SCP-3392 draft

Item #: SCP-3392

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3392 is to be contained within a Standard Secure Humanoid Containment Cell at Site-19. SCP-3392 is to be given 3 D-Class everyday. One for Breakfast, one for Lunch, and one for Dinner.

Description: SCP-3392 appears to be a caucasian male, roughly 50 years of age. SCP-3392 has graying jet black hair and a matching beard. SCP-3392 is about 1.9 meters tall, (6 foot 2 inches) and weighs 226 pounds. Through testing, SCP-3392 was found to be immortal, never aging and regenerating all wounds shortly after receiving them.

When given D-Class for meals, SCP-3392 will invite them to whatever meal the time suggests. When the D-Class accepts the invitation, SCP-3392 will refer to the D-Class as “Son” for the entirety of the meal. During the meal SCP-3392 will try to make small talk, often making jokes and telling stories about when he was a boy. After the meal concludes SCP-3392 will ask the D-Class to return to its room, and tell the D-Class that he will tuck him into bed in a bit. This is when the D-Class is to be removed and returned to their cell after being sprayed with Class A amnestics.

If the D-Class refuses to have a meal with SCP-3392, SCP-3392 will go into an enraged state in which he will shout at the D-Class and throw items on the table at them. If given the opportunity SCP-3392 will remove his belt and use it as a weapon to beat the D-Class into submission. Once the D-Class submits, SCP-3392 will become docile again and tell the D-Class to leave. If the D-Class doesn’t submit, they will die from the wounds inflicted by SCP-3392.

On two occasions SCP-3392 attempted to escape with D-Class to “Go on a road trip”. The First time was when SCP-3392 broke through his cell door and told the D-Class that was in his cc that they were going to go on a long road trip. Guards who stood in the way of SCP-3392 were met with blows to their head and neck. SCP-3392 took the D-Class to the EZ where MTF were able to successfully tranq SCP-3392 and eliminate the D-Class. On the second occasion, SCP-3392 was able to make it to the surface with his D-Class intact. SCP-3392 stole a vehicle and almost made it off site before the vehicle was destroyed along with the D-Class. SCP-3392 became a puddle of blood and meat before regenerating. He was promptly tranqed and returned to his cell.

Discovery: SCP-3392 was discovered in Austin County, Texas, in 9999 when there was a phone call about a domestic dispute. Police were sent to check it out when they found SCP-3392. One of the officers fired on SCP-3392 due to SCP-3392 jumping out at him. When the bullet hit SCP-3392 he merely rubbed it off. The two officers then took SCP-3392 down with a stun gun before taking him to the police station. This is where Foundation Personal sprayed the two officers with Class A amnestics, and Transferred SCP-3392 to Site 19 for containment.