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Item#: SCP-5226
Object Class: Safe
Special containment procedures: SCP-5226 is to be stored in a reinforced high security locker that is to be accessible only by level 4+ personnel due to multiple incidences of misuse. SCP-5226-1 is not to be consumed by any SCP personnel without level 3+ approval.
Description: SCP-5226 is a 24k gold flask weighing ██lbs and measuring ██cm in length. SCP-5226 has God’s Flask engraved on the front of the flask. SCP-5226 contains ██Oz of unknown clear liquid referred to as SCP-5226-1. If attempted to drain SCP-5226 will never run out of SCP-5226-1 since it infinitely refills. If ingested SCP-5226-1 will taste like the most personalised perfect drink and induce immediate and heavy intoxication. SCP-5226-1 causes a unique feeling of euphoria and pure bliss, however it causes an unbearable hangover which in all incidences has lead to the subject committing suicide.
Addendum 292-A:
Dr-██████ ran a test with SCP-5226 on a D class member.
Dr-██████: alright D-██████ drink from the flask.
D-██████:Woah *laughter* Holy shit aw my god *laughter* yo I am so fucking dunk and I feel fanfuckingtastic!
Dr-██████: Describe the sensation and flavour of SCP-5226-1.
D-██████: It tastes like the fucking booze of a god, like a… wait uh oh yeah like my favourite drink, a cramberry vodka and it makes me feal real good real… good, spuer duper uper looper snooper *laughter*.
Addendum 292-B:
10 hours after Addendum 292-A D-██████ awoke with an unbearable and complained to Dr-██████ about it and was administered advil, then got sent to D-██████’s living quarters.
D-██████’s pain did not go away for 1hour as a result D-██████ stole and ingested SCP-███ without permission, to cure his hangover and was executed.
