone, and Dr. Tarck’s dog.
SCP-XXXX will not show its anomalous property if a second destination is not inputted into it.
Test Log XXXX-1
All test logs, including this one, will take place in a secluded forest outside of Site 102 to minimize disruption and destruction.
SCP-XXXX was taped to a small radio-controlled car. SCP-XXXX’s destination was set to coordinates 10 m away from the front of the car. Dr. Tarck drove the car into a tree and nothing happened. Dr. Tarck picked up SCP-XXXX, still attached to the car. The car and tape melted and boiled away with plastic fumes and the smell of burning plastic and metal. Any grass, flowers, and trees within the radius immediately disappeared with smoke and the smell of burning oak.
The same test was done with a drone and Dr. Tarck’s dog with the same results, however, Dr. Tarck made sure to turn off SCP-XXXX before he picked it up.
Test Log XXXX-2
D-3281 was asked to stand in a clearing in the forest while Dr. Tarck walked toward them holding SCP-XXXX, its destination set to a point that was directly where D-3281 was standing. Loud and painful screams were present for less than a few seconds, then stopped. D-3281 was gone, but a scent of burning human remains lingered in the area for approximately five minutes.
Test Log XXXX-3
Dr. Tarck got up on a tall wooden stool 1 m tall. When he stood on the stool, he input a destination into SCP-XXXX, 5 m away. The stool froze over immediately. D-5145, 178 cm tall, was placed 3 m in front of Dr. Tarck and was instructed to walk towards Dr. Tarck. When D-5145 reached the radius, the bottom meter of their body froze, creating a thin layer of ice around their body while the rest of their body melted and disappeared. A scent of human remains lingered for approximately two minutes.
Inverse Encyclopedia
Special Containment Procedures: No measures need to be taken to contain SCP-XXXX. It currently resides in Sr. Researcher Brimeyer’s office at Site 24 and should never be removed from the office or tampered with without the permission of Sr. Researcher Brimeyer.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a large book with standard letter size paper (21.59 cm by 27.94 cm) and a plain brown leather binding with only the words Encyclopedia-1 on the front and side in large, gold letters. On the back of SCP-XXXX, written in gold cursive, are the words “You only get one.”
SCP-XXXX contains 1000 pages, all of which were blank previous to testing except for “1+1≠2” in 14 point Times New Roman at the top left of the first page. If a statement is written in SCP-XXXX, that statement will be changed if it is true. It will be changed in such a way that it will be the exact opposite of the true statement. It can copy anyone’s handwriting and can erase pen and permanent marker from itself. SCP-XXXX knows everything about everyone and everything. It will invert opinions regardless of which side of the argument the statement is supporting. Statements that are partially true will be inverted. SCP-XXXX will erase questions, open-ended statements, and fill-in-the-blank statements. Statements that SCP-XXXX has changed or are already false are not able to be erased.
Discovery: SCP-XXXX was found at the New York Public Library Stephen A. Schwarzman Building on the head of the north lion at the front. It appeared on the night before 2012-10-14. No one was seen placing it there and it was not noticed until the afternoon of 2012-10-14, where a family brought it to the [DATA EXPUNGED].
All test logs will be written according to the format below. The writing implement used is the same #2 HB pencil, unless otherwise noted. Tests XXXX-1 through XXXX-15 were all performed by Assistant Researcher Lu on 2012-10-15. Tests XXXX-16 through XXXX-20 were all performed on 2012-10-23.
Test XXXX-X
Written:
Result:
Test XXXX-1
Writing Implement: Ballpoint pen
Written: I am writing this with a pen.
Result: I am not writing this with a pen.
Test XXXX-2
Written: Assistant Researcher Lu’s shirt is blue today.
Result: Assistant Researcher Lu’s shirt is not blue today.
[Note: This statement was gone the next day and did not reappear even when Assistant Researcher Lu wore the same shirt again.]
Test XXXX-3
Writing Implement: Sharpie brand black permanent marker
Written: What made the Encyclopedia-1?
Result: [Statement was erased.]
Test XXXX-4
Writing Implement: Invisible ink pen
Written: 1+1=2
Result (revealed using ultraviolet light): 1+1≠2
Test XXXX-5A
Written: Pepsi is better than Coke.
Result: Pepsi is not better than Coke.
Test XXXX-5B
Written: Coke is better than Pepsi.
Result: Coke is not better than Pepsi.
Test XXXX-6
Written: Water boils at ___ oC.
Result: [Statement was erased.]
Test XXXX-7
Written: It is not true that I did not eat a sandwich today.
Result: It is true that I did not eat a sandwich today.
[Note: Sr. Researcher Brimeyer saw the sentence as “It is not true that I ate a sandwich today.” The statement was erased when Assistant Researcher Lu didn’t eat a sandwich the next day.]
