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SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in an average size humanoid containment cell with reality anchors at every corner. The walls themselves seem normal from this inside but are 10 ft thick concrete/rebar. SCP-XXXX is to be told that it is being kept in a government facility to observe the after-effects of a “stolen government explosion” in Addendum 1. SCP-XXXX is to be “tested” bi-weekly to keep us this guise.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid reality bender with average height and build. It is perceived to be a normal human male, besides 3 formations of scar tissue saying the word “guardian” in English, located on the skull, heart, and in a semi-circle just below the waist. This changes when any humanoid entity is in life-threatening danger. When this occurs SCP-XXXX’s reality-bending ability will take effect, doing what is necessary to defend the humanoid in danger. SCP-XXX can detect humanoids within a 100ft radius. While SCP-XXXX is in this state it appears to avoid damage to its surrounding and/or rebuilding the area around it after any conflict has subsided. After all, damage has been fixed SCP-XXX falls unconscious. While it is in its inactive state SCP-XXXX can not remember its abilities, but will tell tales it “imagine” that share many parallels with incident’s occurred and at some times are the same. While in its active state SCP-XXXX seems unable and/or unwilling to communicate.

Addendum 1: SCP staff were notified of SCP-XXXX’s existence after an explosion occurred in [Redacted] Michgain destroying approximate a 1 block area and damaging a 3x3 block area with debris and a few corpses. SCP-XXXX was found unconscious in the center of the explosion with shredded clothing and behind his back were 5 girls with very dirty outfits that were all later deemed missing from Michigan and nearby states. Most of the bodies were deemed unidentifiable but 3 men were identified as prisoner escapes with charges of rape, pedophilia, and murder respectively. Additionally, near 4 bodies there seemed to be a higher concentration of metal in and around said body’s. When questioned SCP-XXXX’s face went cold and it said “one of those girls was the young sister of someone I owed a favor. I don't think I would ever be able to pay off. I don't know what the F*** that explosion was, there weren't any gas lines nearby, but I know I did my job” after this it refused to say more.

Addendum 2: After the questioning of Addendum 1, the experimental bomb guise was created and accepted by SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX has vocalized on almost every visit that it wishes to be of any help it can claiming “I want to make sure that I’m not a danger to anyone”. During any conversations, SCP-XXXX maintains a very positive mood and displays a comprehension level of a high school graduate, but has a very mature and high level of philosophy and emotional/ behavioral sciences. After every conversation SCP-XXXX say’s “have a wonderful (morning/evening) and a wonderful rest of your (day/night)”[based on SCP-XXXX’s understanding of the time]