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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:
Instances of SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a .5m by .5m wooden crate when not in use. Access to SCP-XXXX is only granted to foundation personnel of security clearance level 2 and higher.

Description:
SCP-XXXX was discovered by two schoolchildren at ██████ Candy Shop, in ████████, North Dakota. SCP-XXXX is an anomalous "Lemonhead" brand candy box. The entity will produce up to 20 instances of SCP-XXXX-A in order to fill up the box. It will "top off" the box by unknown means, when any instances of SCP-XXXX-A are removed.

SCP-XXXX-A are "Lemonhead" brand hard, sour candies. They are physically identical to a non-anomalous candy. The only difference being that SCP-XXXX-A has hallucinogenic effects on humans. These hallucinations result in the subject reporting that the faces of all humanoids in sight have been replaced by the "Lemonhead" mascot. This state leads the subject to insanity and violent outbursts, as the voices of humans nearby are unable to be heard by the subject. Several subjects have had to be terminated after attempting to consume foundation personnel. The subject remains this way for approximately twelve hours. After which, the subject forgets everything that occurred after they ingested SCP-XXXX-A.

Addendum:
Testing of SCP-XXXX-A upon viewing of SCP-096 is still in consideration by foundation staff.