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Tab 1

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP XXXX is to be contained in a 1m by 1m by 1m golden alloy cube¹ submerged in a boiling water tank measuring 5m by 5m by 5m.

In the case an instance of SCP XXXX-1 manifestation² . Security should be dispatched to grab a M9A1-7 at a nearby armory, terminate the entity and dispose of the sand.³

All liquid vapors are to be returned to its water state and vaporized.

Description:
• SCP XXXX is a tube-shaped tobacco product that is made of finely cut, cured tobacco leaves wrapped in thin paper, measuring 75 mm long and 9mm in diameter.⁴
• There are no brand names nor logo around SCP XXXX.
• Whenever SCP XXXX is unlit it will re-light it self through anomolous means at intervals of 12 hours after the flame has been unlit.⁵
• Whenever SCP XXXX is destroyed it will re-materialize itself somewhere in a 5 km circle radius. As of now we don't know how long SCP XXXX needs to be to re-materialize itself to existance but it will only remain as a singular object and doesn't seem to multiply.⁶
• Lack of oxygen doesn't seem to affect this anomolous property.

• SCP XXXX smoke stains are anomolous and when cooled down an instance of SCP XXXX-1 appears.
• SCP XXXX-1 only has one present color covering it's body black.⁷
• The body, arm, leg, and neck is far too elongated to be identified as a functioning body system.
• SCP XXXX-1 has needles replacing his fingers that are also elongated and can tore through any solid objects that doesn't contain gold in its composition.
• SCP XXXX-1 features a pair of eyes and a grinning smile can be seen.
• SCP XXXX-1 is an entity that varies depending on the intensity and spread of the smoke stain from SCP XXXX.
• Although SCP XXXX-1 proportions remain the same each time strength of each instances may vary.

Addendum: [Footage was lost at the an abandoned house at a town on Kolmanskop, Namibia from South Africa Namib dessert]

Footnotes

1. Alloy Composition is Gold 91.67% Silver 5% Copper 2% Zinc 1.33%

2. Entity that emerges from SCP XXXX smoke stains

3. Reasearch indicates that the sand is similar of that from Namib Dessert at Southern Africa, location where SCP XXXX was found

4. Upon further research there's nothing of note from the ingredients found within SCP XXXX

5. Exactly Twelve Hours and 42 Seconds

6. Leftover parts will lose its anomolous effect

7. The light conductivity of SCP XXXX-1 is theoretically comparable to a blackhole

8. This is the safest description we can get. We hope.

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Tab 2

Item #: SCP XXXX

Object Class: K E T E R

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP XXXX is to be kept in a locked container at all times Is to be left alone at █████████. Currently SCP XXXX location has been removed from the global map to avoid memetic hazard.

Description:
Is a phone.⁸
Interviewed: [D-2914]

Interviewer: [Dr. Prégāme Limbs]

Foreword: [D-2914 was exposed to SCP XXXX for an extended period of time]

<Begin Log, PM>

Dr. Limbs: [How are you feeling D-2914?]

D-2914: [Bruh… the cringy nae nae phone do be making me act up. No homo.]

Dr. Limbs: [I'm sorry to hear that D-2914, but don't worry. We will found a cure and will hand it over to you after this interview.]

D-2914: [No cap?]

Dr. Limbs: [Yes. I will hand it ov-]

D-2914 slams the table with his palm leaving a blood red imprint, D-2914 then begins to screech and yell

D-2914: [I- i swear if you d-don't admit to venting I will speedrun your life, karen!]

<End Log, [optional time info]>

Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]

Tab 3

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