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SCP-XXXX-J-1: IT IS TRYING TO FOOL YOU

Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: ADORABLE KETER

Special Containment Procedures:AWWWWW IT's SOO ADORABLE Any instances of SCP-XXXX-J that are discovered by Foundation personnel are to be coOH MY GOD IT IS SAYING SO CUTE

Examination of any instance of SCP-XXXX-J requires steady and careful movements. Any surprise of SCP-XXXX-J may kill you.

Description: SCP-XXXX-J is a collection of humanoid creatures that researchers agree are CUTE AS HELL weird as hell,We're pretty sure it's memetic.

Discovery: I'm In the hospital with my wife, when I look at what she was carrying and I see SCP-XXXX-J-█. And this thing has these ADORABLE EYES gigantic fucking eyes. Just staring at me like "Goo Goo Gaa Gaa." And I just get the fuck out of there.

Addendum: Guys, it isn't even that Scary, okay? Look, it is trying to talk to me, AWWW, HOW CUTE - Dr. ████████

Dr. ████████ has been promoted to Site Director. - O5-██

If any instances of SCP-XXXX-J is found, JUST GO HUG IT call for help and get the FUCK OUTTA THERE,