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- Template
- AEIOU???
- Researcher Mackenmitch goes to Work
- Stuff to remember
- That File
- SPF-100-J
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class:
Special Containment Procedures:
Description:
Addendum:
Nobody liked working at Site-163. Nobody liked working. Nobody liked Site-163. Except Nobody, who liked Site-163, but that was because a deal had been cut that lets Nobody hang out with Site-163, as long as Site-163 gets to hang out with Nobody and Nobody gets to hang out with nobody from Site-163. Nobody knew why Nobody liked Site-163, but nobody ever asked Nobody, if said nobody or Nobody was present.
But nobody payed attention to Nobody, because Nobody wasn't present at the moment. Researcher Mackenmitch was present, however, and that was very unfortunate, because nobody liked working at Site-163. Researcher Mackenmitch originally applied for Site-13, but administration didn't respond to his letters. When he almost illegally walked into administration, he said that he'd settle for Site-407, or even Site-22. Administration payed no attention to him or his letters, apparently, as he was now working at Site-163, specifically inside of a bunker, working on covering his ears from the deafening sirens. Nobody liked Site-163, but Researcher Mackenmitch especially disliked Site-163, for a reason that you'll learn about eventually.
Not now, though.
Right now, you'll be through with this repetitive writing, and you'll learn that something had breached containment inside of Site-163. When you look at it from a logical standpoint, there's absolutely no logic behinds breaches, but you can safely assume that they create a good story hook. Researcher Mackenmitch sometimes thought about writing a story about a containment breach, and now certainly seemed like a good time to take some inspiration.
"Researcher Mackenmitch worked on covering his ears from the deafening sirens. He didn't really like Site-163, but he understood its place, and his place, which was in a bunker."
Trace looked over, glaring at Researcher Mackenmitch. "Is now really the best time for making stories?"
Researcher Mackenmitch removed his hands off of his ears. "What?"
"Is now really the best time for making stories?"
"No."
Trace shrugged, before she put her hands over her own ears, too. Trace didn't like Site-163, as you would expect, but her reasons were purely rooted in logic, as opposed to Researcher Mackenmitch's reasons. Site-163 had personal living quarters and a makeshift store, since certain Veil and Safety regulations required them to stay mostly onsite, since there were certain effects that the body may experience withdrawal from, since there was an anomalous item that created such a withdrawal. This, too, you will learn about eventually, though considerably sooner.
SCPs:
Uncontrollable product placement and advertising, eventually goes super meta
All stars in the sky start to disappear. Eventually determine the anomaly is that we were recieving false information about the star's lifespans; most were dead. The end drops that, as it turns out, there was no anomaly. We were just wrong. Even if we did nothing wrong, the stars still would have died out.
Tales:
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX itself has no means of containment.
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Description: SCP-XXXX is a memetic effect where all sapient entities gain knowledge of a creature, object, location, concept, or otherwise knowable thing, hereby referred to as SCP-XXXX-A. This effect extends to all forms of life with sapience, including artificial intelligence and other sapient anomalous items.
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There is no clear way of immediately understanding what SCP-XXXX-A becomes. No forms of illness, amnestics, or anomalous means have proven capable of altering or removing SCP-XXXX-A, or knowledge thereof. After SCP-XXXX-A has changed, affected individuals rapidly begin to forget their knowledge of it, provided that they didn't know beforehand.
list of things that SCP-XXXX-A has been. notable ones include: the SCP Foundation, a single ant somewhere in China, Jimmy Carter, Saturn, the taste of grilled onions, the concept of death, choking on oatmeal, the look of fear in a dying man's eyes, the wings of a baboon, and SOMETHING that makes the reader really think.
Item #: SPF-100-J
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SPF-100-J are to be contained inside of their original bottles or a similar bottle. Bottles are stored inside of a standard containment locker.
Removal and usage of SPF-100-J is only permitted while testing, in the case of an emergency where one or more anomalous effects must be neutralized, or during the annual Site-19 staff beach party picnic.
Description: SPF-100-J designates a viscous, pale yellow cream, usually appearing in plastic bottles. Labeling describes SPF-100-J as buoyant and banana-flavored, but neither of these claims have been proven as true.
SPF-100-J has protective and anti-anomalous properties that activate when applied to certain areas of the body. Different effects activate depending on location applied to body and nearby anomalous effects. These effects are unique to every usage, and have inconsistent effectiveness; SPF-100-J usually alters its density or chemical properties, which may or may not cancel or change anomalous effects. Caution is advised when using SPF-100-J to protect oneself.
