Per 
u/Craftmine_Pro's Meme Page (for r/dankmemesfromsite19)
Examples of How to "Correctly" Figure Out Object Classes:
We all know how stressing it is to do this so I've given a couple of examples of how to address object classes:
The Locked Box Test
- If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and nothing bad will happen, then it's probably Safe.
- If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and you're not entirely sure what will happen, then it's probably Euclid.
- If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and it easily escapes, then it's probably Keter.
- If it is the box, then it's probably Thaumiel.
SCP-3199 is Keter, since it rummaged through my fridge (as seen here).
The 3AM Test
- If you leave it in a bedroom at night, and nothing happens, it's probably Safe.
- If you leave it in a bedroom at night, and you're not sure what it's gonna do, it's probably Euclid.
- If you leave it in a bedroom at night, and it rampages downstairs and goes to town on whatever is left in your refrigerator, it's probably Keter.
- If it's a wooden plank in the floor that makes a loud noise when stepped on, it's Thaumiel.
- If you wake up in the morning and your refrigerator is gone without a trace, it's probably Apollyon.
- If they tripped going down the stairs, and suffered many injuries while doing so, it's probably Neutralized.
The Reddit Test
Note: Sub to r/dankmemesfromsite19, they're epic.
- If you leave it in Reddit, and they only lurk, it's probably Safe.
- If you leave it in Reddit, and they have made a few reposts, but nothing too worrying, it's probably Euclid.
- If you leave it on Reddit, and come back to see they are banned from multiple subreddits, it's Keter.
- If they're Subreddit Mods, they're probably Thaumiel1.
- If they're already site banned on multiple accounts and keep coming back, it's Apollyon.
- If it's a Subreddit competition, it's Embla2.
SCP-096 is Euclid, because it spent roughly $20.00 of my money on cornn flaek to consume.
The Money Test
- If you leave it with a wallet, and they don't spend anything, it's probably Safe.
- If you leave it with a wallet, and they spent some money on something small, it's probably Euclid.
- If you leave it with a wallet, and then get a notification that you spent $4150.12 on cereal, it's probably Keter3.
- If they are a system that deny the SCP from buying something unusually big, it's Thaumiel.
- If you leave it with a wallet, and your life savings is entirely gone as well as a chunk of the world, it's Apollyon.
- If they're making counterfeit money, it's Embla.
- If you leave it with a wallet, but they purchased something reasonable, it's probably Archon.
Do you have an idea for this list? Message me on Wikidot or Reddit for suggestions (I'll credit you)!
Pure Comedy
Read the guides. Please.
Foundation Researchers are conversing on break.
Researcher 1: Ok so I saw this new writer and he just uploaded a new SCP to the database.
Researcher 2: Yeah, and?
Researcher 1: Alright I'm getting to it, okay. So I see his entry-
Researcher 3: Oh god what did he do…
Researcher 1: I kid you not fellow writers, he uses an esoteric class for his first SCP. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
Researcher 2: A-and it’s a keter, right? Humanoid, too!
The Researchers are now giggling over the talk over the trash entry
Researcher 1: But that’s not even the best part! I look down through the containment procedures, and boom, it’s all just appeasement!
Shrieking Laughter
Researcher 1: And wait ‘till you see the interview log!
Researcher 1 fucking loses it while trying to explain this
Researcher 1: Okay get this… It kills everyone!
Everyone explodes into laughter, we needed Class G Amnestics to calm them down
Researcher 2: Read the fucking guides.
Everyday, hundreds of new SCP writers try and make an SCP and boldly fail, making it into the lowest rated. Please follow the rules and get your stuff greenlighted first, you can save the mod team a lot of pain and suffering.
Foundation Checkpoint Logs
100% Real Logs of Facility Checkpoints
Checkpoint Incident #1
Reporter: Intern Craft
Date: 22/03/2020
Report: Harm to Foundation Employee
<BEGIN LOG>
00:00: Foundation Employee ██████ confronts Facility Guard
00:01: Foundation Employee ██████ reportedly asked Facility Guard to "Replace the M in Mexico with S"
00:02: Facility Guard shot ██████ several times. ██████ deemed dead.
