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Item #: SCP-4323
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4323 is to be kept in a 5x5x5 m reality-suppressing containment area. During scheduled interviews or consultations, at least five armed agents with reality-suppressing weaponry are to be used in protection of the Head Researcher and surrounding facility. In the event of a containment breach resulting from the direct influence of SCP-4323, all personnel currently in the containment area are to recite the phrase: "Ég helgaði þessum dauða Óðinn" and meet SCP-4323 with full force and full intent to neutralize.
Updated Special Containment Procedures: A shrine dedicated to SCP-4323 is to be built and established in an underground containment area under Site-11. Every Wednesday night at the beginning of sunset, one D-Class personnel is to be chosen and escorted by two armed personnel to SCP-4323's shrine. They are to be given 1 standard glass (586 mL) of "Einstök Ölgerð" brand beer and told to remove any thoughts from their head. The administration of amnestics is approved in the event the chosen D-Class personnel is uncooperative with protocol. One armed agent is then required to recite the phrase "Samþykkja þennan dauða til heiðurs þíns, föður" and terminate the chosen D-Class. The body is to be cremated and properly disposed of immediately after the ritual is complete.
Description: SCP-4323 is a Class-5 reality bender possessing an extremely manipulative demeanor and reality-warping abilities, which full potential are currently unknown to the Foundation. SCP-4323 is sometimes referred to as Mr. Wednesday by his claimed associates and requests to be called either Wednesday or Mr. Wednesday when conversed with. SCP-4323 is seen typically wearing business-attire donning a two-piece suit and large beige pea-coat which is seen to only come off during interviews. SCP-4323 measures in at approximately 1.75 meters in height and 294 kg in weight. How this is possible for SCP-4323 height and build is currently unknown. SCP-4323 is to be considered extremely dangerous and should be met with full caution and force during each scheduled visit. SCP-4323’s abilities have not been fully discovered or understood although the ones presented and documented by the Foundation are:
- Extreme manipulation and suggestion far beyond human understanding.
- Creation of extreme electrostatic discharges ranging from 10 billion to 36 trillion joules of energy.
- Extreme resistance to various harmful chemical compounds and physical attacks.
- Energy manipulation including illusion’s and force fields.
- Spontaneous creation and destruction of a golden spear which is seen to enhance and amplify the abilities of SCP-4323.
The first known documentation of SCP-4323 originates from the Migration Period in the early 5th and 6th centuries. During these times, gold coins were printed with the image of SCP-4323 on horse-back. Images of SCP-4323 have been seen clad onto many different items ranging from coins, peasant garbs, and ancient viking helmets. SCP-4323 presents its influence in many historical documents and literature as a wandering deity who brought light and death along with it. Evidence of SCP-4323 dates back to the first voyages made by viking settlers to the Newfoundland. Totems and busts of SCP-4323 were brought to the Newfoundland with the intended purpose of granting them prosperity and well-being. Instances of battles and wars were documented to be in honor of SCP-4323 by settlers from the 3rd and 4th century in a manner which can be assumed to gain the liking of SCP-4323 and attract good fortune.
The first depictions of SCP-4323 in ancient literature presented it as a warrior on horse-back followed by two ravens close to the ears. Other depictions in literature present SCP-4323 as a throne-bound warrior donning a horned helmet and a golden spear comparable to the weapon spontaneously created by SCP-4323.
Addendum SCP-4323-A: Interview Log
Interviewed: SCP-4323
Interviewer: Dr. ████████
<Begin Log, [4:27:46]>
Dr. ████████: SCP-4323. Let’s start off with a couple basic questions. Nothing against protocol. I’d like to know who you really are and where you came from.
SCP-4323: I’d prefer if you would call me Mr. Wednesday. Or even Wednesday if you’d like m’boy.
Dr. ████████: Ok, fine. So, Mr. Wednesday. You’re a Class-5 reality bender but who are you. Where do you originate from and how did you get these powers?
SCP-4323: Is that what they call us nowadays? Reality Benders? We sure have gotten old, huh.
Dr. ████████: There are more reality benders like you out there?
SCP-4323: More than you’d imagine. One for everything out there. That foolish girl who got caught in a marriage for eating a fruit. That old dog who thinks a feather weighs more than a heart. That god damned spider that’s always telling stories. You know m’boy… we were never really called reality benders up until 40 or 50 years ago.
Dr. ████████: Who called you differently and there were other Authorities who documented you before us?
SCP-4323: No not authorities and the only documents we were in were the ones praising us. They used to worship us. Give thanks and food and blessings in our names. They used to fear us and love us and we used to grace them when they gave gifts. Punish them when they didn’t. But now… they’re forgetting about us.
Dr. ████████: Listen SCP-4323 if you don’t begin answering some of my questions I will have no choice but to call for the complete revoking of all privileges and detain you to the fullest capacity of this organization.
SCP-4323: You wouldn’t believe me even if you wanted to.
Dr. ████████: I’ve seen what this place holds. I think I can take it.
SCP-4323: You don’t realize who I am huh. You think you know everything there is to know about the universe. To you I am nothing more than a reality bender. A name you give to the think you don’t understand. The things who were worshiped by your ancestors and the ancestors before them and so on. We have been here before the very idea of time itself was created. Do you really want to know who I am? Who we are?
