Dave's Extranormal Events

Event Description: While washing a car window, Juff Korkeny's car drove in rear and crashes Juff Korkeny's garage and from his garage, 2 million nuts fell out and bounced to the roadway causing 2 vehicles to steer.
Date Of Occurence: ██/██/████
Location: Lousiana, USA
Follow-up Actions Taken: The 2 drivers of the vehicles that steered in the nut incident and the entire neighborhood is given Class-A amnestics. Juff Korkney was questioned and released after been given Class-B amnestics. Nuts was confiscated and brought in Site-██'s cafeteria for safe consuming.
Event Description: A laundy machine in Tennessee, USA, owned by Marilyn Poggins, a fellow resident of Tennessee, had a miniature black hole in a size of a penny, mass undetermined. The miniature black hole consumed 30% pieces of Marilyn's house, claiming she was at the market buying soap and shampoo for her kids. Whil she came back, she noticed that her house and her kids was gone, after the black hole vanishes.
Date Of Occurence: ██/██/████
Location: Tennessee, USA
Follow-up Actions Taken: House was demolished and the entire neighborhood was amnesticized with Class-A amnestics. Marilyn is amnesticized with Class-C Amnestics and was returned to her sick mother's home.