cool bean
rating: 0+x

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is a class ██████ sentient life form and all personnel are required to treat it as such. Depending on the subjects designation it to be given a clearance level ranging from janitor to guard access. Each SCP-XXXX instance is to reside in a 4 by 4 by 2.5 meters room, furnished with a standard water dispenser and a small/medium item storage device. The room can also be furnished with items the SCP-XXXX instance residing in the room requests, as long as it doesn't breach protocol. Every active instance of SCP-XXXX is to be "named" using the following format:SCP-XXXX [class] [number]. Twenty-five (25) samples of SCP-XXXX-A are to be stored in biomass storage facilities at all times. Blueprints for SCP-XXXX-B are to be kept in the valuable document storage site ██ in a digital and physical form. All SCP-XXXX-C instances are to be neutralized via incineration
NOTE FOR DR.█████:NOT using napalm, they are immobile for crying out loud.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a designation for an SCP-XXXX-A and an SCP-XXXX-B instance working as a collective. SCP-XXXX has an average IQ of 110, giving it the same mental capabilities as a human. A large quantity of SCP-XXXX instances have genetic memory of information received during higher education, subjects in which they have memory range from linguistics to nuclear physics. The foundation has made the decision to employ SCP-XXXX instances, and at the time of writing this document ███ instances of SCP-XXXX are employed by the foundation.
SCP-XXXX-A is a previously unknown species of Phaseolus vulgaris (common bean).SCP-XXXX-A exhibits 3 anomalous properties. The primary anomalous property is the ability to power and control SCP-XXXX-B. The second anomalous property is sentience and the third property is the inability to change its temperature while it still undergoes thermal changes expected to happen, the temperature is constantly 5°C with every attempt to lower it or increase it failing. The beans have a light blue, light green coloration and during D-class testing, it is revealed that it has the same taste as a un-anomalios from the Phaseolus vulgaris family. SCP-XXXX personnel do not express any negative remarks with the human staff that consume beans (both anomalous and normal), but many members of the human staff refuse to consume beans of any kind after interacting with a member of SCP-XXXX personnel.