Corey Long-2 (Tale)

Tales from the Mind of Oswald Issue #1

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The bright summer day of August 7th 2008 was one hell of a day for Commander Oswald and his MTF Squadron, containing anomalies all day. The only thing that could end it was Oswald's favourite restaurant and/or death. In the morning Oswald woke up next to his wife he asked her "The Question" to which she replied "Not now honey I have a headache" most ironic part is he remembered she died months ago by severe brain trauma Oswald can't help but tell himself it was all his fault, he should have been there and he could have prevented it.
In the real morning Oswald was fast asleep. "You want to wake him up?" Muttered the Sergent to the Lieutenant J. "What, fuck no!" At the shout Oswald sprang up only to throw a shoe at the Sergent and Lieutenant and pass right back out. In the afternoon where Oswald finally awoke to the idle chatter of the men and how one was afraid of death. Oswald quickly replied "You'd better hope Death is a women." One of the youngest Privates said "Why?" Oswald continued "You don't avoid it, it avoids you."
Oswald liked his hobbies which was only one, Music. Oswald knew all sorts of music and musical terms. He played the Alto, he knew his letters so there was no need to use any of the types of Clef. He played what could only be compared to real music as what some believe to be Richard Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries."
Oswald's Squad was called in to Site-69 for a containment breach of all Safe class and one very tempered Euclid whom made it a scavenger hunt. Nothing too bad, "Hey man I heard Dr. Clef got moved here." Claimed the Captain. Oswald responded "This helps us how?" The Captain instigated "Which means he brought his ""Confiscated Goods"" with him." "We could grab some 420-J while the staff await in the shelters." "Unless my glorious Commander is too much of a pussy to do it." Oswald obviously infuriated responds "Fine I'll do it." One boring re-containment later, Oswald is still baffled at how an inanimate object ends up in the Male Bathroom. Not a thought Oswald wants. It was a simple job to grab the 420-J instances from Clef's lab and from the Hydroponics and Agricultural Lab as well.

Information Gathered By Mobile Task Force Beta-24

There was a months worth of SCP-420-J to go around enough to get Oswald addicted to it. Oswald was fine for the time being until the withdrawal symptoms settled. 420-J had suppressed every function and improved the dopamine receptors. Now that withdrawal is happening everything is opposite listed effects are below. (Oswald is deemed Class E from this point)

Oswald's effects

  • Dopamine Production Reduction (Reduced Positivity)
  • Enhanced Pain reception (Oswald Feels 10 times more pain)
  • Enhanced Muscle Reaction (Oswald is stronger and faster)
  • Oswald is grumpy (This is normal)
  • Thought Process Enhanced (Smarter)
  • Oswald didn't get hungry (Force feeding was used)

Beyond this point we had to video tape the new behaviors Oswald and document them, videos are to only be a cautionary tale in training to new Mobile Task Force Members and Research staff assigned to SCP-420-J. We can provide minor behavioral patterns changes and details that had affected Oswald during the three week withdrawal period.

Duly Noted Afflictions

  • Oswald had pains he described as the extreme burning on his right shoulder, It was figured out he had a sunburn in the videos recorded.
  • By week 1 the personality changes were quite evident as Oswald was noted by his colleagues as being "Less" Positive than Oswald is usually.
  • Week 2: Oswald managed to get progressively more comfortable with the Medical Staff despite the negative effects of the withdrawal.
  • Finally on week three Oswald got the idea to break from the Medical Section of the facility he was being held at, breaking a doctors arm and my fingers. Oswald was neutralized via tranquilizer substance known as Alprazolam. Oswald was in a comatose state for 12 hours before the effects of his afflictions and the tranquil substance were removed from his body. Dr. █ expected to be out of medical in one week at least.

Thank You Dr. Johnathann
-Medical Staff of Site- █

PS. A Question is being asked here can we use cats? “Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.”