SPF-100-J Testing Log:
Anomalous Item: SCP-173
Location of SPF-100-J Application: SPF-100-J is applied to the neck of D-10167.
Results:
Anomalous Item: SCP-447
Location of SPF-100-J Application: SPF-100-J is mixed with SCP-447 in equal parts. The resulting mixture is to be applied to a human corpse.
Results: The two components were combined without problem, resulting in a yellow-green substance that smelled of mint and bananas. Approximately 12 seconds after application to a corpse, the mixture began to █████ at speeds of ██ km/h, damaging the testing chamber and expelling large amounts of [DATA EXPUNGED]. The █████ then [DATA EXPUNGED] all of the [DATA EXPUNGED] personnel present, releasing █████ █████ and ████ ██ ███, rapidly spreading throughout the site. Containment breach was declared, at which point several instances of █████ [DATA EXPUNGED] to the [REDACTED], ███████ the █████ [REDACTED] ███████ rather vigorously, and [REDACTED]. After giving unknown illnesses to ███ personnel, the █████ absorbed the remaining ██ [DATA EXPUNGED] and [REDACTED] a [REDACTED] without proper registration, resulting in █████ ███ two (2) █ █████. ██████ █ golden ████ [REDACTED], ████████ Dr. Bright's left █████, [DATA EXPUNGED], ████████ █████ before finally slowing down the █████ and [DATA EXPUNGED], 6 days later. After the remaining SPF-100-J had dissolved from the █████, the original corpse was restored to fully functional life, unaltered from before death, save for gaining yellow-green irises and a constant scent of minty bananas.
Notes: "Any future attempts to bring someone back to life using this process requires O5 approval. ███ casualties is a bit too much for bringing back one person."
Anomalous Item: SCP-727-J
Location of SPF-100-J Application: SPF-100-J is applied to to the entirety of D-01312's exposed skin.
Results: Upon entering direct light produced by SCP-727-J, [REDACTED]. Alternate-dimensional anomalous sources used to combat effects.
Notes: D-01312 subsequently apologized for "breaking the day".
Dierdre Thiro's Home for the Divergent
Name: Sebastian Sodison
Date of Birth: April 16, 1980
Gender: Male
ID: 1616
Special Care: Sebastian needs no special care for his divergence, but do recognize that specific amounts or values totaling to 16 will likely arise when near him. While not immediately difficult, it may lead to accidents or frustration, so be advised.
Any form of gambling or attempting to use Mr. Sodison's divergence for personal gain is not allowed, and will result in punishment for whomsoever abused the effect.
Divergence: Most items near Mr. Sodison, both physical and non-physical, have the tendency to subtly change or group together so as to be in a set of 16, quantified as 16, or otherwise relate to the number 16. More rarely, this effect will manifest when two numbers correlate to 16, such as 1 and 6, or two 8's. This doesn't directly affect preexisting things; only when newly introduced or observed, and usually when able to result in such a number normally, does the effect take place.
Examples of his divergence in action include:
- He usually rolls a 1 or a 6 when rolling a die.
- His randomly chosen ID is "1616."
Furthermore, Sebastian's anatomy has a two peculiarities relating to the number 16: he has 16 ribs, and he has 16 teeth. There seems to be little health risk associated with this, and Sebastian claims that he finds no pain or difficulty from these differences.
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Good luck, I hope this helps in your future writing!
Rad! You've just found yourself your very own Little Doctor, a limited edition collection from nobody (not the goi)! Laptop and art programs not included.
Find them all and become nothing notably different than you were before!
01. Dr. Lavender
02. Dr. Quantum Mechanics
03. Dr. Old
04. Dr. Bismuth
05. Dr. Ghost
06. Dr. Cowboy Aesthetic
07. Dr. Mom
08. Dr. Explodes-on-command
09. Dr. Square ✔
Ten. Doctor Word
11. Dr. Dr. Give me the News
12. Dr. Clock Block
13. Dr. Spanko
14. Dr. Up & Dr. Down
15. Dr. Ham Hock
16. Dr. Sixteen
17. Dr. Eyes
18. Dr. No (probably not the james bond one)
19. Dr. Metric
20. Dr. Endtimes
I'm just copying this from 5000-J, because holy heck, I want to figure out how this works:
