The Man From The 90's
Item #: SCP-888-j
Object Class: Party Starter.
Special Containment Procedures: Just put him on the dance floor.
Description: SCP-888-j is just some normal dude from the 90's, he just wants to boogie. If anybody wants to boogie too, who's he to blame? Dance t'ill you're dead.
Addendum: Let him do what he wants to do! If you stop his jam, you'll be sent straight to Hell and be treated to the finest service from Lucifer himself. You'll die the greatest death of 1000 exploding suns with an extra spice of one million stabbings from the finest blade in all of the under world. Don't stop this mans style.






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