Special Containment Procedures: The connection to the phone number of SCP-XXXX is to be blocked by all telecommunications companies worldwide and 24/7 monitoring of said number is required. Attempts at reversing the actions of SCP-XXXX-1 should be taken as soon as possible, if possible. SCP-XXXX testing should be small-scale and as covert as possible.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the phenomenon in which the phone number (███) 362-436█ is called from any device. When the number is called, a man’s voice, the man hereby referred to as SCP-XXXX-1, will answer and ask the caller what ‘deed’ they need to be done. After the caller specifies a request, SCP-XXXX-1 will state a price of the most common currency used by the caller and ask for confirmation of the request, or tell the caller they need more currency for them to do the job. SCP-XXXX-1 will only accept requests of an illegal or morally incorrect nature and will accept all requests following this criterion regardless of size or importance if enough currency is available.
SCP-XXXX-1 will take currency from the caller almost instantly after the request is done, whether it be electronically from a bank or the disappearance of physical currency in possession of the caller. The amount of currency SCP-XXXX-1 charges is usually very low considering the possible materials cost, time, and effort put into the request. SCP-XXXX-1 is presumed to manifest with the materials it will use to complete the request and dematerialize them when it is done if they are not needed anymore. All attempts at tracing SCP-XXXX's phone number to find it has failed. SCP-XXXX-1's manifestations are mostly different, but all known manifestations have been a Caucasian male with a slightly muscular build and have included a hat of some sort, most commonly a newsboy cap with exceptions including a baseball cap.
SCP-XXXX was brought to the foundation’s attention following reports of multiple unusual deaths at a high school in ███████, KY. A foundation agent planted in the high school overheard a conversation where a female teenager, V████ ██████, was being very spiteful of the recently deceased principal. Following an investigation from other sources, several phone calls to SCP-XXXX-1 were found. The number of SCP-XXXX was called and believed to be a non-anomalous hitman service. The interview with the teenager can be found below. During the US Government's surveillance of the phone number, all █ contract killings and 1█ miscellaneous illegal activities were carried out successfully despite precautions and extra security in place. The foundation was contacted after security footage showed SCP-XXXX-1 exiting a dead-end room where the subject was presumed to manifest.
Interviewed: V████ ██████
Interviewer: Officer H███████
Foreword: The following interview log was taken from the local police department after the Foundation was made aware of SCP-XXXX.
<Begin Log>
Interviewer and subject are in a standard police interviewing room, sitting at opposite sides of a table
Interviewer: How are you feeling, V████?
Subject: On edge…what is this about?
Interviewer: You're in here because we have records of you calling a suspicious number, something that seems to be an illegal service.
Subject: I don't know what you're talking about.
Interviewer: We have records of you calling this number…(papers shuffling) Six? Six times.
Subject: Do you have any recordings of those phone calls?
Interviewer: No, but every call starting two weeks ago has been of illegal nature, so we have no reason to think differently of any call before then. Could you tell me what happened in those phone calls?
Subject is silent for 50 seconds, unsure of what to say.
Interviewer: I have all day.
Subject scans the room for a few seconds, then says something inaudible. Interviewer reported that she said "I didn't want to kill him"
Interviewer: Is that not what you called the number for?
Subject: becomes agitated// No!, I just wanted him to stop!
Interviewer: What do you mean 'stop'? Stop what?
Subject: He was using me, using my body. He wouldn't let me graduate if I stopped!
Interviewer: You're saying he was blackmailing you?
Subject: Yes, and I needed to do something about it, but I didn't know he'd die!
The Interviewer silently waits until the Subject has calmed down, ~6 minutes.
Interviewer: Would you mind answering a few more questions?
Subject: (after a slight pause) Sure, just make it quick, please.
Interviewer: I'll do my best. How did you acquire this number?
Subject: I saw an advertisement online. It said something about being dirt cheap, that's all I remember.
Interviewer: Then how much did your request cost?
Subject: One hundred dollars, I think.
Interviewer: For a contract killing? You're sure?
Subject: Yes, check my accounts if you don't believe me.
Interviewer: Wait, he took a transfer from your account?
Subject: Well, not really. I never gave him any information, but I found out one day the exact amount was just missing marked as a withdrawal.
Interviewer: Do you know the identity of the killer?
Subject: No.
Interviewer: What happened on your other 5 calls to the number?
Subject: Nothing, I never committed to anything. I stopped at the last second.
Interviewer: Do you have anything else to add?
