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Not a submission or a request or anything. Just some dumb idea I had that I wanted to share with anyone that happened upon this page.
(SCP 372 rewrite)
(Original Author: Sylocat5)
(Link to original: http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-372)
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-372 is to be contained in a cell, 5m x 4m x 2m lined with reinforced plexiglass embedded into each of the four walls of the cell will be one infared motion detector. Feeding will occur once every week, and will consist of exactly 1.5 kg of red meat, deposited into it's cell via chute. See Event Log 372-03 for reference as to what can happen if feeding requirements are not met exactly.
All guards working near SCP-372's cell must wear specially designed ITCOYE Goggles (see Addendum 372-01) at all times. Any personnel pranking nervous coworkers by pretending to see SCP-372 nearby will be temporarily reassigned.
Any and all SCP-372-02 instances are to be destroyed if not needed for testing. (See Event Log 372-02 for more information).
The room leading to SCP-372's cell is to be accessed via airlock in order to ensure SCP-372 is incapable of leaving the area, even in the event of it escaping it's cell.
SCP-372-B1 instances are to be kept in a cell, 3m x 3 x x 3m, with 1 armed guard wearing ITCOYE Goggles. In the event of a breach, SCP-372-B1 instances are to be terminated.
All SCP-372-B2 instances are to be terminated immediately.
Description: SCP-372 is a creature of unknown genus, sharing traits with the classes of Chondrichthye, Insecta, and Mammalia. It also shares similarities with the Zalophus japonicus (Japanese Sea Lion), Pristis zijsron (Green Sawfish), and the Brunneria borealis (Brunner's Stick Mantis). According to information gathered from all known sightings and photographs, it may be 2 meters long from heat to tail, and weighs approximately 45 kilograms. It seems to have a long, thin body with at least eight pairs of narrow limbs, however some sightings have claimed there to be more. Results of Test 372-06 have shown that it's muscle fibers are very similiar to an extremely extensible plastic. This allows for it to bend in ways that should be impossible, given that it has a skeletal system. (See Test 372-06). It's limbs appear to be coated in a glue-like substance, allowing for it's limbs to stick to any solid surface.
In place of eyes or ears, it has an anomalous version of ampullae of Lorenzini (Referred to as SCP-372-01), commonly seen in Chondrichthye. SCP-372-01 appears to be capable of detecting vibrations as well as the functions of it's non-anomalous counterpart. SCP 372-01 appears to generate a quiet ticking sound. The reason for this sound is unknown, but
is hypothesized to be a form of echolocation. Information gathered from Test 372-06, however, seems to contradict this theory.
SCP-372 will attempt to hide in the blind spots of any person nearby for an unknown reason. Whether this is for hunting, or an indication of sapience is currently unknown and is being investigated.
Once every 3-5 years, SCP-372 will seem to lay an egg through unknown means. This egg (SCP-372-02) will hatch after 2 months of incubation. Upon hatching, it will create a juvenile instance of SCP-372 (SCP-372-B1), with a somewhat different appearance to what has been reported by staff. SCP-372-B1 has the appearance of a Carausius morosus (Laboratory Stick Insect) with 2 limbs, a bright green coloration, and a large tumor-like growth at the front of it's head. Due to the glue-like substance on it's limbs it is capable of standing up despite this growth. Unlike SCP-372, SCP-372-B1 does not attempt to hide in the blind spots of humans
and instead will mostly stand still, other than to obtain food. SCP-372-B1 will reach maturity at age 5, and will adopt behaviors similliar to that of SCP-372. Unlike SCP-372, it is much slower, and is far easier to spot. After 3-7 years, SCP-372-B1 will
expire. See Test 372-06 for autopsy results.
SCP-372 Test Logs
Test 372-01
Test Subjects: 2 Class-D Personnel, SCP-372
Location: SCP-372's containment cell.
Description: 2 personnel are to be placed in 372's containment chamber at opposite corners, and are to attempt to take a picture
of SCP-372
Results: SCP-372 was somehow capable of evading all cameras at just the right moment, showing that SCP-372-01 is capable
of detecting human brain signals.
Test 372-02
Test Subjects: 4 Cebus olivaceus (Wedge-capped capuchins), SCP-372
Location: SCP-372's containment cell.
Description: 4 Cebus olivaceus are to be placed in 372's containment chamber at opposite corners, and are to attempt to take a
picture of SCP-372
Results: SCP-372 attacked all four subjects, one at a time, destroying their cameras and then cutting out their eyes.
