Item #: SCP-4594
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4594 is to be kept in a 5x5x5 air tight containment unit that is a meter in depth. SCP-4594's requests for social visits with other SCP's and walks must be approved by level 3 personnel or higher and under close supervision. During states of hibernation, no personnel are to enter the containment unit unless permitted by Dr. Santoro. SCP-4594's requests for music can be approved by level 1 personnel or higher.
Description: SCP:4594 is large sentient biomass with transformative and multiplicative properties including changing: density, viscosity, color, transparency, texture, and volume. SCP-4594 commonly takes the form of a young adult humanoid male. SCP-4594's personality is that of a typical young adult male, having characteristics like vulgar speech, comedy tastes that are grotesque in nature, and a general unprofessional and at times inappropriate behavior.
SCP-4594 has shown ability to communicate vocally and visually, it's most fluent spoken language being English, but has also spoken French and German. SCP-4594 has great interest in it's own studies, and will gladly talk about itself and its experiences. SCP-4594 has been able to recall memories dating back to the Dark Ages, and SCP-4594 has claimed to be around since the Triassic Period, however there's no evidence to support this.. SCP-4594 has drawn large amounts of art depicting subjects from historical figures to now extinct creatures, including animals that have died off before the existence of humans. SCP-4594 also commonly morphs into such figures or organisms and impersonates personnel regularly.
SCP-4594 is a relatively non-violent entity, and has great interest in other SCPs. SCP-4594 has met other sentient SCPs in both experimental situations and casual interactions. SCP-4594 also exhibits signs of sexual attraction, commonly flirting with primarily male personnel, guards, and doctors. Personnel are encouraged to decline such advances to prevent a containment breach of SCP-4594 or any classified information. Whenever SCP-4594 has experienced negative emotions or physical pain, it has used vulgar language commonly used centuries ago such as "boot-licker" or "I bet your mother is popular" or combinations of century old vulgarity and recent vulgarity.
SCP-4594 requires food, mostly craving organic matter that is high in carbohydrates. However, SCP-4594 can digest solid and liquid material, both organic and artificial. Experiments are still being done, but it has been observed that SCP-4594 can digest glass, acid, whole live organisms, metal, and molten rock.
Addendum 4594-1: On date October ██, 20██, SCP-4594 has entered a hibernation state, morphing into a 25 kiloliter pool of pale green translucent matter with the viscosity close to that of honey. Senior researcher, Dr. Santoro, had samples of SCP-4594 collected from the containment unit for experimentation and observation. The collection of samples from SCP-4594 shows no effect on its state of dormancy.
Microscopic analysis shows that SCP-4594 is primarily made up of 3 cells: neurons, stem cells and chromatophores. Further analysis shows that none of these cells have DNA, leaving the researchers assigned to SCP-4594 stumped as to how it's can morph in such ways as it does, and if and how mitosis in SCP-4594's stem cells occurs.
Addendum 4594-2: SCP-4594 reanimated and morphed into it's common form on March █, 20██. Assistant Researcher, Dr. Murray, has interacted with SCP-4594 and told it about the research that was done on its composition. SCP-4594 denies any memories about having samples collected from itself.
Addendum 4594-3:
Interviewed: SCP-4594
Interviewer: Dr. Santoro
Foreword: SCP-4594 has been under custody of the SCP Foundation for five weeks. The following is the first interview with SCP-4594 since its arrival.
<Begin Log>
Dr. Santoro: SCP-4584, do you understand me?
SCP-4594: Of coarse I do.
Dr. Santoro: I have a few questions for you, so I'm hoping you'd be cooperative.
SCP-4594: I'd imagine so.
Dr. Santoro: What is your origin?
SCP-4594: Ok, this might sound like I'm pulling shit out my ass, but I swear I'm not lying. So, I was traveling through space, and I fell into a wormhole that transported me towards the direction of this planet and I ended up on this planet.
Dr. Santoro:How long ago was this?
SCP-4594: So… many… years. There were, what you call, dinosaurs around.
Dr. Santoro: So you've been on Earth for over hundreds of millions of years?
SCP-4594: Oh yeah.
Dr. Santoro: Are there any more of your kind?
SCP-4594: Not that I was aware of.
