SCP-XXXX Being held by Dr. ██████ shortly after the events of Test-A.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a custom 10m x 10m x 10m chamber equipped with waterproof copper walls, an airlock door system as well as a reinforced glass window for observational purposes. SCP-XXXX should have its cell kept at around 18 degrees Celsius. The floor of the chamber should be covered in small rocks and decorated with plastic freshwater plants. Under no circumstance should SCP-XXXX's chamber to be filled with water nor should any fire or potential fire starters be placed within a 5-km radius of SCP-XXXX. Testing requires permission from two level 4 personnel.
Any cracks, nicks, or signs of corrosion in the observational window must be reported and repaired immediately. SCP-XXXX is to be fed 1-2 non-anomalous small insects at least 3 times a day by personnel who have been briefed on the handling and feeding process of SCP-XXXX. Weekly repairs, cleaning, and maintenance are to be done to ensure SCP-XXXX has a clean environment, as well as to check if any corrosive damage has been done to the specimen's cell or decorations. Monthly checkups should be scheduled with SCP-XXXX in order to maintain and ensure the subject's health. Any algae or mold growth is normal and if algae or mold growth in the chamber stops it is to be reported immediately. If algae or mold spreads over the observational window it is to be cleaned off. If any unknown or abnormal types mold or algae begins to grow, SCP-XXXX will be transported to a temporary containment unit and the chamber is to be closely examined until the algae or mold is identified. If the algae or mold holds unknown or harmful effects then the chamber is to be scheduled for immediate decontamination. If algae or mold holds beneficial effects, SCP-XXXX can be brought back to its containment unit, and samples should be taken for further study purposes.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 7cm long, 2-year-old female freshwater fish of the Etheostoma caeruleum species. It's gills appear non-anomalous, but upon closer examination and from thorough testing, researchers have concluded that the subject's gills are incapable of extracting oxygen from water. SCP-XXXX shows very little signs of high intellect and naturally will flee from any people or moving large objects SCP-XXXX's evasive patterns have been studied and methods of capturing SCP-XXXX. The specimen emits a light "humming" sound, similar to a computer fan which can be heard if close enough to SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX is capable of "swimming" in the air, this is caused by the specimen's anomalous ability, which allows SCP-XXXX to generate an unknown water-like substance. The liquid has been considered to be a new element and has been named "████████████ █████████" by the Head Researcher, Dr. ██████
The anomalous liquid revolves around SCP-XXXX, pulled in by an unknown force of some kind. The substance is invisible to the human eye but can be revealed through a black light. The substance cannot support biological life and has a pH of 1.4, and unlike most liquids, it does not dampen or leave any moisture left behind from physical contact. SCP-XXXX absorbs, or "breaths" the unknown substance at around the same rate as SCP-XXXX generates the substance. The area the unknown substance spans from has a radius of 2.7 meters. The liquid emits a stench, commonly described by personnel as "A combination of paint and chlorine."
Addendum XXXX-1:
Test SCP-XXXX-A - ██/██/04
Procedure: SCP-XXXX will have its chamber filled with water
Results: SCP-XXXX stopped swimming and instead fell to the bottom of the cell and began to suffocate, repeatedly flipping its tail fin in an attempt to swim as if it were beached. Realizing this, Dr. R████ quickly signaled to drain the chamber. SCP-XXXX has recovered from this but it took another hour for the specimen to generate enough of the anomalous substance to be able to resume swimming.
Analysis: SCP-XXXX seems to have either adapted or was designed to survive out of the water and only out of the water. A close observation later made by Dr. ██████ after the test has indicated that SCP-XXXX has neither gills nor lungs.
Test SCP-XXXX-B - ██/██/██
Procedure: A fire would be lit inside the chamber while SCP-XXXX's anomalous liquid is present.
Results: Within exactly 4.3 seconds after being exposed to the flame, SCP-XXXX began to emit a louder hum and was swimming at a notably faster rate than usual, speeding up over time. The the fire began to slowly spread across the specimen's anomalous liquid, the substance began to observable without the need of special equipment and was no longer colorless. The color of the substance would form shades of purple and read. Exactly 2 minutes later, the flame had traveled across the substance completely and the fire went out. SCP-XXXX's substance then [DATA EXPUNGED] causing ██ casualties, injuring ███, and damaged containment units nearby leading to █ Euclid and Keter level containment breaches from nearby anomalous entities that were residing in Site-██. [DATA EXPUNGED]. The Response team was able to prevent further damage and recontain the escaped anomalies. The noise the [DATA EXPUNGED] had made was extremely loud and had damaged the hearing of multiple personnel, there were reports from a town ██ miles from Site-██ complaining about the loud noise [DATA EXPUNGED] had caused. SCP-XXXX's containment unit itself has been deemed unstable, unsafe, and beyond repair. Access to SCP-XXXX's previous containment unit requires permission from the site manager.
Analysis: [DATA EXPUNGED].
Note: The 05 Council has decided that SCP-XXXX is now to be transferred to a Site without any fire-related specimens or machinery. Testing with SCP-XXXX has been temporarily prohibited due to this recent incident.
