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A photo of SCP-XXXX outside of its containment cell
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 are to be housed within a 30cm by 30cm by 5cm glass box, within in a standard containment cell at Site-██. Due to the danger of SCP-XXX, the entrance to the containment cell housing the glass box is to be locked and guarded at all times. If any persons are to enter SCP-XXX’s containment cell without prior permission from the Site Director, on behalf of at least half of the O5 council, they are to be terminated. If any experiments are to be conducted on SCP-XXXX, there must be at least 2 (two) researchers educated on the dangers of SCP-XXXX in the containment cell, along with the test subject and 2 (two) armed security personnel. If the test subject is to become aggressive or attempt to forcibly remove SCP-XXXX, they are to be immediately terminated.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a seemingly non-anomalous piece of white, A4 size printer paper, and a █████ brand ink pen. Upon first sight, these two objects, dubbed SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2, are seen as what they appear as.
If SCP-XXXX-2 is used to mark SCP-XXXX-1 in any way, the ink will leak into the paper, leaving no evidence of said SCP-XXXX-2 ink behind. Once SCP-XXXX-1 is out of sight, handwriting that mimics that of the initial author is found to have appeared on SCP-XXXX-1, which has been confirmed to be the same ink contained within SCP-XXXX-2. Any message written on SCP-XXXX-1 using SCP-XXXX-2 will prompt a reply in the language of the original message, pertaining to what the author had written on SCP-XXXX-1.
If any writing vessel other 1than SCP-XXXX-2 is used, it will not mark SCP-XXXX-1. Any attempted damage inflicted upon either SCP-XXXX-1 or -2 will not damage either object, nor does SCP-XXXX-2 run out of ink.
SCP-XXXX is also incredibly knowledgeable on a number of subjects, including classified information of the SCP Foundation, including Level 5 clearance information and the members of the O5 council.
Any requests that SCP-XXXX makes onto SCP-XXXX-1 will give the reader the sudden desire to carry out said task, at risk of their own life. Because of this behaviour, multiple containment breaches have occurred with SCP-XXXX being liberated from it’s containment cell.
Addendum XXXX-01: Experimentation on SCP-XXXX is only allowed with permission of half of the O5 council, and the D-Class Personnel used in experimentation must be immediately terminated or given Class-B Amnestics. The present guards must also be administered Class-B Amnestics Any research Personnel must be given Class-B Amnestics after the experiment has occurred. After Incident XXXX-XXXX, only D-Class Personnel are to interact with SCP-XXXX. Any information higher than Level 3 clearance must be redacted in reports.
Addendum XXXX-02: 5/16: Dr. [REDACTED] Interview XXXX-XXXX
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr. [REDACTED]
Foreword: Dr. [REDACTED] is in the containment cell of SCP-XXXX, along with 2 (two) armed MTF guards.
<Begin Log>
Interviewer: Hello.
SCP-XXXX: Hello there, Dr. [REDACTED]
Interviewer: How do you know my name?
SCP-XXXX: I know many things, especially about this so-called “Foundation” you work for.
Interviewer: And what do you know about the Foundation?
SCP-XXXX: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Interviewer: That is Level 5 classified information. Explain to us how you know this.
SCP-XXXX: I'll explain on one condition. You grant me one request.
Note: This was before the anomalous property of the subject wanting to carry out the requests was observed.
Interviewer: What do you want?
*"SCP-XXXX:** I want to leave.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Dr [REDACTED] then proceeded to kick over the present MTF guards, and tried to liberate the paper from it’s containment cell. He was terminated shortly after the guards regained their footing. Experimentation is now to be done with restrained Class-D Personnel as per the request of O5-█.
Addendum XXXX-03: Both pen and paper were retrieved from an Site-██ office supply locker. It is currently unknown how both entities appeared here. Supply closet is now monitored.






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