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SCP- XXX
Object class: euclid
Special containment procedures:
SCP-XXX is to be kept in a modified containment cell at site 14. The cell is to be furnished like a standard bedroom, using copies of objects found in the bedroom of the apartment where SCP-XXX was first recovered. The cell is to be fitted with a 4K quality camera, a speaker and an automated system capable of releasing strong sleeping gas and A class amnestic into the chamber.
Access to SCP-XXX is to be restricted to subjects that have been pre-approved by at least 2 senior researchers who have been working as part of the research team in charge of SCP XXX. If the researchers are not available for any reason a new set of researchers is to be extensively briefed about the anomalous effects of the object and assigned as a temporary replacement. If approved by a security clearance 4 researcher POI-1337 may observe the testing of SCP-XXX as they have shown willingness to cooperate with the foundation. In cases of emergency or under command of two 04 clearance personnel POI 1337 maybe allowed to watch tests of SCP-XXX
Description
SCP-XXX is a high quality hard cover notebook manufactured by Oxford school supplies firm, containing around250 pages of A5 size standard printer paper, the cover made out of synthetic leather dated to around 2001 however the paper seems to be brand new despite being in foundation containment for 5 months, subjects describe the paper “still warm” and “fresh off the press”.
The objects anomalous properties start to manifest when a person starts reading the contents of SCP-XXX.
Upon starting to read SCP -XXX the subject will report it is as an enjoyable experience as the subject continues to read SCP-XXX they will start exhibit the symptoms of stress and mild paranoia such as constantly tapping of their finger on the provided desk, increase in heart rate and breathing rate as well as repeatedly asking the staff observing the subject “ is anyone there” or “is someone behind me” or other such responses, but no matter how much the symptoms increase the subject will not stop reading SCP- XXX until finishing it unless forcefully removed from the containment chamber or incapacitated .
Upon finishing the book the subjects heart rate will slow down to that of a person in REM sleep, The subject at that time appears as if sleeping but is fully conscious as they reply to intense verbal and visual stimuli as well as commands. Approximately 10 minutes after reading the last page of SCP-XXX the subject will quietly list flaws that seem to be unique to the Individual. The currently recorded cases include but are not limited to “. Upon listing the flaws the subject will politely ask foundation personnel for tools to “ fix themselves” the tools range from sharp objects like knives scalpels and barber scissors to common beauty products like bases eyeliner a new set of clothes or a wig some have even asked for books on theoretical physics, virology or other such subjects despite not expressing an interest in such subjects previously even before being acquired by the foundation .
If the request is granted and the listed objects are delivered, the subject will start to “perfect themselves” to the best of their abilities. (for examples look to experiment log XXX-06-12 ) no matter the result even if it is objectively ugly or even repulsive according to most personnel the subject will express happiness and being pleased with the result and willingness to practice more with the tools provided. If the request is denied the subject will enter the state of increased emotional distress crying and destroying objects around them in an enraged state. Subjects already struggling with various mental illnesses such as paranoia depression and PTSD have been seen attempting suicide by any means necessary such as hanging smashing their head against a wall until the brain has sustained to much damage to keep the body alive or simply refusing to breath and suffocating themselves by seemingly sheer force of will.