Subject: I just- I'm not sorry for what I did, but I'm sorry it had to be this way.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Security footage of the bank showed no physical withdrawals at the time V████'s bank statement provided.
Foreword: Logs labeled as records are recorded before the Foundation was made aware of SCP-XXXX.
Record A - 7/15/1█
Request: The killing of a coworker of the caller. Investigations revealed that the caller's significant other was having relations with the victim.
Cost: $750
Results:
Record XYZ - 6/15/1█
Foreword: Result of V████'s call, SCP-XXXX-1 was not explicitly told to kill the principal.
Request: The ending of abuse by V████'s high school principal, ███████ ██████.
Cost: $100.
Results: ███████ ██████ was killed, the cause of death was an unidentified poison.
Test A1 - 8/11/1█
Request: The delivery of 20 various military-grade guns to Site-██.
Cost: $100
Results: All guns arrived at Site-██ in perfect condition and fully loaded.
Sidenote: It is currently unknown why the cost of this deed was so low, an investigation into prices of requests is currently ongoing.
Test A2 - 9/12/1█
Request: The delivery of 20 of the same military-grade guns in test B1 to Site-██ to be used by an on-site MTF.
Cost: $5,000
Results: All guns arrived at Site-██ in perfect condition and fully loaded.
Test B1 - 8/20/1█
Request: The rigging of a mock election in Site-██ in favor of a candidate who was set up to have no votes.
Cost: $1
Results: The candidate designated won with 100% of the votes.
Test B2 - 8/22/1█
Request: The rigging of a mock election in Site-██ in favor of a candidate who was set up to have 10% of the votes. SCP-XXXX-1 was told to give the candidate 52% of the vote.
Cost: $1
Results: The candidate designated won with 52% of the votes.
Sidenote: Possible use of SCP-XXXX in the past should be investigated; possible reclassification to Thaumiel should be heavily considered.
Test B3 - 8/23/1█
Foreword: Some tests from this point on are to test the use and application of SCP-XXXX as a Thaumiel SCP.
Request: The rigging of the upcoming election of the US president, specified 60% of votes. The deed is to be canceled after receiving confirmation of the price.
Cost: $2,500,000
Results: Request canceled.
Test C - 8/27/1█
Request: The killing of SCP-682 by any means necessary.
Results: SCP-XXXX-1 was quoted saying "Even for my prices that's going to take a whole lot more than the world has to offer."
Test D1 - 8/30/1█
Request: The sabotage of Site-██. The deed is to be canceled after receiving confirmation of the price.
Cost: $10,000,000
Results: Request canceled.
Test D2 - 9/1/1█
Request: The sabotage of Site-██, specified to only affect the containment of SCP-████, a Keter SCP. The deed is to be canceled after receiving confirmation of the price.
Cost: $100,000
Results: Request canceled.
Test E - 9/5/1█
Request: The theft of SCP-4640-2 from SCP-4640-1.
Cost: $25,000. SCP-XXXX-1 stated the price then said: "No guarantees."
Results: SCP-XXXX-1 manifested directly next to SCP-4640-1 and briefly took and held SCP-4640-2 and immediately dropped the object and de-materialized once SCP-4640-3 manifested. SCP-4640-3 was briefly confused before deciding there was no longer a threat and de-materialized.
Sidenote: He did technically steal it.
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Special Containment Procedures: Provisional Site-XXXX is currently under construction around SCP-XXXX and will be used to block public access to it. Any non-human exiting SCP-XXXX is to be terminated. Future expeditions into SCP-XXXX are currently under review.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation for a living organism of indeterminate size underground in Yukon, Canada. SCP-XXXX-1 is the designation for numerous entities of variable size and shape that act as the "immune system" for SCP-XXXX, killing anything it deems to be dangerous or invasive. SCP-XXXX-1 seems to model itself after any fauna or persons it has come into contact with, using their bodily structure in order to achieve mobility underwater and on land. SCP-XXXX is considered in an active state whenever the power, activated inside an internal breaker room is switched on. When active, instances of SCP-XXXX-1 manifest within SCP-XXXX.
The "mouth" of SCP-XXXX appears to be the entrance to a standard underground mining site which leads into a secret research site. There is evidence SCP-XXXX has some control over the environment and is believed to be the reason behind multiple natural hazards, such as mine-shaft collapses within its mouth. There is a large underground body of water theorized to be the stomach of SCP-XXXX. It is currently unknown if it can reproduce or grow in size, or how it would achieve both. The area the research site was built in is believed to be the digestive tract of SCP-XXXX due to the abnormal degradation and mummification of bodies within it. Many vocalizations have been heard and are considered normal when SCP-XXXX is in an active state.