At 4:35:27 PM, a massive lightning bolt struck Site-03 killing all on-duty personnel and allowing SCP-4323 to escape before the interview could be completed. The current location of SCP-4323 is unknown as all tracking devices on SCP-4323 persons were destroyed the moment the lightning struck Site-03.
Addendum SCP-4323-B: Incident Clean-Up Video Log
Date: ██/██/████
Exploration Team: MTF Epsilon-11 "Nine-Tailed Fox"
Mission: Retrieval of any anomalous objects created or displaced during the containment breach of SCP-4323.
Team Lead: Daniel Nauxal: ε-1 Lion
Team Members: ██████ Auriel: ε-1 Seal / █████ Ottoberg: ε-1 Wolf
Items Retrieved: A golden spear capable of augmenting the strength and stamina of its wielder.
Mission Report:
<BEGIN LOG, [5:12:03]>
ε-1 Lion: Let's get a mic check before we go in.
ε-1 Seal: I'm good.
ε-1 Wolf: I'm here.
ε-1 Lion: Alright boys. Standard protocol. Go in, get anything you think may be anomalous. Get out. Everyone clear?
ε-1 Wolf: Yep, let's go in.
ε-1 Seal: Right behind you.
ε-1 Wolf: God that smell is horrendous. What is it?
ε-1 Lion: Ozone from the lightning strike. Smells like a mix between molten iron and chlorine.
ε-1 Seal: Let's just hurry up. Don't want to be in the middle of another lightning strike like that doctor.
ε-1 Wolf: I'm picking up a large amount of gamma radiation from the Northeast corner. Everyone copy?ε-1 Lion: Yep I'm reading it too. Move in closer but be careful.
ε-1 Seal: Looks like something is shining under all that rubble.
ε-1 Wolf: Let me get in closer. I'll try and move the rubble away so we can get a better look.
ε-1 Lion: Is… is that a fucking spear?
ε-1 Seal: Yeah it looks like it. How did a spear just appear out of nowhere from a lightning bolt?
ε-1 Wolf: I don't know but let's bag it and go. I don't want to be here if that thing activates.
ε-1 Seal: Hold on a second. This thing seems pretty powerful.
ε-1 Lion: Remember the mission Seal. Bag up anything suspicious and get out. Playing with what we find isn't in our job description.
ε-1 Seal is seen to pick up the golden spear and collapse to the ground in violent seizures and convulsions.
ε-1 Lion: Get over here and help me with Seal, Wolf. Fucking idiot went against the entire protocol.
ε-1 Wolf: On it boss. Lift him up and I'll bag the spear.
ε-1 Seal is seen to rise up wielding the golden spear and speaking in an undecipherable language.
ε-1 Seal: [Unintelligible]
ε-1 Wolf: What the hell is going on!?
ε-1 Lion: I don't know just stay back and don't get too close to that thing!
ε-1 Seal: I can feel it. I can [Unintelligible]. The day of reckoning has come.
ε-1 Seal begins to chant in an ancient language as the engravings lining the golden spear light up.
ε-1 Lion: Wolf on my say open fire and don't stop till either you're out of ammo or that thing kills us!
ε-1 Lion and ε-1 Wolf open fire which is seen to have no effect on ε-1 Seal.
ε-1 Seal: [Unintelligible] no effect on me. You stand before [DATA REDACTED] and I command you to kneel before your king.
ε-1 Seal in seen to swing the golden spear across the containment area which eviscerates Agents ε-1 Wolf and ε-1 Seal.
ε-1 Seal: Their time has come but they do not wish to join me in my hall. [Unintelligible] will have great fun with their souls.
Immediately after the deaths of Agents ε-1 Lion and ε-1 Wolf, the containment area is bombarded with reality-suppressing explosives which knock the golden spear away from ε-1 Seal. Reality-suppressing explosives continue until video connection is cut out.
[END LOG, 6:01:43]
Reality-suppressing explosives stopped after five minutes of bombardment when the golden spear wielded by Agent ε-1 Seal was successfully retrieved from the containment area and contained in a 2x2x2 m reality-dampening containment field.
Addendum SCP-4323-C: Email Log sent on ██/██/████
[From: O5-4]
[Subject: SCP-4323 Identity]
[To: Head Researcher █████████]
[Bcc: Overseer Council Members O5-1 - O5-13]We know who SCP-4323 is. I’m just surprised it took us this long to find out. I mean he left us all the clues and those subtle hints as to who he was. We had on-site theological archaeologists dissect his interview to the dot. We had researchers working day and night to piece together who he was and when we found it, we knew we had to improve. But that’s not the point of this. I want to tell you who he really is. He goes by many names. Woden, Grimnir, the one-eyed, Sath, Ygg, Val-father, the All-father, Gladowar, true-guesser, Gondlir, the King of Gods, and much more. Come to think of it, he has more names than there are ways to die. Nevertheless, It’s a shame he escaped. Who knows what we could have used his power for. Now we know we are not alone. We know our prayers have been answered and now we know what threat we are dealing with. Prepare yourself. There will be more. There’s more just like this one out there and no amount of safety protocols or debriefings or reality-suppressing weaponry will keep them at bay. Nothing we can do but let them do what they want and pray they either forget about us or we stay on their good side. We have enough to deal with. We don’t need the Old Gods in our way too.
-O5-4
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