SCP-XXXX-J (Mr. Jellybeans and the Grand Puss Puss)

Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Stage 1 SCP-XXXX-J to be housed within a heavy-security Type-5 Residential Chamber within Site 06-3. Guards will be positioned outside the chamber, rotating on 6-hour shifts. All personnel in and around SCP-XXXX-J’s chamber and testing chamber should be tested to identify whether or not they have a preference for Felius Catus. Internet access in the form of a cameraless desktop computer is to be provided as an incentive for good behavior. All digital recording devices are prohibited within 2 meters of SCP-XXXX’s chamber. All milk substitutes and items containing milk substitutes are to be withheld from SCP-XXXX-J outside of testing. SCP-XXXX-J is entitled to as much tin foil as it requires. Testing can only be carried out with the direct approval of Dr. Barnett.

SCP-XXXX-J’s social media is to be monitored for any entries mentioning the Foundation; if this occurs, the entries must be taken down and its internet privileges are to be revoked until behavior improves. All communication with POI No. 1144114 (███) is to be prohibited.

If SCP-XXXX-J begins showing signs of an apparent transition into Stage 1 outside of testing, then it must be immediately restrained and injected with lactose to sedate it. Restraint must continue until SCP-XXXX-J transitions back to its normal mental state. If SCP-XXXX-J is allowed to transition to Phase 2 outside of testing, MTF-Rho-36 (Breachers’ Pets) is to be placed on standby and equipped with tranquilizer guns loaded with hypodermic darts containing lactose. If SCP-XXXX-J breaches containment, then members are to be stationed at all site exits, with instructions to open fire on sight.

Description: SCP-XXXX-J is former Youtuber Thomas ████ ████████, known for its gaming live stream series. Due to SCP-XXXX-J’s high profile, it is allowed to keep creating content under containment, as its disappearance would most likely cause global concern.

SCP-XXXX-J’s anomalous properties occur when it is allowed to consume any milk substitute composed of plant material. When this occurs, SCP-XXXX-J enters Stage 1, during which a pair of headphones (identified as “Razer Kitty Ears for Kraken Headsets”) will spontaneously appear on the entity’s head. Once the headphones appear, they cannot be removed until the entity reverts back to its original state. During this state, SCP-XXXX-J will gain a cognitohazardous effect on approximately ██% of observers. These observers (designated SCP-XXXX-J-1) will describe SCP-XXXX-J as “adorable” or “precious.” When questioned by those not under its effect, instances of SCP-XXXX-J-1 will describe SCP-XXXX-J as a “cute lil kitty” named “Mr. Jellybeans.” Footage of SCP-XXXX-J also has the same effect. Even when removed from the vicinity of SCP-XXXX-J, SCP-XXXX-J-1 instances will attempt to continue viewing SCP-XXXX-J through any means necessary. The effect has been found to be permanent in all tested subjects, with termination or artificially induced comas being the only permanent solutions. It has been found through extensive testing that the remaining █% of observers have an intense dislike of cats; as such, only people who have been found to not like cats are allowed to be part of SCP-XXXX-J’s testing and monitoring.

Once 30-50 subjects have been converted into instances of SCP-XXXX-J-1, SCP-XXXX-J will enter a Stage 2 Transformation. During its transformation, the headphones will merge with SCP-XXXX-J's head, with their composition changing to a chitinous material. Whiskers will also grow out of SCP-XXXX-J's face, and its skeletal and muscular structures will change, with its muscles increasing in strength, and the apparent formation of a small, but visible tail. Its nails will also extend approximately 1/4 of an inch. Once these changes have occurred, SCP-XXXX-J will be under the belief that it is a cat. However, due to its increased strength, it is able to break through most chamber walls.