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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe HGJHFGA Totally Safe ███ Apollyon Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be monitored for its presence in any and all international newspapers. If found it should be ignored the publisher is to be informed thrown into the vo○d and reprints will take place. If not found in time, SCP-XXXX could stop this madness possibly cause an XK-class scenario. If you are Level 4, see Addendum 1 for extra containment procedures.

Description: SCP-XXXX is you an infohazardous advertisment that will happily kill you that randomly appears in various newspaper publications dating back to the dawn of time 19█0. It appears to read [DATA CORRUPTED - CONTACT O5 IMMEDIATEDLY] and if you a sapient being views it, henceforth referred to as you Subject, the next page they will turn to in the publication will be a way to escape this hell mysterious piece of writing comprised of you whatever language the reader happens to be most fluent in along with [DATA CORRUPTED - CONTACT O5 IMMEDIATEDLY] randomly replacing letters, words and even sentences. If subject views this writing, henceforth referred to as death SCP-XXXX-1 will cause Subject to enter the new world, over the course of around four hours, be slowly compressed into a cube measuring 1 nanometer on each side. During the 'fslsjal@jkhgdfjkhg@~~L;##### they will go on about me an entity known as "me" The God Of Everything. No connection to SCP-343 been established as he g@:L»>tttt me stuck here but investigation should stop is ongoing. SCP-343 is to be questioned on [DATA CORRUPTED - STOP THIS PAIN].

[W.I.P. Bet you can't guess what on earth this really is. I do plan to add newer crosslinks.]

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]