Test XXXX-8
Written: At this point in time, Assistant Researcher Lu has not had sushi.
Result: At this point in time, Assistant Researcher Lu has had sushi.
[Note: Statement was erased when Assistant Researcher Lu went out for sushi the next Monday.]
Test XXXX-9
Written: As of 2012-10-14, SCP-XXXX has not been written in with a colored pencil.
Result: As of 2012-10-14, SCP-XXXX has been written in with a colored pencil.
Test XXXX-10
Writing Implement: Crayola brand light blue colored pencil
Date: 2012-10-15
Written: Life exists outside of Earth.
Result: Life does not exist outside of Earth.
[Note: The statement from Test-XXXX-9 has not been erased.]
Test XXXX-11
Written: There is more than one universe.
Result: [No change.]
Test XXXX-12
Written: Black holes erase information.
Result: [No change.]
Test XXXX-13
Written: Dr. Bright’s wife is not cheating on him.
Result: [No change.]
[Note to Dr. Bright: We only have one of these. Do not waste it on trivial things like this.]
Test XXXX-14
Written: There is life outside of the solar system.
Result: There is no life outside of the solar system.
Test XXXX-15A
Written: Everything humans from Earth know about science is correct.
Result: Everything humans from Earth know about science is not correct.
Test XXXX-15B
Written: Everything humans from Earth know about science is incorrect.
Result: Everything humans from Earth know about science is correct.
Test XXXX-16
[All tests after this point were performed on 2012-10-23.]
Written: There are more than 3 dimensions.
Result: There are not more than 3 dimensions.
Test XXXX-17
Written: There are more than 4 dimensions.
Result: [No change.]
Test XXXX-18
Written: The fourth dimension is time.
Result: The fourth dimension is not time.
Test XXXX-19
Written: The universe will end in heat death.
Result: The universe will not end in heat death.
Test XXXX-20
Written: Reality is not a hologram.
Result: [No change.]
After Test-XXXX-20, Assistant Researcher Lu went into psychological therapy for about a week. The clearance level of SCP-XXXX was permitted to be changed to Level 2/Restricted by order of O5-██. Custody was given of SCP-XXXX was given to Sr. Researcher Brimeyer. No tests have been conducted after this change.
Two Parts Oxygen
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must be stored in a large object containment unit in Site 43 along with thirty-eight Dasani brand plastic water bottles filled with liquid water.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an 18.927 L water jug filled with hydrogen peroxide. The nearest Dasani brand plastic water bottle to SCP-XXXX will have its contents switched with hydrogen peroxide from SCP-XXXX, at a rate of 50 mL/sec. This will continue for the next closest Dasani brand water bottle until SCP-XXXX runs out of hydrogen peroxide and is filled with water. If the hydrogen peroxide is consumed, the water disappears from SCP-XXXX and is replaced with the same amount of hydrogen peroxide as was consumed.
Incident XXXX: SCP-XXXX was discovered when it was brought into the corporate headquarters of ███████ and Co. on ████-██-██ from an unknown source and installed into the water dispenser. SCP-XXXX killed 4 men and filled every water bottle in one of the building’s vending machines with hydrogen peroxide, killing 2 more and severely hospitalizing another. SCP-XXXX and the building’s vending machine were confiscated and replaced by the foundation and the company’s employees were administered with Class-A Amnestics. Research is being done into the instigators of this incident.
Paper Cutter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must be kept within the cadaver of D-4985 inside an industrial freezer in Site 57. The cadaver has an incision just above its navel in which to insert SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX must only be tested on and taken out of containment by personnel Level 3 or higher.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a circle made out of paper with a diameter of 20 cm. SCP-XXXX spins infinitely at a rate of around 25,000 rotations per minute. SCP-XXXX can saw down and cut anything (examples including tungsten and diamond) except for human skin tissue. When SCP-XXXX comes in contact with human skin, the person will feel no pain and will be unaffected by it. SCP-XXXX cannot be bent or crumpled. It is completely unaffected by extreme temperatures and its surface is completely hydrophobic.
Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered when Mike ████████, a British creator on YouTube, tried to use a circular piece of paper in place of a circular saw to test what it would be able to cut through. The paper cut through a thin block of wood, the arbor spinning it, ███████’s metal workbench, his shoe, and stopping on his foot, when he picked it up and held it. The local police and Foundation staff were called to his home. The footage ███████ shot for the video and what was now SCP-XXXX was seized by the Foundation.
