The couch (not done)

Item #: XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a 3.5 meter by 3.5 meter by 3.5 meter room. One security camera will be running in the cell at all times. Only personnel with level 2 access or higher are allowed to enter the room unless accompanied by level 2 or higher personnel.

Description: SCP-XXXX resembles a small brownish 2-cushioned velvet sofa, found in ██████, AZ at ██/█/20██ in the home of A███ M█████.Inspection of SCP-XXXX showed no anomalous components of the couch, but when sat on, the subject/ subjects seemed to vanish. It is unclear whether or not the subject is transported elsewhere, or simply ceases to exist. It appears that only humans that sit on the couch vanish. Tests show that objects placed on the couch do not vanish, but most objects placed on the couch shake violently until taken off.

Below is a list of objects that show no effect when placed on the couch:

• One #2 pencil
• An apple
• ████ brand potato chips
• ████ brand dry erase marker

Multiple cases have been reported of the couch shaking uncontrollably, causing near on-site staff to hear wood rattling on the floor. It is unknown what causes the shaking, however, camera footage has been examined to find out that
The couch only shakes after a 1-hour minimum testing session.

Test #01- ██/█/201█
Subject: One class D personnel
Results: Subject was hesitant to sit down, however, they complied and sat on the sofa, leading to instantly vanishing.
Analysis: Further testing required.