Test SCP-XXXX-C - ██/██/07
Procedure: SCP-XXXX's unknown substance will be exposed to the anomalous effects of SCP-1356.
Results: As SCP-1356 entered the chamber held by D-████, SCP-1356 began to displace a portion of the liquid. SCP-XXXX swam away from the area SCP-1356 had effected and continued to avoid swimming in that section for the next 3 hours. When questioned, D-████ stated that he could only partially breath inside the area meaning that SCP-1356 did not affect the entirety of the unknown liquid, but his lower body still felt as if it was submerged. A black light was activated inside the chamber to reveal that the portion of the substance SCP-1356 had affected was emitting a much fainter glow.
Analysis: SCP-1356 seems to have worked on SCP-XXXX's anomalous area, but not fully which confirms that the anomalous substance indeed consists partially of water some kind.
Test SCP-XXXX-D - N/A
Procedure: Temperature of SCP-XXXX's Chamber will be decreased to 0 degrees Celsius, the freezing point of water.
DENIED BY Dr. ██████: We cannot risk killing SCP-XXXX.
Test SCP-XXXX-E -██/██/07
Procedure: A non-anomalous female Rainbow Darter was released into the chamber of SCP-XXXX.
Results: Subject swam around SCP-XXXX's chamber for exactly 1 minute and 7 seconds before suffocating to death. SCP-XXXX was relatively disturbed by this at first but then continued swimming as if it never happened. The body was later removed and examined for any strange traits. Aside from slight corrosion, the body showed no anomalous properties.
Analysis: Most researchers have theorized that the specimen's anomalous liquid consists of what we can assume to possibly be a modified variation of water, designed to allow SCP-XXXX to survive in the air but others believe SCP-XXXX may have originated from a different solar system or a different plane of existence entirely. There is no proof for neither of these theories being true, however.
Test SCP-XXXX-F - ██/██/07
Procedure: A way of extracting the substance without risk of harming SCP-XXXX has been discovered. The substance will be left in a small container with a temperature of 0 degrees Celsius.
Results: The anomalous substance had converted into a frozen ice chunk, however, tests with this ice as shown that the water molecules are too dense and is incapable of floating on the surface if submerged in water due to it being too dense.
Analysis: Researchers have begun to theorize that SCP-XXXX takes in moisture absorbed from the air which is then tampered or combined with an undiscovered substance that appears to drastically modify the water in order for it to meet the circumstances required for SCP-XXXX to thrive. This would explain why SCP-XXXX falls to the ground and is unable to breath when placed in water. SCP-XXXX is not capable of absorbing such large portions of water, even a little mist, which leads to a panicked state, were SCP-XXXX is so overwhelmed from the water, SCP-XXXX is unable to concentrate on things such as swimming or taking in water and collapses onto the floor. SCP-XXXX will then begin to suffocate due to the lack of breathable substance SCP-XXXX needs to stay alive.
Test SCP-XXXX-G - ██/██/08
Procedure: Small portions of the unknown substance extracted from SCP-XXXX's chamber will be left in separate cases with various materials for a 7 day period.
Results: All of the instances of the anomalous substance had either evaporated, dissolved, or were displaced by unknown methods within the first 24 hours. Metals showed light signs of corrosion. Stones had shown a slightly darker color as well as lights signs of corrosion. Water seemed to have increased in volume and pH. Other materials had either created a biohazardous liquid/gas, showed signs of corrosion or were not affected.
Analysis: Researchers have concluded that the substance SCP-XXXX exerts is slightly corrosive to most solids and can create highly lethal gases and liquids when exposed to a large variety of substances. Containment procedures may have to be updated to counter these long-term effects.
Addendum XXXX-2: SCP-XXXX was discovered in the year 2003 when multiple reports of a fish swimming in the air and recent casualties caused by suffocation in ██████, ██. A local agent, (█████ ███████) embedded into the police station went to investigate. About 5 days later █████ ███████, reported to have found and manage to temporarily capture the anomaly causing the reports. MTF Gamma-5 ("Red Herrings") were sent in to eliminate all suspicions of SCP-XXXX as well as cover up the 4 deaths linked to SCP-XXXX. Class-C amnestics were applied to all civilian witnesses. SCP-XXXX was then later transferred to Site-██ and later moved to Site-██, Where it now currently resides.