Avoidant Soda
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Yawn Disease
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX cannot be contained, nor is there a cure or treatment for it as of yet.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an incurable disease that seems to reside in every human, to the Foundation’s knowledge. This disease has also been seen in other mammals, but this has not yet been tested. This disease’s symptoms include a periodic involuntary opening of the mouth, inhalation, and immediate exhalation of air, the whole process taking about 5 to 10 seconds. These symptoms, named SCP-XXXX-1, can show more frequently when feeling tired, boredom, when the person has not had enough sleep, or when reading about SCP-XXXX-1. These symptoms will also show when hearing and/or seeing another person show these symptoms, causing an infinite loop of SCP-XXXX-1. If a person does not show symptoms after hearing or seeing SCP-XXXX-1, it may be linked to psychopathy or lack of empathy.
Incident XXXX-1999-04-23: During the Brewers/Pirates Major League Baseball game, it is reported that an adolescent showed symptoms of SCP-XXXX, which caused a chain reaction of SCP-XXXX-1 to spread across about 85% of the game attendants. This event was not recorded by local news outlets and was written off as merely a fluke.
CODE NAME: Comiserif - In And Of Itself
Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCP-001’s location only known as not being on Earth, SCP-001 cannot currently be contained.
Description: SCP-001 is the collective of one or more objects not based on Earth that can send messages to any human through their minds. These messages primarily come in the form of the descriptions and containment procedures for an SCP. However, may also come in the form of esoteric information related to the Foundation and SCPs (See Addendum-001). Any person that receives these messages is compelled to input the information into the Foundation database or its many subsidiaries in other countries. People have also been compelled to write guides for others on how to successfully input information into the Foundation’s database or narrative stories based on existing SCPs. These messages can come at any time or place, despite any circumstances, and come to people that are interested in receiving these messages.
Addendum-001: Any esoteric information related to the Foundation or SCPs sent differs between people and may even contradict itself, leading to little conclusive information that is not about the main command structure of the Foundation or SCPs. However, many have come together to theorize about what is true about this esoteric information.
Origin: Multiple theories exist on where the messages come from. The most believed theory is that the messages are from an actual Foundation on Earth in a different dimension or reality, as no SCP, Foundation building or Foundation employee exists on Earth. The theory believes that a K-Class Scenario occurred on that Earth, causing them to send their information elsewhere for others to be able to protect themselves against instigators of K-Class Scenarios or generally dangerous SCPs.
A Cure For Ommetaphobia
The same pair of glasses as SCP-XXXX from JCPenney's website.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must be kept in Standard Object Containment Locker 25A in Site 24.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a pair of Carter’s brand cat eye full-frame girls’ sunglasses. When worn, the wearer will not be able to see any eyes: real, in art, and in pictures/video. An eye will not be able to be seen based on the wearer’s perception of whether or not something can constitute as an eye.
Instead of seeing eyes, the wearer will only see empty sockets. If the eye is in an art form, the entirety of the eye will be filled with a red color and blood will appear to flow from it. Both lenses of SCP-XXXX must fill the wearer’s vision for the effects to appear. The effects become permanent if SCP-XXXX is worn once and from then on, even if the wearer stops wearing SCP-XXXX.
Discovery: SCP-XXXX was found in a JCPenney in ██████████, ████. In the summer of 2012, Anthony ███████ and his young daughter, Stella, were shopping for sunglasses. Stella tried SCP-XXXX on and expected events resulted from that point. Stella and SCP-XXXX were taken in by the Foundation and Class-A Amnestics were administered to all in the vicinity except both ███████s. A cure to SCP-XXXX’s effects on Stella could not be found after a week. Stella was sent home and Anthony and his wife were contractually forced to pass Stella’s condition off as a mental disorder.
Delicious Blueberry Pancakes
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must be kept in Standard Object Containment Locker 34D at Site 96.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a box of BaKing Giving Pancake Mix, the best pancake mix you will ever cook with. On the box is a recipe for the greatest blueberry pancakes you will ever taste! This recipe includes only the best ingredients! Furthermore, the recipe will change any wrong information about itself. These pancakes taste best when serving to close friends or family!
The recipe calls for:
- 250 mL of BaKing brand Giving Pancake Mix
- 125 mL of milk
- 2 eggs
- 125 mL of blueberries
Discovery: Jane ███████████ and her three children were pronounced dead at St. Luke’s Des Peres Hospital of cyanide poisoning. Jane’s husband, Tom, narrowed the source of the cyanide to the pancake mix he had bought the day before at a nearby Costco. After Foundation testing, it was concluded that a large amount of KCN was found mixed in with the pancake mix. After searching the Costco, no other boxes of the pancake mix were found and the manager of that Costco testified to never having ordered that brand of pancake mix.
