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Item #: SCP-7485-J. Codename: "Skott"
Object Class: Undefined
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7485-J has never been contained- as it is not necessary. It poses no threat to humanity, nor a threat to the Foundation's security, only other SPCs. SCP-7485-J is to have no containment, and can be left unmonitored of its own free will.
Description: "Skott", as he calls himself, and is called by his co-workers, seems to just be an above average man. The part that has made him considered an SCP is not only its unbelievable levels of luck, but its lack of ability to be killed by other SCPs. It can be killed by any other cause, anything that would kill a normal human, unless it is inflicted by an SCP. It cannot die from any effects caused by an anomaly. An example of this would be Addendum 1. Its "luck" functions by having an event occur which keeps anomalies from effecting it, and if it is in a position in which these effects should happen, they will simply not occur. Yet another example in Addendum 2.
Addendum 10-13-97: During a containment breach on Site-[REDACTED]. While SCP-7485-J was stationed there, it went into the intercom room in order to hide from SCP-096 and an instance of SCP-939. SCP-939 was actually in the intercom room with SCP-7485-J, and both anomalous entities were staring at each other. SCP-939 seemed to decide that SCP-7485-J wasn't even there, and kept going about its own containment-breachy business. It decided upon leaving the room, while obviously having noticed SCP-7485-J. Later, the eighth wave of MTF reinforcements arrived, having been watching him on the cameras. Seeing as SCP-7485-J was from only the second wave, and was the last surviving member of the MTF at the Site before the eighth wave came, he was regarded as the hero of the site before the on-site warhead was detonated. A recording of this incident does exist, but it is held as classified. Perhaps just so the scientists that have access to it can laugh at it. If you have Level 3 Clearance or above, you can ask them for it.
Addendum 10-10-10: Test 1: Dr. Lester is performing an experiment involving SCP-7485-J and a pool of unprocessed Y-909 (see http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3000) where SCP-7485-J is slowly lowered into the pool, and later questioned to see if the effects took place.
RECORDING INITIATED
Dr. Lester: "Alright, Skott, i'm going to ask you some questions as sort of a… baseline for this test."
After the baseline was established, SCP-7485-J is instructed to put on a wet suit. Despite its confusion, it complies.
Dr. Lester: "Please submerge yourself within the liquid."
SCP-7485-J: "So what, am I a fuckin' D-Boy now?"
Dr. Lester: "N-No, just…" He sighs heavily, knowing this would happen, with SCP-7485-J being the sassy ass that it is. "Get in the tank, please."
SCP-7485-J: "Fine! I don't like being submerged in mysterious liquids though, so you fuckers better pay me extra for this."
Dr. Lester: "You do not have a salary, Mr. Skott."
SCP-7485-J: "Fuck you!" SCP-7485-J submerges itself in the pool.
1 minute of total submersion passes. SCP-7485-J is directed to exit the pool, which it then does. A brief decontamination process occurs, and SCP-7485-J is instructed to sit down with Dr. Lester.
Dr. Lester: "What is your name?"
SCP-7485-J: "Skott, you fuckin' bitch."
Dr. Lester: "Right. Of course. Do you know where you are?"
SCP-7485-J: "Site-[REDACTED], SCP Foundation. The specific room? Your creepy ass fetish dungeon."
Dr. Lester: "Uhh, right, sure… Do you remember the events that have occurred over the past hour?"
SCP-7485-J: "Well, I walked in here with you, we waited like half an hour for god knows why, you gave me a bagel that DIDN'T have butter on it, you told me to put on a kinky latex wet suit and have me jump in a pool of alien cum. That sound about right to you?"
Dr. Lester begins laughing slightly. "Y-Yeah, yeah, sure. What happened on October 13th, 1997?"
SCP-7485-J: "Hah! That Containment Breach when I was sent with a unit of total retards? This one fuckin' guy called "Uncle Larry! Uncle Larry!" when 106 was approaching us in the intercom and he came in the room, so the whole fuckin group started panicking and shooting each other. The bastard 106 didn't even touch us! Well, he touched me, but it didn't seem to do anything."
Dr. Lester: "And the other story?"
SCP-7485-J: "With that… what do you nerds call it… charismatic lizard?"
Dr. Lester: "939?"
SCP-7485-J "Yeah, fuckin'… Whatever." SCP-7485-J grumbles inaudible insults at Dr. Lester.
Dr. Lester: "Right… So I think that should conclude our test."
Dr. Lester writes on a notepad: Subject did not react to the substance, still just as irritable.
RECORDING ENDED
This concludes the written record of SCP-7485-J. One more note to be had, he has supposedly raped one or two of his MTF Cadets in the Scientist bathroom.
