Computerbiscuit

ITEM #: SCP-___

OBJECT CLASS: Safe

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: SCP- must be kept in a 50x50cm steel safe, only to be opened with with permissions of staff with a rank of 2+. No other procedures are neccessary.

OBJECT DESCRIPTION: SCP- is a black and white colored TV remote, it has no odd visual features other than there only being a number pad. There are nine (9) buttons on SCP-, 3 of which our researchers have found a use for (the other buttons have yet to do anything). Button one (1) causes any loose object to shrink (-1cm per second), whilst button two (2) does the opposite.
Button three (3) causes any loose object to be instantly disintegrated, and has thus been covered by a small glass box to prevent it being pressed unless personnel are ordered to do so.

TEST REPORT #1: Following the orders of the 05 council 2 researchers placed SCP- in SCP-049's containment cell, as well as 3 small bricks. The subject, while at first confused as to what to do, quickly picked up the remote and hastily studied it. It then pointed the remote on a brick and pressed button one (1) and held it down for four (4) seconds, the subject seemed suprised as to what happened but soon pressed button two (2) and held it down for the same amount of time. It showed a similar reaction and after a few seconds pointed the remote at the third brick and press the third button, the subject seemed suprised due to the brick disappearing and quickly placed SCP- on the table, the researchers quickly grabbed the remote and recontained it.