Test 372-03
Test Subjects: SCP-372
Location: SCP-372's containment cell.
Description: 4 remotely controlled cameras are to be placed in 372's containment chamber at opposite corners, and are to
attempt to take a picture of SCP-372
Results: SCP-372 destroyed all 4 cameras simultaneously.
Note from Lead Researcher Austin: Well, I guess this means it's a whole lot faster than we expected. I wonder exactly how
fast it is.
"Test" 372-04
Test Subjects: SCP 372, SCP 173
Location: Site-43 Cafeteria
Description: Site-43's Cafeteria was converted into a race track for SCP 372 and SCP 173. How the staff got either of these
into the room is still unknown. The intent appears to be that SCP-372 and SCP-173 were to race in order to see who was faster.
Results: See Event Log 372-01 for more information.
Note from O5-[REDACTED]: All surviving staff members involved in the creation or organization of this "test" are to be harshly
reprimanded. Neither of these objects are toys. It was lucky that they didn't kill everyone in the site.
Test 372-05
Test Subjects: SCP-372-02
Location: Site-43 Testing Room 05
Description: An instance of SCP-372-02 is to be forcibly opened by a robotic claw.
Results: The egg, upon being opened, showed only a yolk. After being suggested by Minor Researcher Austin, the yolk was fried.
The resulting object was consumed by Minor Researcher Austin, causing no serious side effects other than mild stomach irritation.
Test 372-06
Test Subjects: SCP-372-B1
Location: SCP-372-B1 Temporary Containment
Description: SCP-372-B1's remains are to be cut open and dissected.
Results: The following information has been gathered from this autopsy:
-SCP 372 has a skeleton
-SCP 372 has plastic-like muscle tissues
-SCP 372 has SCP-372-01
-SCP 372 is not an insect
-SCP 372 is poisonous
-SCP 372 has no brain, instead having a brain-like organ.
SCP-372 Event Logs 01-03
Event Log 372-01
Date: 11/07/1992
Former Lead Researcher Austin, Researcher Jones, and at least 6 other researchers had turned Site-43's cafeteria into a race track for SCP-372 and SCP-173, who was being temporarily contained on site at the time. It should be noted that the personnel had
been underfeeding SCP-372 for another unknown reason, possibly to make it lighter for the "test". According to Researcher Jones it was "the most important test yet. Which of the 2 SCPs that you can't look at are faster?". How they brought SCP-372 into the
cafeteria is still being investigated. After initially releasing them into the chamber, SCP-173 had killed approximately 84% of the onlookers. The remaining personnel had made an attempt to leave, before SCP-372 killed an additional 11%.
Before MTF Unit Epsilon-11 had reached the site, another 14 casualties had occured, from both personnel involved with, and not involved with the "test". After all SCP objects had been recontained, the surviving personnel involved with the race (Minor Researcher Austin, and Former Researcher Jones [Now D-372421]), were promptly disciplined. Former Lead Researcher Austin was not assigned to Class-D duties for the sole purpose of being far too important to the ongoing research of SCP-372 to be replaced.
Event Log 372-02
Date: 12/04/1996
SCP-372 had recently layed another SCP-372-02 instance. Unlike most instances, this instance hatched after 2 weeks, creating the first SCP-372-B2. SCP-372-B2 showed no differences to SCP-372-B1 at first, other than accelerated growth rates. Upon reaching
maturity 3 months after hatching, SCP-372-B2 had grown an additional 8 limbs, and had changed in hue from green to bright red.
SCP-372-B2 then went on a rampage, killing all nearby personnel. After all nearby personnel had died, it found a way out of it's containment via the ventilation system, and was able to kill an additional 46 personnel. After 16 hours, the SCP-372-B2 had died.
Event Log 372-03
Date: 08/11/2002
Site-43 had undergone defunding due to multiple failures from personnel, causing SCP-372's regular feeding portions to be lowered.
Upon lowering it's feeding portions it had started to become more irritable. After 5 weeks, SCP-372 apparently had started "scratching on the glass".
After 3 more weeks, SCP-372 had made enough of a crack in the glass that it was able to escape. Upon escape, it killed 2 personnel, and consumed their corpses. After this, it became docile again, and was swiftly recontained.
Addendum 372-01
After SCP-372's latest containment breach, it had become clear that SCP-372's current containment arrangment was flawed.
