SCP-XXXX
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A typical instance of SCP-XXXX

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: While it is infeasible to directly contain SCP-XXXX, indirect containment efforts (see addendum XXXX-A for details) are ongoing. Furthermore, task force MTF-XXXX (Dairy Destroyers) are to respond to any suspected manifestations of SCP-XXXX with mass usage of Class B amnestics and immediate hospitalization of any instances of SCP-XXXX-1.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an entity crudely rendered as a humanoid carton of milk with exaggerated limbs accompanied by a small amount of text, usually a variant of "MILKWALKER SAYS: I know where you live/sleep/are". It manifests on milk cartons distributed in public schools throughout the continental US. While it can manifest on any still-full carton, it most commonly finds its way onto █████ and ███████ brand cartons.

Due to its spontaneous nature, testing of the effects of SCP-XXXX is impractical, bordering the impossible.

Any human who comes into contact with an active instance of SCP-XXXX (containing a manifestation of SCP-XXXX and no less than 10 ml of milk at no less than 50% dilution) will invariably suffer from nightmares featuring SCP-XXXX. These nightmares can be treated with amnestics, but will automatically cease within one (1) week of initial contact.

Any human who drinks more than 10 ml of no less than 50% milk from an active instance of SCP-XXXX will henceforth be known as SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 not only suffers from the aforementioned nightmares regardless of contact with SCP-XXXX, but also from a heightened form of lactose intolerance. Not only is the body's lactase (a chemical which breaks down lactose) production stopped, but a substance known as SCP-XXXX-2 manifests within SCP-XXXX-1's intestines. SCP-XXXX-2 is acutely reactive to lactose, causing bloating, diarrhea, and other symptoms of lactose intolerance at near lethal levels in response to minute amounts of dairy. Death of SCP-XXXX-1 can occur in as little as 2 hours from dairy contact.

Addendum XXXX-A: Foundation-controlled lobbyists in the American government have been instructed to phase out milk cartons in favor of alternative containers, such as plastic bottles. When this plan has fully succeeded, SCP-XXXX will be neutralized. Testing can, in theory, continue on Foundation-controlled, defunct campuses.