Channelling Staff
Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-XXXX must be kept in Standard Storage Closet 78 in Site 95. The entrance to the storage closet must be guarded by a Clearance Level 4 personnel at all times.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a collective of an unknown amount of the same tungsten cylinders with a diameter of 1 cm and a length of 80 cm. Inside instances of SCP-XXXX is approximately 13.744 mL of liquid mercury. It is also noted that SCP-XXXX is very light compared to replicas with the same specifications, only weighing about 125.664 g.
SCP-XXXX has the power to control and summon multiple aspects of the world, but only one aspect at a time can be accessed, differentiated by movements made with SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX will cease to function if the holder of it lets go of their grip of it. SCP-XXXX acts similar to a magic wand. It can control:
- Fire and thermal energy (Addendum-XXXX-1)
- Ice and frozen objects (Addendum-XXXX-2)
- Water in all states of matter (Addendum-XXXX-3)
- Electricity (Addendum-XXXX-4)
- Metal (Addendum-XXXX-5)
- Nature (plants, wood, animals, etc.) (Addendum-XXXX-6)
- Earth (dirt, soil, rocks, etc.) (Addendum-XXXX-7)
- Air (Addendum-XXXX-8)
- The mind (Addendum-XXXX-9)
- Light (Addendum-XXXX-10)
The addendums will explain how to switch between the elements and give a brief description of what SCP-XXXX can do. They will be written in this format:
Addendum-XXXX-X
Summon Action:
Result:
Description:
Addendum-XXXX-1
Summon Action: It is held and the holder slides their thumb across the part that they can reach.
Result: Flames will cover SCP-XXXX. The holder will not feel anything, but the fire can spread to other places.
Description: It can summon beams, blasts, and waves of fire, which can extend to a range of about 5 meters. Weapons and walls of flames can also be summoned.
Addendum-XXXX-2
Summon Action: The holder blows on SCP-XXXX.
Result: Icicles will form, pointing away from where the holder blew on it. The icicles will avoid touching the holder and the holder will not feel any decrease in temperature.
Description: SCP-XXXX will be able to instantly decrease the thermal energy of any object to the freezing point. Frozen objects will be able to be moved around using SCP-XXXX, no matter their weight.
Addendum-XXXX-3
Summon Action: A swirl is drawn in the air with SCP-XXXX.
Result: A blob-like mass of water will form around the rod. The holder's arm will not get wet, but other parts of their body and other objects are able to be wet.
Description: SCP-XXXX can summon and control water in all states of matter.
Addendum-XXXX-4
Summon Action: SCP-XXXX is held vertically and thrust above the holder's head.
Result: Electricity will
Description:
Addendum-XXXX-5
Summon Action: SCP-XXXX is held and moved perpendicular to where the ends are pointing.
Result:
Description:
Addendum-XXXX-6
Summon Action: An end of SCP-XXXX is touched to the ground and flicked up.
Result:
Description:
Addendum-XXXX-7
Summon Action: SCP-XXXX is held vertically and thrust into the ground.
Result:
Description:
Addendum-XXXX-8
Summon Action: The holder waves SCP-XXXX around them, resembling a lasso motion.
Result:
Description:
Addendum-XXXX-9
Summon Action: The holder puts one end of SCP-XXXX to their temple.
Result:
Description:
Addendum-XXXX-10
Summon Action: The holder makes an arc above their head with SCP-XXXX.
Result:
Description:
Cello Bow
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must be kept in Standard Object Containment Locker 1C in Site 21.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a mahogany cello bow with two broken strings. Any pain dealt using SCP-XXXX will not be felt. SCP-XXXX can damage inanimate objects and can puncture and damage the epidermis extremely easily.
My Dad
Item #: 2167
Clearance Level : 6 feet
Containment Class: i am not in these classes i am in second grade
Disruption Class:
Risk Class:
Special Containment Procedures: you can trap him in a cage but that's mean
Description: tall, brown hair, my dad, has a crush on my mom,
i THINK MY DAD IS AN SEP HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO THE GROSSRY STORE TO GET MILK AND HE NEVER CAME BACK I THINK THERE IS A MONSTER IN THE STORE WE ENEED TO HELP HIM
My Ideas
- Reuse (the noun reuse) Recycler (turns recyclables into other things)
- A Polytope from the Dimension Above (a 4th dimensional polytope)
- rubber band thing; slinky thing
- good airline food
- evil russian boy
Andrew's Ideas
- Tetrahydrogen Dioxide (“water” that bonds with water and becomes toxic)
- The Hot Seat (a chair that lights pockets on fire)
- Inverse Spoon (a spoon that bends inside out whenever you eat)
- Knife Butter (stick of butter than can only cut silverware)
- Dyslexic Lemon (lemon that changes into a melon and back)
- Amphibious Sheep (a sheep that will not perish in water)
- that-one-app+ (that app that rhymes with fletchinder but your first match is a prearranged marriage)
- andrew's ideas ⬆
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