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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Item is to be kept in safe storage locker ___ on site __ outside of designated testing times. Approval from site director must be gained before testing.
Experimentation is to be conducted in , Nevada, under the guise of weapons testing. Chamber is to be constructed of plywood on steel sheeting in a cube of 10 x 10 x 5 meters, suspended 100 meters from the ground using two steel lattice towers. The chamber will be attached to a bar running between the two, suspended using iron chain.
Description: SCP-XXXX Appears to be a -— model universal remote, produced by - -—, currently defunct. SCP-XXXX's design is unlike any currently sold universal remotes, possessing a single button as well as a dial that runs from 0 to 5. Anomalous properties aren't apparent until the button is pressed while the remote is pointed at a contiguous object up to — meters away.
Upon activation, whatever object SCP-XXXX was pointed towards, here known as 'subject', will immediately lose all momentum in relation to an object specified by the dial, without undergoing the regular effects of inertia.
[really really not complete] To put in a table: 0. object stops in relation to user, people stop and trip, projectiles fall, birds taildive for a moment
1. Object stops in relation to rotation of earth. Less pronounced effect at higher latitudes, but the thing is gonna go flying west fast. Speed of sound fast
2. Object stops in relation to orbit of earth around the sun. That is a shift of 30km/s in the opposite direction of earth's movement. Also the reason testing is done at dusk and the surrounding hours; into space is better than obliterating a test site.
3. Object stops in relation of orbit of Sun around the galactic center. Goes real fast in a direction vaguely aligned with solar north. Good thing Nevada's in the northern hemisphere.
4. Object stops in relation to galactic movement through space. ~600 km/s of fun
5. [DATA EXPUNGED]. Heh, nah. Something to do with universal expansion, speed of light nonsense. I'll need to run this by people so people don't yell at me for being bad at physics. Would also be the reason that testing is monitored with a kill switch.
Addendum: Notes on recovery at some point, found in ruins of a tech manufacturer that went boom boom, parts of a tv found in town a few miles over. Remote found in the rubble, set to '2'.
