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Item Description: A website named 'adricerenoutcast.███' that, when visited, caused all electrical devices within the visitor's house to suddenly stop working.
Date of Recovery: 08-19-201█
Location of Recovery: N/A
Current Status: The domain has since been taken down. Any similar domains are detected by Foundation AICs and taken down.

Item Description: A streetlight that is always perceived as green by the driver.
Date of Recovery: 10-21-201█
Location of Recovery: █████████, New York
Current Status: Was taken down and replaced with a non-anomalous streetlight. Currently in storage at Site-15.
Note: I don't even want to think about the amount of accidents this thing caused. —Dr. Bokori
Note: I think I drove through there once… —Dr. Gerald

Item Description: A camouflage-print sweater that, when worn, makes individuals ignore the wearer.
Date of Recovery: 02-11-200█
Location of Recovery: ██████, New Jersey
Current Status: Held at Site-64 Site-26 for storage.
Note: I know there's a lot of people that I wish I could put this on. —Dr. Moray

Item Description: A plate of pasta that cannot be moved. All attempts to move the plate from its position have met with failure and damage to ██ Foundation forklifts.
Date of Recovery: 04-19-201█
Location of Recovery: █████████, Italy
Current Status: Stuck in its original location. The area has been bought by the Foundation and cordoned off.
Note: Have we tried eating it yet? —Dr. López