Per 
The Bestseller
WARNING.
THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS MINOR COGNITOHAZARDS.
LEVEL 1 MEMETIC RESISTANCE TRAINING ADVISED BEFORE READING.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to remain uncontained, as containment is unnecessary.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is the works of famous author Agatha Christie. Any of her published writing, adaptations of her writing, or references to her writing become a cognitohazard whether written, seen or heard, causing each individual to read, see or hear their own unique version of her works. Accounts from staff describe the narrative as anything ranging from detective fiction starring an investigator named Hercule Poirot, to a detective fiction starring an investigator named Hercule Poirot.
Containment is unnecessary as discussions of SCP-XXXX themselves become cognitohazards, and as such will make sense to everyone uniquely.