Results: Facility Guard relocated to Site-██.Note: He was too powerful to stay alive. - Facility Guard
Checkpoint Incident #2
Reporter: Intern Craft
Date: 23/03/2020
Report: Mishandling of Access Keycard
<BEGIN LOG>
00:00: Researcher confronts Facility Checkpoint to access Euclid Sector.
00:01: Researcher puts keycard to the keycard scanner, which denies access to him.
00:02: Researcher puts keycard to the keycard scanner again, same denial of access.
00:03: Researcher furiously puts keycard on the scanner over and over, which gives the same denial of access. Checkpoint Guard is slightly disturbed.
00:05: Aggressive card scanning has gone on for over 2 minutes, there is now a crowd at the checkpoint watching the Researcher attempting to scan his card correctly.
00:06: Researcher flips the keycard to the other side when scanning, access finally granted.
Results: A sign has been added to the checkpoint area reminding personnel to always flip the keycard to the backside when attempting to scan a reader.
Note: I was late and now the Senior Researcher is pissed. - Researcher █████
Checkpoint Incident #3
Reporter: Intern Craft
Date: 23/03/2020
Report: Disturbance of Peace, Vandalism of "The Funny"
<BEGIN LOG>
00:00: Junior Researcher ██████ shown running to the checkpoint with a pickle in his hands and uncontrollably giggling.
00:01: Junior Researcher ██████ opens Checkpoint to Safe Sector.
00:02: Roughly 1 minute later, a swarm of researchers are seen running towards the checkpoint. Many in the crowd mention "The Funny" being stolen and that it needs to be given back.
00:04: Screaming can be heard near the Safe Sector Checkpoint
00:06: The same crowd opens Checkpoint back to Euclid Sector, singing the Halo theme song while holding the pickle up in the air.
Results: Junior Researcher ██████ deemed "Unfunny" and temporarily demoted to Intern.
Note: It's literally the funniest shit I've ever seen, we gotta make sure nobody takes it. - Senior Researcher █████████
Checkpoint Incident #4
Reporter: Intern Craft
Date: 23/03/2020
Report: Dismemberment of Foundation Employee
<BEGIN LOG>
00:00: Intern █████████ opens checkpoint Keter Sector.
00:01: Intern █████████ stops to pick up his keycard, which he dropped near the door.
00:01: The five second unlocking mechanic finishes, closing the door on Intern █████████, causing complete dismemberment of him.
Results: All checkpoint doors will have a motion detected lock rather than a timed lock, effective of 24/03/2020.
Note: oof - Guard ████████
Totally Accurate Facts about The Foundation:
Don't trust me on this, I totally do not know everything here
1. Putting Doom: Eternal into SCP-914 on 1:1 will always result in a copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons being into the output booth.
2. When critters deny greenlights for an unusual reason in the forums, they are called "random crits."
3. The MTF Group named "Fire Eaters" do in fact eat fire.
4. The giant torsoless beings in the SCP-093 world should be called SCP-093-L (L for LONG BOI).
5. On 16/03/19 it was a high of 58° and a low of 37°, therefore NOT making it a beautiful day
6. If you're feeling down, remember that there are always idiots who were stupid enough to kamikaze their idea and receive tons of downvotes for it.
7. If there was a new division of SCPs called SCP-(number)-L that is entirely revolved around LolFoundation we would have it filled relentlessly4.
8. this is boring im not adding more for now
Why I am bad at writing SCPs:
I haven't tried writing tales yet but I can already predict how that will go down
1. i have never gotten an idea off the drawing board
2. i am a minor nuisance irl and in the chats
3. i put too much effort into ideas and then they get critted to death
4. making memes about scp is just more fun