This is why Dr. Hearth Austin1 designed ITCOYE Goggles. ITCOYE goggles are virtual reality goggles attached to a helmet with cameras facing 360 degrees around the subject, used to see SCP-372.
While these goggles have not allowed us to see SCP-372, SCP-372 seems to recognize them as something that eliminates nearly every blind-spot, making hiding almost completely impossible. This has lead to SCP-372 avoiding personnel wearing these goggles.
Not a submission or anything. Just an idea that I wanted to share.
Special Containment Procedures: The internet is to be constantly monitored for posts displaying signs of SCP-#### infection. Any instances of SCP-####-2 are to be removed immediately.
Any personnel showing signs of SCP-#### infection are to go through the process detailed in addendum ####-01
Any public influencers or government figures found to be infected with SCP-#### are to be terminated immediately. The current working cover-up stories involve either assasination or health issues such as heart attacks, organ failures, or drug use.
Description: SCP-#### is a memetic virus, seeming to infect through photos and videos containing infected persons (SCP-####-1). All photos and videos containing SCP-####-1 are to be referred to as SCP-####-2.
SCP-#### has 5 main stages of infection.
- Stage 1: SCP-####-1 exhibits flu-like symptoms. This stage will last for approximately 4 days. In this stage, SCP-#### can be spread through conventional means.
- Stage 2: SCP-####-1 will continue experiencing symptoms, and will feel a nearly uncontrollable urge to create SCP-####-2 instances, usually involving their illness.
- Stage 3: SCP-####-1 will stop experiencing normal flu-like symptoms, and instead will begin creating SCP-####-2 instances non-stop. These instances will usually relate to eye-catching, or controversial subjects such as the paranormal, or modern-day dramas. This stage will last anywhere from 18 days, to 15 years.
- Stage 4: SCP-####-1 will stop exhibiting symptoms all-together for approximately 25 days.
- Stage 5: SCP-####-1 will experience total organ failure, and die. Any photos and videos discussing their death will become SCP-####-2 instances.
SCP-####-2 instances will, upon creation, be posted to popular social media sites such as Facebook, YouTube, or Twitter.
SCP-####-2 instances will usually be extremely different depending on the SCP-####-1 instance, but all SCP-####-2 instances have the following similarities:
- All of them feature an extremely blurry figure in the background, following the SCP-####-1 instance. Whether this entity exists or not is currently being investigated.
- The chance of infection increases with the amount of people that have viewed the post.
- Reports of the death of the SCP-####-1 instance will constantly have an 85% infection rate.
Addendum-####-01: There is indeed a way to cure SCP-####-1 instances in stages 1, 2, and 3. However, this procedure is complicated, and takes up many resources. The following procedures are to be taken in order to cure SCP-####.
- SCP-####-1 is to be placed in an empty room.
- SCP-####-1 is to be placed under a uv light for approximately 10 minutes.
- SCP-####-1 is to be held for another 5 days in the empty room, in order to ensure the infection is killed.
Given the inhumane nature of this procedure, infected personnel are only to be subjected to this procedure if neccesary. Otherwise, they are to be terminated.
The following information is
CLASSIFIED
Any personnel without proper clearance are to be terminated immediately.
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Proper credentials identified. Hello.
For all those personnel wondering why the project to identify the blurred figures in SCP-####-2 instances have been defunded, it's because the entity is a memetic hazard. What'd you expect? However, it's not like ####. It's a completely different entity. It's dangerous. Really dangerous. It doesn't like being known about. It likes being seen, not being questioned. It likes that we know it exists, but not that we know what it is. It's a riddle. A riddle that thinks. Whether it made #### or it merely adopted it so it could hide inside it is unknown. So stop trying to figure out what it is. It's a bad idea.
-O5 [DATA EXPUNGED]
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-#### is to be hidden by any means neccesary. The current means of containment are only to be known to personnel with level 5 clearance or higher.
A massive drape is to be placed over SCP-####. Said drape is to be laced with SCP-148. No personnel are to be within 500 meters of SCP-####. Any personnel exposed to SCP-####'s secondary effects are to be terminated immediately.
Description: SCP-#### is a massive machine currently located in Antarctica, made of many precious stones, such as diamonds, rubies, and sapphires. Inside the machine are many cogs, built out of the same materials, with small cores made of amethyst. These is a power core in the very center, made out of a currently unknown material. The creator/creators of SCP-#### are still unknown, and are presumed dead.
