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Item #: SCP-616
Object Class: Euclid
SCP-616 at the medical bay
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-616 is to be kept in a wheat field at Site-██, under constant supervision of Dr. M███████. He is not to be approached by white staff members under any circumstances. Read Addendum-03 for clarification. SCP-616 is not particularly dangerous because of its properties, but can cause panic in large crowds of people because of what it tends to do. Since SCP-616 can be wounded, proven in Addendum-02, five armed guards should be posted around the perimeter of the wheat field at all times.
Description: SCP-616 is a tall Asian teenager about ██ years of age, or so it claims. SCP-616 does not appear to age or mature, nor does it seem to grow at all. SCP-616 was recently injured in Addendum-02, so it is to visit the healing bay every week for updates. So far, no healing has occurred, and SCP-616 is still injured.
SCP-616 always wears a straw hat and basic farming clothes resembling that of the pre-liberation era of chinese [REDACTED]. SCP-616 does not appear to be violent in any way to other asians or communist synthesizers.
NOTE: DO NOT APPROACH SCP-616 IF YOU POSSESS AMERICAN CASH -Dr. M███████
Addendum-01: Agent K███ was on a date when his partner spotted SCP-616 T-Posing on top of the Eiffel tower. Agent K███ notified MTF Omega-9 immediately and waited for backup to arrive before confronting SCP-616. Agent K███ and 7 other Omega-9 members began climbing the Eiffel tower towards SCP-616. At around ██:██ PM, SCP-616 spotted the task force members and began yelling at the top of his lungs.
Foreword: This was the recording wire that Agent K███ kept on his jacket at the time of the confrontation.
<Begin Log>
SCP-616: Capitalist pigs! Surrender now or face the full wrath of the People's Republic!
Omega-9-03: What the fuck?
Omega-9-07: Back up. I think it's gonna- HOLY SHIT-
SCP-616's eyes glow red and starts shooting out red hot beams of what was later identified to be plasma. Omega-9-03, 02, 07, and 05 were killed in the blast.
SCP-616: You have taken my home, my money and my family. Now you come back to take me? Come and get some!
Agent K███: I was just trying to go on a date. Now I'm f█████. That was supposed to be my date's job…
SCP-616 jumps down from his spot and engages the team in hand to hand combat. Omega-9-01 was knocked off the Eiffel tower. His body was later found at the bottom, crushed. Omega-9-04 fired several rounds at SCP-616, but none of found their target. SCP-616 preformed a spinning kick which hit Omega-9-04 on the side of the skull, fracturing it as well as knocking him unconscious.
Omega-9-06: I didn't sign up for this shit!
Omega-9-06 begins to retreat down the stairs.
SCP-616: COWARD!
SCP-616 looked at Omega-9-06, who suddenly had cardiac arrest, causing him to tumble down the stairs and break his neck.
Agent K███: Hey man, I know you got this whole Communist persona going on and all, but could calm down a little? That last guy wasn't even trying to kill you.
SCP-616: He embarrassed himself by retreating. Killing him was doing him more good than me.
Agent K███: Uh yeah… but if you ask him (Points at the dead body, now foaming at the mouth on the ground) it would be a different story. Wait. Why am I not dead?
SCP-616: I don't smell communism on you.
<End Log>
Conclusion: Agent K███ was spared because he had spent all his money that night at the date. All Omega-9 task force members were killed, except for Omega-9-04, which now resides in the mental hospital at Site-██. He has yet to recover.
Addendum-02: Dr. Minehero secretly organized a boxing tournament between several SCPs, staff, and objects. This was unknown at the time by anyone other than Dr. Minehero, thus, it was not prevented. Dr. Minehero recorded the whole thing.
Foreword: SCP-096, SCP-173, SCP-616, SCP-058, D-5129, O5-7, a chair, SCP-049, SCP-2499, Agent K███ and a minecraft pickaxe were placed in the same room together.
<Begin Log>
Dr. Minehero: Welcome contestants, to the annual SCP boxing tournament! The last standing survivor will be granted his or her's freedom and a box of chocolates! Starting… NOW!
SCP-096 cries in the corner, SCP-173 cannot move because of all the eyes on it, D-5129 assumes boxing pose and faces down the chair. Agent K███ mumbles happily in his sleep, SCP-049 looks confused to as where he is. SCP-2499 begins to get agitated. SCP-616 begins sniffing frantically at the air.
SCP-058: I really don't understand how this is fair for me.
O5-7: Wait. What the fuck am I doing here?! I am an O5 command and I order you to let me out! LET ME OUT!
SCP-173 moves for the first time and snaps O5-7's neck. D-5129 begins punching at the chair. SCP-2499 grows extremely agitated and looks around scared. Agent K███ snores peacefully. SCP-616 walks up to SCP-049.
SCP-616: Hello doctor! I haven't seen a doctor in ages! How much for one examination?
SCP-049: 5 dollars and 99 cents.
SCP-616: MONEY!? SOUNDS LIKE CAPITALISM!
SCP-049: What the hell- your the one that asked for it!
//SCP-616 begins blasting plasma all around the room, incineration D-5129 and the half broken chair. SCP-096 is hit by the blast and turns around, revealing it's face to everyone in the room. SCP-096 begins to sob and cry. SCP-2499 grows angry and begins yelling out loud. SCP-173 snaps SCP-2499's neck. SCP-049 runs and slips on the minecraft pickaxe and hits his own head on the ground, knocking him out.
//SCP-096 charges at SCP-616, who incinerates it's body. The skeletal frame keeps running however, and injures SCP-616 in the right arm with a massive gash. SCP-616 falls down, clutching his arm. SCP-173 snaps SCP-096's neck.
//At this time, Agent K███ wakes up from his sleep and reacts quickly to the situation. He stares down SCP-173 and tosses SCP-058 at it. SCP-058 complains loudly as it flies through the air. SCP-058 and SCP-173 collide, sending SCP-173 tumbling to the ground while SCP-058 remains undamaged.
Dr. Minehero: Looks like we have a winner! Congratulations to Agent Kurx!
Agent K███: Where's my chocolate?
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Dr. Minehero was transferred to site-██ after the incident. SCP-616 has yet to heal from his wounds.
