Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is housed in a 20x20x20 meter cell. Sprinklers, sleeping gas vents, and tanks of hydrochloric acid are installed, to be used in the event of an emergency. SCP-XXXX is to be fed an appropriate amount of food daily, corresponding to its current dietary requirements.
These procedures are subject to change. In the event SCP-XXXX breaches containment, any available staff must verbally emphasize how deadly and aggressive SCP-XXXX is, and point out that it is uncontained.
Description: As of ██/██/20██, SCP-XXXX is a yellow labrador retriever (Canis lupus familiaris). SCP-XXXX displays behavioural characteristics typical of one, and for all nonverbal purposes, is to be treated as such.
The anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX manifest whenever a verifiably true fact about SCP-XXXX is verbally spoken. Reality will change to such a state that the fact spoken is no longer true. Aside from the rules discovered through experimentation, no limits to this ability are known, including physical proximity, or knowledge of SCP-XXXX or its anomalous properties.
The exact methods through which SCP-XXXX judges a statement to be true or false are not well understood.
Addendum 1: Experiments were conducted to discover more about SCP-XXXX, its capacity, and its limitations. To account for SCP-XXXX's properties, all logs are recorded purely in text form.
Experiment Log XXXX-1:
Date: ██/██/19██
Subject: Dr. ██████
Scenario: Subject stated that SCP-XXXX has red, leathery skin.
Result: SCP-XXXX's skin rapidly turned green, before becoming soft and sprouting feathers.
Note: I didn't say anything about not having feathers. Intriguing. -Dr. ██████
Experiment Log XXXX-2:
Date: ██/██/19██
Subject: Dr. ██████
Scenario: Subject stated that SCP-XXXX does not have wings.
Result: No changes occurred.
Note: Okay, so negations of truth are a no-go. -Dr. ██████
Experiment Log XXXX-4:
Date: ██/██/19██
Subject: Dr. ██████
Scenario: Subject stated that SCP-XXXX has green skin, and that the Group of Interest known as the Chaos Insurgency exists.
Result: SCP-XXXX's skin rapidly turned blue. Foundation assets embedded within the Chaos Insurgency verified that they had observed no changes.
Note: Direct relation only. Well, that's disappointing. -Dr. ██████
Experiment Log XXXX-7:
Date: ██/██/19██
Subject: Dr. ██████
Scenario: Subject stated that SCP-XXXX has killed and eaten dozens of humans.
Result: No changes occurred.
Note: Time is out of its reach. Not sure if that's disappointing or relieving. -Dr. ██████
Addendum 2: Due to the extremely volatile nature of SCP-XXXX, several incidents have occurred involving accidental activation of its properties.
Incident Log XXXX-2:
Date: ██/██/19██
Subject: Dr. ██████
Scenario: Shortly after a failed experiment, subject remarked that SCP-XXXX 'would be the death of [him]'.
Result: See Incident Log XXXX-3.
Incident Log XXXX-3:
Date: ██/██/19██
Subject: Assistant Researcher █████████
Scenario: While going over a list of contained SCP objects, subject (who was not aware of SCP-XXXX's properties) stated that SCP-XXXX, along with many others, is contained.
Result: The blast door to SCP-XXXX's containment cell de-materialized, allowing SCP-XXXX to breach containment. ██ casualties followed. SCP-XXXX came into direct contact with Dr. ██████, however seemingly ignored him. The breach ended when a site-wide alert announced that SCP-XXXX had breached containment, at which point it returned to its cell with no further incident.
Note: I… I don't know how to feel about this. -Dr. ██████
Incident Log XXXX-12:
Date: ██/██/20██
Subject: Unknown
Scenario: Unknown
Result: The blast door to SCP-XXXX's containment cell de-materialized. SCP-XXXX grew large teeth, and began a rampage through Site-██. ██ casualties followed.
Note: Following a review of the incident, it is clear that knowledge of SCP-XXXX has leaked to a malicious third party. Given the near impossibility of permanently containing SCP-XXXX, Site Director ██████ has recommended termination of SCP-XXXX to the O5 Council.
Please don't call it a good boy. -Dr. ██████
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Neither Safe nor Euclid —A/N: Keter, obviously, but since any potential breach can be counteracted with "SCP-XXXX is currently breached", considering just Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is not housed in an area in which it can cause damage. Personnel are not to let SCP-XXXX starve.
These procedures will not necessarily stay the same. In the event SCP-XXXX is no longer contained, any available staff may not ignore SCP-XXXX. They may not stay silent. They may not ignore the danger.
Description: As of ██/██/20██, SCP-XXXX is not harmful. SCP-XXXX's current form does not pose a threat. SCP-XXXX is not uncontained. SCP-XXXX's current form is not inanimate.
The anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX do not manifest whenever communication is not being held. They do not manifest if communication is not about SCP-XXXX. If properties manifest, reality will not retain its previous state. Alterations made will not be unrelated to the contents of the statement. The anomalous properties do not manifest if a statement is not true.
SCP-XXXX will not activate under the following circumstances.
1. Negations of truth, and statements of negative qualities, will not activate SCP-XXXX.
2. Each part of a statement will not take effect if it is not directly related to SCP-XXXX.
3. SCP-XXXX's effects will not alter the past.
4. A statement cannot self-neutralize SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX's effects will not stay idle, but they will not be permanent.
