D. Entrol

Owner of the Chaos Insurgency

The Insurgency: Shortly after I made this account, the "pride incident" happened. Myself and a bunch of the other oldfags still standing thought this as the last straw, and decided to move on. While the RPC is a failure in my eyes, the Insurgency is still growing (slowly but surely). I am proud to be the site's owner (although Mr. Epsilon was the site's creator).

New Account, Old Stories: I tend to be a hardcore lurker in most of the communities that I am in; making fun of, taking part in, and making memories out of interesting events. I have been reading and interacting with the wiki since 2012, and I have contributed minimally to the SCP site on multiple occasions before the creation of this account as an anonymous source. Please excuse the age of my account, and treat me by my merit, but if you don't then I understand.

To give you an idea of how much of a lurker I am, I've only made accounts on YouTube, Bandcamp, SaltyBet, and wikidot, that serve any purpose whatsoever. All other accounts that I have made in my life have been subject to impulsive termination.

Here's My Whore Out Link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRB9zkFMts3lFO74aNVDwmQ

SN-09F "Subjective Magnet"

Subject Class: Tierra

Status: Source of Income With 100% Profit Margin

Control Procedures: SN-09F is currently held in a 3m x 3m x 5m cell, on a 1.5m x 1.5m x 1.5m pedestal, in base 055-597. No staff are to handle SN-09F without approval by at least one (1) doctor from Beta Cell or above.

Description: SN-09F is a 0.5m tall neodymium magnet, with a radius of 0.25m.