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SCP- - Codename: Dhopper

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: (SCP- is allotted certain amenities for continued cooperation with Foundation personnel) He is to be contained in a 12x12x12 meter room, made up of painted concrete, "preferably purple", and a floor made up of birch planks. His bed is to be located at the top left corner of the room and be made up of "soft, warm purple sheets and 2 comfortable white cushions. Mmm… oh, also, don't forget to get the most comfortable mattress possible. Aaand… make sure the bed frame is not creaky, although that's… pretty obvious. Uhh… oh, also make it kingsize, UK standards.". Shelving units are to be placed alongside all of the walls and are to be as tall as the walls themselves.

While the Containment Procedures are tailored to SCP-s specifications, he seems unsatisfied with "his room", and says that personnel are only allowed to "Clean the room, don't touch any of the things on the shelves, since they're really dangerous. Like seriously, do not touch them. If you want to "observe", or "inspect" any of these, ask for my permission first.". If SCP- teleports back within his room accompanied by a humanoid, guards are not to be alarmed, but will be forced to stop all surveillance until they are told to resume surveillance by SCP-. If SCP- attempts to engage in conversation, do not ignore him. It is imperative that he talks with the personnel as much as possible. All information extracted during these encounters are to be written and reported to Dr.████████ Dr.██████████ Dr.███████ Dr.███████ Dr.Victor, for the moment.

Personnel that have regular contact with him are to be switched out for newer personnel, for fear that overly attached personnel may compromise the integrity of security and official documents.

Description: SCP- is a ██ year old French male, measuring at a height of 1.85 meters. Name █████ ████████. Born ██/██/████. Although SCP-