Following multiple reports of highly anomalous activity the Canadian government, without contacting the Foundation, set up their own hidden testing site inside of SCP-XXXX. Due to the poor understanding and testing of SCP-XXXX, the site was soon overrun by SCP-XXXX-1 and deactivated. Several years after this event, a Foundation agent discerned its presence and requested a recon operation to confirm his intel. With minimal details on SCP-XXXX, MTF Omega-Orange ("Hara-Kiri") was sent on an expedition into SCP-XXXX(See Exploration log XXXX-A Initial Contact for details).
While its origins are unknown, SCP-XXXX appears to have manifested over a long period of time, slowly taking over the local geography, and even meshing with the superstructure built inside it. This has resulted in hardware such as plumbing, cameras, and electrical panels having a direct effect on the health and behavior of the organism. As of now, it remains unknown if SCP-XXXX will continue to subsume more of the surrounding area and if it could be prevented or slowed down.
Special Containment Procedures: All SCP-XXXX containment methods have been unsuccessful. Instead, the prevention of subjects from entering SCP-XXXX has proven to be the most effective method of containment. Subjects are to be told that the bus is under maintenance testing, the bus is potentially unsafe to board, and access is to be denied. A small team of translators should be on the bus at any given time should the bus be in an area where communication would otherwise be difficult. Any attempts from SCP-XXXX-1 to persuade containment personnel to let subjects enter the bus are to be met with sympathy but still deny access. Any conversation with SCP-XXXX-1 should otherwise be avoided.
Description: SCP-XXXX refers to the anomalous manifestation of a blue bus out of roaded tunnels. The bus driver, SCP-XXXX-1, will stop the bus at various city bus stops where an eligible subject is present. Eligible subjects are comprised mainly of human males with suicidal tendencies or indifference towards their lives. Many subjects show signs of depression, isolation, and anti-social habits.
When SCP-XXXX is stopped in front of the subject SCP-XXXX-1 will attempt to persuade the subject out of their current plans and to instead "join in on the ride", "find your stop", or other various phrases alongside asking the subject to persuade those around them to join. After said interaction, the subject's decision making is affected in favor of the request of SCP-XXXX-1. Aside from their ability to stay alive despite eating, drinking, or waste disposal, and their previous ability, SCP-XXXX-1 is non-anomalous.
SCP-XXXX-1 will carefully drive the bus into the nearest roaded tunnel. When the bus reaches the approximate middle of the tunnel, it disappears from the real world. This phenomenon can not be remembered by any individual outside of the bus without basic memetics training. Those who do have training describe the phenomenon as the bus becoming invisible after hitting a certain point as if it's going through an invisible portal. Anyone inside the bus won't notice any difference and will still see the expected surroundings, including other vehicles on the road.
When the bus exists the tunnel, several environments can appear. Documented environments include a bright jungle with exotic glowing fauna, a glass tube and a glass road with a vast body of water with a combination of known and unknown wildlife on the outside, and a perfectly square city with lots of lights and stray animals following alongside the bus. All standard environments have good lighting, no viewable edge or end, and some sort of animals alongside the bus. Exact times vary, but the time spent in each environment is longer for each person present, and even longer for each eligible subject present.
While the bus is in one of these environments, the bus driver has a ~5% chance to stop for a period of five minutes midway through the ride and list the names of random passengers, tell them it's their stop, and ask them to leave the bus. Passengers usually comply with this request, but non-compliance is met with a request to reconsider from SCP-XXXX-1. All subjects that have left the bus haven't been found or otherwise accounted for in the real world or in these environments. Some environments also have a chance of being rainy, where the bus driver seems 15% more likely to stop. SCP-XXXX-1 will usually comply with requests to stop at a bus station and seems to do so without request at random.
Any GPS signals traveling with SCP-XXXX will cease functions when the bus is transitioning to a new environment and resume function when back in the real world.
Discovery: SCP-XXXX was reported by several memetics-trained Foundation personnel across the world dating back to 5/14/2004. With the rarity of SCP-XXXX manifestations, lack of trained Foundation personnel being in the right place at the right time, and the very small window in between identifying the anomaly and being able to act on it lead to extreme difficulty
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