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CAPTION-GOES-HERE
Title: Tobar na hÓige - The Fountain of Youth
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Online forums pertaining to “The Fountain of Youth”, “The Elixir of Live”, “The Philospher’s Stone” and all other life extending myths are to be monitored closely, any posts which mention “Sterling Silver Shoes” or The Giant’s Causeway (also known as ) are to be scrubbed from the forum. Additional measures should be taken to trace the IP of the posters of said comments, at which point they should be interrogated, and amnestics should be administered. All other forms of media pertaining to the aforementioned topics should also be monitored closely for the same material. In the case of a positive match, the relevant media should be recalled and/or confiscated where possible, and replaced with a new version containing an alternate text.
SCP-xxxx-A, and SCP-xxxx-B are to be remotely monitored, with perimeter alarms and constant surveillance. A [team of ppl, possibly disguised as NI coast guard] should always be on call for breaches of either perimeter, with a response time of no greater than 15 minutes. Individuals who attempt to gain entry to SCP-xxxx are to be questioned and amnesticed.
Description: SCP-xxxx is an island referred to by the locals as “Tír na nÓg” [footnote: Land of Youth”] which is not visible on Earth via any satellites. GPS does not work in SCP-xxxx either, therefore it is presumed that the island is not actually located on Earth in a traditional sense. This theory is further supported by the passage of time on SCP-xxxx, time on the island seems to flow much slower than standard Earth time, with a day on SCP-xxxx being akin to [big number] of SET. Additionally, the ageing process of an individual seems to occur much slower while they are on SCP-xxxx, this effect is seen in all mammals, however plant life and non-mammalian creatures appear to age at the same rate as you would expect if they were experiencing SET.
The means by which SCP-xxxx can be accessed have thus far been noted as; crossing the invisible path at The Giant’s Causeway (SCP-xxxx-A) , by using a specific path in the [warfang’s caves] (SCP-xxxx-B), and by crossing any sea or ocean while wearing Sterling Silver soled shoes (SCP-xxxx-C). Due to the difficulties involved with the prevention of using SCP-xxxx-C, it is by far the most common method used to enter SCP-xxxx by individuals not associated with The Foundation.
[Something about SCP-xxxx not being anywhere on earth due to the face the distance you have to walk into the sea is consistent each time regardless of where you are? And that it does not work on any inland body of water, only seas. You can tell if you will be able to enter SCP-xxxx by your chosen path because like, you’re walking on water. I should defintely add in above that you do a Jesus when you’re in the shoes. Mention the horse connection to the silver shoes thing in the logs, alongside a few other funnnies like fucking mis stepping and falling off a cliff for the giants causeway one. Maybe there’s a light sheen on the path there? Oooh put the thing about deaths around SCP-xxxx-A and B needing to be investigated, and if links to SCP-xxxx are discovered they need to be scrubbed. Oh and unless you consult someone who knows how to change it, your destination while leaving tir na nog in any direction will be the point you entered from (discoverable by GPS tracking?)]
Addendum: Exploration logs.
[ Explorer visits TnnO, not knowing of the time rift. After many years, a new researcher enters TnnO and is like “what the fuck you’re Jeff McJEffFace? You’ve been missing for a fucking century” and Jeff do be like “what? I left yesterday? OH GOD MY CATS”. Finds out the hard way that u just fuckin shrivel up and die when u touch land. ]
[ Somehow those motherfuckers find out the silver shoes thing works tho and you can stay young, but if you fall on your ass or anything you’re dead baby. ]
[ ORoginal encounters in irish. Secret conversations? Researcher also ends up fluent in irish. Someone fuckin verbally smacks someone for calling it Gaelic. ]