SCP-####'s primary effect activates when activated by any concious human being. The machine will begin emitting SCP-####-1, a type of wave that appears to heal any nearby humans of any and all injuries. SCP-####-1 appears to have no negative effects.
SCP-####'s secondary effects take place after activation, and last approximately 50 minutes. SCP-#### will begin emitting SCP-####-2, a different type of wave that seems to cause any affected human to stop moving. After 10 minutes of exposure, affected subjects will start moving again, in a much more robotic fashion. After 20 more minutes of exposure, subjects will begin to move towards SCP-####. Subjects will begin viewing SCP-#### as a god, or a gift from a god, and will give "offerings". Said offerings include their own internal organs, limbs, and external organs. After giving at least 3 offerings, the subject will walk into any gap of the machine, and attempt to "assimilate" with it. This will always lead to SCP-####-1's affects vanishing, and the subject being crushed by the cogs inside.
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Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11.5 (3 Tailed Fox)
Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11.5 was originally a branch of the Nine Tailed Fox, deployed for far less important missions, such as small containment breaches. However, casualty rates with Unit Epsilon-11.5 seemed impossibly high. After an inspection, it had been discovered that the team was horribly incompetent. Offenses include:
- "Playing" with found SCP objects before returning them to proper storage.
- "Jokingly" shooting each other.
- Constantly provoking otherwise harmless entities.
- Never keeping a formal tone.
After all of these were taken into consideration, Epsilon-11.5 was deactivated and all personnel found to be guilty of these offenses were severely reprimanded.
Memo 01
From Site Director Daniel Shumate
Alright, I've heard some complaints about why we have a testing chamber for 178 here, and I'm here to remind you all of something important. Just because MOST of these anomalies are here because we don't need to test on them anymore, some are here because of these anomalies still need some testing, but are cheap enough to test on that the Foundation dumps them here with the rest of the old worn out stuff they don't need to test on anymore.
The next question/complaint I've been hearing is if we're going to try and "revive" 1762. And the answer is no. We have no logistic reason to do so. The box is nearly destroyed, and we don't know how to "revive" it anyways. And it's not like those dragons were important either. They were neat while they lasted, but we don't need them anymore.
And remember, keep on existing and hoping that these things don't escape.
Special Containment Procedures: Any instances of SCP-207-J-EX found in the wild are to be reported to the authorities because we're good law following citizens.
Description: SCP-207-J-EX are 24 Coca Cola brand bottles, dating back to 1895. After being taken into foundation custody, it was assumed that they were more SCP-207 instances, given the fact that they had similiar effects. However, the affects were heavily weakened, and as such they were deemed SCP-207-J (Not to be confused with the other SCP-207-J which is one of the bottles of SCP-207). However, after chemical analysis, SCP-207-J-EX had shown to just be ordinary, exceptionally old Coca Cola, back when they had cocaine in it. Because of this we reported it to the authorities like good law following citizens.
Addendum-207-J-EX-1: Any researchers found with SCP-207-J-EX are to be reported to the authorities because we're G O O D L A W F O L L O W I N G C I T I Z E N S
Containment Site-18
Description: Site-18 is a Secure Facility located in [REDACTED], United States. Site-18 is used to contain Safe and Euclid class anomalies that require little to no further research. There are 2 main sectors, with a third, smaller sector for providing the facility with electricity and water.
Containment Sector: Site-18's containment sector has 3 branches (Safe, Euclid, and High Priority). Each branch is on a different level of the building, and contains anomalies corresponding with the priority level. Site-18 contains the following anomalies:
Safe Branch
- SCP-005
- SCP-131 Temporary Containment
- SCP-207
- SCP-216
- SCP-330
- SCP-500
- The remains of a member of SCP-553
- SCP-714
- SCP-860
- SCP-983
- SCP-1025
- SCP-1079
- SCP-1499
- Remains of SCP-1762-1
Euclid Branch
- SCP-018
- SCP-066
- SCP-178
- SCP-268 (Recovered from unknown source on 03/08/12)
- SCP-294
- SCP-426
- SCP-513
- Various Anomalous Ducks
High Priority Containment
- SCP-012
- SCP-173 Temporary Containment (Used in the event that SCP-173's containment at Site-19 is destroyed or otherwise considered unusable.)
- SCP-372 Temporary Containment
- SCP-650
- SCP-895
Office/Dorms Sector: The office/dorms sector is used for housing staff and providing offices. There is a cafeteria, an assembly room, and a lounge for bored staff.
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