5. A statement cannot be entirely automated. It cannot be entirely performed by software.
6. A verbal statement cannot be pre-recorded. It cannot be synthesized.
It is believed that SCP-XXXX's effects will not exclude these very rules, however, attempting to alter these rules is not considered safe, as they may not go unreplaced.
Any method that does not involve communication of information between an amount of entities not higher than one will not activate SCP-XXXX. All participating entities must not be of any species that is not a human.
The exact methods through which SCP-XXXX judges a statement to be true or false, and negative or positive, are not well understood. What qualifies as 'directly related' for the purposes of the anomaly is also not known. To minimize the risk of accidental activation, any text on this page will not contain wholly positive statements, even if it would not reasonably activate SCP-XXXX.
Addendum 1: Since containment, SCP-XXXX has not been ignored. The following logs are not irrelevant to the discovery and clarification of SCP-XXXX's properties. Except for their notes, the following logs will not contain negatives, as they exclusively do not cover the present or the future, and thus are not affected by SCP-XXXX. —A/N: I'm not too sure about the tensing in the Scenario sections of these and the incident logs. These are all WIP.
Dr. ██████ was not absent from the initial testing of SCP-XXXX. Dr. ██████ was chosen for not having a history of being not careful with their words.
Experiment Log XXXX-1:
Date: ██/██/19██
Subject: Dr. ██████
Scenario: Subject stated that SCP-XXXX does not have wings.
Result: No changes occurred.
Note: Okay, so negations of truth and negative qualities are definitely not acceptable. -Dr. ██████
Experiment Log XXXX-2:
Date: ██/██/19██
Subject: Dr. ██████
Scenario: Subject stated that SCP-XXXX has red, leathery skin.
Result: SCP-XXXX's skin rapidly turned green, before becoming soft and sprouting feathers.
Note: I didn't say anything about not having feathers. Not uninteresting. -Dr. ██████
Experiment Log XXXX-4:
Date: ██/██/19██
Subject: Dr. ██████
Scenario: Subject stated that SCP-XXXX has green skin, and that the Group of Interest known as the Chaos Insurgency existed.
Result: SCP-XXXX's skin rapidly turned blue. Foundation assets embedded within the Chaos Insurgency verified that they had observed no changes.
Note: No unrelated factors. Well, that's not heartening. -Dr. ██████
Experiment Log XXXX-6:
Date: ██/██/19██
Subject: Dr. ██████
Scenario: Subject stated that SCP-XXXX will breach containment, and will kill many people.
Result: No changes occurred.
Note: Let's hope that SCP-XXXX will be pacified in the future. -Dr. ██████
Experiment Log XXXX-7:
Date: ██/██/19██
Subject: Dr. ██████
Scenario: Subject stated that SCP-XXXX has killed and eaten dozens of humans.
Result: No changes occurred.
Note: Elapsed events are not subject to SCP-XXXX's effects. Not sure if that's not disappointing or not relieving. -Dr. ██████
Experiment Log XXXX-13:
Date: ██/██/20██
Subject: Dr. ████-██████
Preface: Subject had received authorization to attempt to use SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects to aid in its containment and research.
Scenario: Subject stated that they knew nothing of how SCP-XXXX determined what was related, and what was true.
Result: No changes occurred.
Note: A statement about relation being not related. Poetic? -Dr. ████-██████
Addendum 2: Due to the nature of SCP-XXXX not being stable, the object's presence has not been without incident.
Incident Log XXXX-2:
Date: ██/██/19██
Subject: Dr. ██████
Scenario: Shortly after a failed experiment, subject remarked that SCP-XXXX 'will be the death of [him]'.
Result: See Incident Log XXXX-3.
Incident Log XXXX-3:
Date: ██/██/19██
Subject: Assistant Researcher █████████
Scenario: While going over a list of contained SCP objects, subject (who was not aware of SCP-XXXX's properties) stated that SCP-XXXX, along with many others, was contained.
Result: The blast door to SCP-XXXX's containment cell de-materialized, allowing SCP-XXXX to breach containment. ██ casualties followed. SCP-XXXX came into direct contact with Dr. ██████, however seemingly ignored him. The breach ended when a site-wide alert announced that SCP-XXXX had breached containment, at which point it returned to its cell with no further incident.
Note: I… I don't know how to feel about this. -Dr. ██████
Note: Dr. ██████ voluntarily did not remain assigned to SCP-XXXX after Incident XXXX-3.
Note: This incident occurred after Experiment XXXX-6. After review, it was determined that the note for Experiment Log XXXX-6 may have altered its outcome. Dr. ██████ was reprimanded.
Incident Log XXXX-12:
Date: ██/██/20██
Subject: Unknown
Scenario: Unknown
Result: The blast door to SCP-XXXX's containment cell de-materialized. SCP-XXXX grew large teeth, and began a rampage through Site-██. ██ casualties followed.
Note: Following a review of the incident, it is clear that knowledge of SCP-XXXX has leaked to a malicious third party. Given the near impossibility of permanently containing SCP-XXXX, Site Director ██████ will recommend termination of SCP-XXXX to the O5 Council. —A/N: Whoops! SCP-XXXX lives to see another day, and the Foundation no longer realizes that there's third party influence.