Dr. Santoro: We've taken note of how… friendly you get with our male personnel. Do you know if you are capable of reproduction?
SCP-4594: I know for a fact that I can't. Trust me, I've tried.
Dr. Santoro: I'm… sure you have. Have you done this with other organisms?
SCP-4594: No. I've been so bored for millions of years, and there's finally things that are to some extent like me. It was pretty lonely, if I'm gonna be honest.
<End Log>Closing Statement: The interview was ended earlier than anticipated as SCP-4594 started showing signs of negative emotions and requested that the interview was ended.
Incident report: SCP-4594 has been observed having conversations with itself. SCP-4594 did this by splitting into two duplicates of itself and audibly conversating in English. At the time of the first occurrence, audio was recorded unknown to SCP-4594. During the conversation, SCP-4594 showed signs of stress and one of the duplicates was pacing around it's side of the unit. The following is a transcript of the audio from the event, the two duplicates being named SCP-4594-1 and SCP-4594-2.
SCP-4594-1: Three people in this God-forsaken science lab have asked me if I had a preferred name. Just call me by my number. It isn't that hard.
SCP-4594-2: How can you expect them to know that? They can't read your mind, and even if they could, you'd have no mind to read.
SCP-4594-1: Well, isn't it part of the foundation's policy that they refer to the things they're keeping here by the number that they gave to these things? I mean, it's not like they're gonna use my name outside of speaking with me.
SCP-4594-2: But why is such a small thing like a name bothering you?
SCP-4594-1: … It makes me feel less then them. I can change who I am in seconds. I'm not
SCP-4594-2: I think it'd be in your best interest to tell everyone here. They told you that it's not just the public they're protecting. They'd understand and listen. Compared to everything they'd do to keep anything else contained, just not asking a question is barely anything.
SCP-4594-1 and SCP-4594-2 recombined into SCP-4594 and requested to speak with one of the researchers. Dr. Murray was sent to it's containment unit where SCP-4594 asked him to not ask of it's identity, only refer to it as it's item number, and to tell any personnel who would interact with it the same. Dr. Murray complied to this request and notified personnel. A hearing to update SCP-4594's interaction guidelines is scheduled for 4/█/20██.
Addendum 4594-4: Because no recorded reactions of violence have occurred at Site █ in correlation to being asked of it's identity, an experiment must be carried out before any changes to SCP-4594's interaction guidelines.
Experiment 4594-A:
Date: 4/██/20██
Subject: SCP-4594
Procedure: A D-Class subject and SCP-4594 are to be escorted into a test unit. Researchers will observe from behind bullet-proof glass in an adjacent room. The subject is to ask SCP-4594 of it's identity. If SCP-4594 doesn't answer the question, the subject will be told to keep asking until SCP-4594 either answers the question or threatens the subject with termination, at which point the experiment will be terminated.
Results: Subject D-5963 (male, 35) is introduced to SCP-4594. D-5963 is instructed to ask SCP-4594 of it's name. D-5963 complies. SCP-4594 reacts negatively, and states that it doesn't know. D-5963 is instructed to ask until SCP-4594 has answered. D-5963 complies. SCP-4594 reacts negatively again, notably more agitated than before, at which point it started pacing in the unit. D-5963 askes for SCP-4594's name again. SCP-4594 reacts by slamming it's hands on a nearby wall, denting it in and exclaiming again that it doesn't know and requested that D-5963 stop asking. D-5963 expressed fear and delayed in asking SCP-4594 for it's name again. D-5963 is asked to comply to previous orders. D-5963 does so. SCP-4594 reacts by walking up to D-5963 and covering the subject's mouth with a layer of a pale green viscous substance from it's hand that morphs into an adhesive substance, preventing D-5963 from speaking. SCP-4594 then sat on the ground facing away from D-5963. After five minutes minutes, the experiment was terminated under the order of Dr. Santoro at which point the adhesive substance on D-5963's mouth morphed into the same green substance, which traveled to and absorbed into SCP-4594.
Addendum 4594-5: After the results of Experiment 4594-A, a second hearing was conducted in regards to updating SCP-4594's interaction guidelines. The hearing has resulted in the update of SCP-4594's interaction guidelines, preventing any personnel from asking SCP-4594 about it's self-identity.






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