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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX, alongside any alternate produce of SCP-XXXX-1, is to be kept in a refrigerator in Site-██'s 10th sub-basement, closed under double lock and key, the keys of which are held only by Site-██'s Site Director and SCP-XXXX's Senior Researcher. Any knowledge pertaining to SCP-XXXX or the development of SCP-XXXX-1 is to be held under similar lock and key methods in a safe atop the refrigerator. Any personnel found caught tampering with any SCP-XXXX material are to be treated through the following severity list:

  • Staff are to be place in a Foundation-ran rehabilitation centre if they: drink any form of SCP-XXXX or related products, relapse before 12 continuous months of sobriety or attend any social events in which SCP-XXXX is involved.
  • Staff are to be transferred from Site-██ if they: relapse after 12 continuous months of sobriety, attempt to steal SCP-XXXX related material, attempt to brew SCP-XXXX for private consumption or deal with extensive medical difficulties during or after treatment.
  • Staff are to be administered anaesthetics and excommunicated if they: damage Foundation property during time as SCP-XXXX-2, harm any other site staff during time as SCP-XXXX-2, endanger the containment or protection of any other onsite SCPs or cause the leaking of any Foundation information.

SCP-XXXX-2 are to be kept in standard humanoid containment cells, complete with the addition of a one-way delivery system used for food transport. So long as no information above Clearance Level 3 is found on any given item, broken or damaged equipment is also allowed through this port, to the discretion of the owner, that is then to be collected after the release of SCP-XXXX-2 into medical care.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a crate containing 6 bottles of a previously unknown alcoholic substance, known as SCP-XXXX-1. Other the anomalous portion of the drink (Compound XXXX-S12), it's main ingredients include: powdered milk, protein shake powder, crushed vitamin tablets, approximately 4 shots of ███████ brand vodka, [DATA EXPUNGED]mg of Oxymorphone, dried faecal matter, grains of partially radioactive dirt and SCP-XXXX-1's main anomalous property is it's skill as both a hallucinogenic and memetic hazard through pheromones formed from the liquid, attracting all manner of organisms toward it and manipulating a victim's mind to replace the image of SCP-XXXX with that of another beverage. Upon the consumption of SCP-XXXX-1, the subject will pass out for a period of 5 to 10 minutes. During this unconscious period, blood pressure and BPM rises to alarming levels, causing cases of heart failure and strokes in 12% of test subjects, to properly circulate the full ingested volume of SCP-XXXX-1 into the subject's brain. Upon the arrival of SCP-XXXX-1 infected blood in the brain, it become heavily inebriated, blood pressure/BPM returns to normal patterns and

Despite the manufacturer logo found on the side of the crate, the beer itself is stored inside handled masonry jars, loosely sealed with a thin layer of aluminium foil. "Bacth numbers" are stuck to the side of each jar via sticky note, numbering the jars from "bottle102947362" to "botle13493827495b". A note attached to the crate during it's original delivery specifies both the fermentation process of SCP-XXXX-1 and the chemical formula of the substance, a modification to the typical composition of ethanol (C2H5OH), as an incentive to develop more SCP-XXXX-1 whilst inebriated.