A secondary anomalous property of SCP-XXX has been discovered when members of the janitorial staff have accidentally spilled some blood on SCP-XXX during standard clean-up of the containment chamber, after the staff being sufficiently reprimanded DR Blake came to inspect the damage done to SCP XXX but to his surprise the pages where clean and smelled of fresh ink. After this incident all testing was ceased for 3 days and an experiment was conducted see addendum XXX-03
Discovery:
SCP XXX came into foundation custody after foundation agents implanted in various package firms such as Amazon, Ebay and the Polish mail found an unusual amount of specialty items including medical equipment books on complex neuroscience psychology and virology as well as various expensive designer clothes and make up products in industrial quantities of up to 100 kg per order being shipped to an apartment complex in Warsaw Poland. The foundation decided to detain the person receiving the packages after one of the boxes was sent back containing in it a note addressed to agent Roman Vasilski who at the time was undercover as an employee of the polish mail. Once the foundation gained access to the buildings security camera system the whole complex was placed under low priority surveillance. Once another series of packages was sent to the address, foundation operatives including agent Vasilski were dispatched immediately to monitor the building for any sings of anomalous activity from a distance of at least 800m using high powered scopes and specialized monitoring equipment using x-ray and heat vision . Upon arrival of the package a teen appearing sixteen years old stepped out of the building picked up the package and reportedly waved at agent Vasilski and looking him in the eyes displayed a message on the box saying “Took you long enough I suppose” in flawless Polish Russian and English, all languages agent Vasilski is fluent in. A mobile taskforce Gemini 3 unit has been dispatched to get in the building and search it for anomalous objects as well as the package receiver Henceforth designated as POI- 1337 for fear of foundation secrecy being broken. The following is a transcript of a recording from the camera of Sargent Mark Belshner leader of task force Gemini 3
Taskforce Gemini 3 breakdown the door of the apartment of POI 1337
The entire apartment is full of packages and boxes filled with various orders consistent with the records of shipment sent to the house acquired by the foundation personnel. While searching the house a member of the taskforce found a piece of paper containing a list of “flaws” containing 137 names to each was attached a flaw an order of items consistent with the usual amount and type of produce ordered by POI- 1337 and a number.
Upon wanting to enter POI- 1337’s room the agents where met with a message on the door reading “warm tea ,crumpets and anomalies inside” as the agents placed standard breaching charges on the door the following conversation commenced:
POI-1337- gentlemen we can be civil about this what do you say that I open the door and you don’t waste your blasting charges and I get to keep my 600$ oak door alright ?
Before Belshner could kick the door down it opens seemingly on it’s own revelling POI-1337 sitting in a chair sipping what appears to be ice tea from a large glass and reading SCP-XXX.
Mark Belshner- get on the ground ha-
POI-1337- I know I know get on the ground hands behind your back or you will be terminated. How about we speed the process up, here
POI- 1337 proceeds to slide an open SCP-XXX straight under the feet of private Bradford who backs away from the object before stopping for a moment seemingly falling asleep on his feet for approximately 10 seconds before picking up SCP-XXX and placing it in a standard temporary containment vessel. And calling for an extraction vehicle
POI-1337-Good boy, now we wait, how about some refreshments?
POI-1337 points to a table with seven chairs and seven cups of what was latter tested to be Ronnefeldt brand earl gray tea and a plate of English muffins.
Mark Belshner- Listen here you little shit, I don’t know what you’re doing here but this is the end, you can shut that annoying mouth of yours or I will wipe the floor with you!
At this point POI-1337 approaches Belshner and says in a calm voice
POI-1337 Marky you know you cannot get your heart rate that high it’s bad for your cholesterol and by the way did you take your pills this morning?
Sergent Belshner is known to take medication for a pollen allergy
Sergent Belshner proceeds to hit POI-1337 with the butt-stock of his riffle knocking him unconscious and shattering his jaw on impact.
POI-1337 has been detained and is currently located at site 14 in a standard humanoid containment chamber and is to be kept alive and healthy for further questioning and is to be granted simple request within reason. Only request so far is the book “history of everything” by Stephen Hawking - granted
Addendum XXX-03
200 ml of red ink where poured over an open SCP-XXX and then was closed then checked in 15 minute intervals for stains. The temperature in the chamber was steadily dropping at about 5 degrees Celsius a minute until the temperature reached 0 degrees Kelvin after approximately 1 hour and 35 minutes when the chamber door was reopened SCP XXX was clean of any damage and extenuated the same qualities as DR Blake described.
The same test was done after a D-class personnel has read SCP-XXX and subsequently perfected themselves using a scalpel and removing approximately 30 kg of fat which cause extensive yet somehow not fatal bleeding. This time SCP-XXX cooled the containment chamber 5 degrees Celsius and repaired all the damage sustained in 3 hours.