SIDE NOTES: [Please ignore this if your not the author]
Sources: http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-7363712/hi-making-a-aquatic-ish-scp-and-need-to-know-some-names-for#post-3957369
https://www.flickr.com/photos/wvutech/14845344724/in/photolist-e9absS-MbsRCL-n5hP1H-GzW6qB-JDzGJG-JXomBx-HTF8DJ-ARkV7J-JVAuV-JVfMxd-9HJLwn-oBQgMo-UnxaU7-px7tVt-H2UxEj-KcgC9V-MgFPDb-J94D1B-JXvkBx-J8VWsM-J8USaS-JV8Dib-K2hApf-JV8zyN
Helpers: http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-7396466/just-finished-up-on-my-latest-scp-would-like-to-hear-thought#post-3964420
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within the garage of SCP-XXXX-1. During the ██th of [REDACTED], SCP-XXXX is to have its wheels removed and deflated, the garage is to be sealed shut and must be monitored through cameras and audio surveillance for analysis. MTF Mu-13 ("Ghostbusters") is to be held on standby in case SCP-XXXX attempts to breach containment. Any changes in SCP-XXXX's schedule and behavior should be reported and documented immediately. The street SCP-XXXX-1 resides on has been purchased and fenced off to the public and is now Site-89. Any new changes in the quality of decorations, furnishing, or appearance of SCP-XXXX-1 is to be reported immediately. If any suspicion or knowledge of SCP-XXXX or SCP-XXXX-1 is reported MTF Gamma-5 ("Red Herrings") is to be sent to clear up any suspicion linked the objects as well as remove any evidence they may hold. Access to SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 requires level 3 Clarence, testing with SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 requires permission from 2 level 4 personnel. Any testing done on the ██th of [REDACTED] requires O5 approval.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a black 1969 Buick Sports Wagon, its interior quality depends on the current date as it will deteriorate over the course of the year, gaining alcohol and vomit stains overtime, resetting back to a clean and new condition after the ██th of [REDACTED]. Any damage done to SCP-XXXX is usually repaired over the course of a week frequent swearing can be heard during this process of repair source of the swearing is unknown. The keys to SCP-XXXX have not been found and attempts to jumpstart or recreate the key have failed. It has been concluded that SCP-XXXX cannot be driven. SCP-XXXX cannot be moved to any other site or location, as it will reappear back inside the garage of SCP-XXXX-1 a day later.
SCP-XXXX-1 is a 146.3 square meter size house located in the suburbs of ██████████. Similar to SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX-1's inside items, objects, decorations, and furniture will change and deteriorate in overall quality, resetting back to an organized and clean state after the ██th of [REDACTED]. Seasonal decorations such as a Christmas tree will appear in the living room of SCP-XXXX-1 on the 7th of December and will be removed on 2nd of January, and 2 Jack o' Lanterns will appear on the front porch on the 23rd of October and later be removed on the 13th of November. 2 months prior to the ██th of [REDACTED] arguing can be heard coming from the kitchen between a male voice and female of unknown age. The main topic of most of these arguments being "The baby" or "Your problem" arguments that occur a week before the ██th of [REDACTED]
The full log of events during the ██th of [REDACTED] is located in Addendum XXXX-1
This event can be stopped if SCP-XXXX is blocked or damaged in a manner that prevents it from moving. However, SCP-XXXX has begun adapting, and has started driving much faster when it gets out as well as repairing damage at a drastically quicker rate. It had managed to outmaneuver foundation cars when they have attempted to pop its tires. SCP-XXXX gets faster, more aggressive and harder to stop each year. But when SCP-XXXX finally finishes its process it will revert back to a more slower and easier to contain state.
Addendum XXXX-1:
On the ██th of [REDACTED], SCP-XXXX becomes active. SCP-XXXX will start its engine and begin to drive to the nearest bar, When SCP-XXXX arrives, SCP-XXXX will park and sit still for exactly 3 hours. SCP-XXXX will then start its engine again and begin to drive back to SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX will drive in a more disoriented and delirious state, frequently speeding through red lights and being incapable of staying inside the lines of the lane. when one the, SCP-XXXX will make a sharp turn into the woods, crashing into the tree. A faint male voice will state that it can't do anything right and cry for exactly 12 minutes until getting back onto the road and continue on its way to SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX will re-enter the garage of SCP-XXXX-1 and park. If nobody is inside the house, then intense sobbing can be heard. If any female over the age of 16 is inside the house during this time they will be molested by an unknown entity and then severely beaten, the entity will then go to the upstairs small bedroom and begin mumbling to the bed, the female will be sent into a trance, walking to the downstairs closet and grabbing a loaded shotgun, and proceeding to the upstairs small bedroom The male figure will turn around screaming and running at the female as she shoots. Then the cycle resets.
Addendum XXXX-2: SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 was discovered in 1993 when a resident had reported hearing a gunshot from the house across the street. The woman residing in SCP-XXXX-1, Margret ███████ was claiming that she was being haunted and was possessed by a demon to shot the gun. The SCP Foundation was notified of this claim and began an investigation. Unfortunately, an interview could not be scheduled with Ms. ███████, as she had committed suicide while under the local police custody. It was previously thought to have been influenced by SCP-XXXX but the source was later discovered to have been done by Margret herself. The SCP Foundation then bought the street SCP-XXXX-1 resides on, paying 200$ to residents for the inconvenience.
Addendum XXXX-2: SCRAPPED: It just feels like a copy and paste of my interview in SCP-3927 I want this to be different but I just can't find a way to make it different so, for now, it's not going to be in.
Interviewed: Margret ███████
Interviewer: Dr. Tillmann
Foreword: Margret ███████ was temporarily detained by the SCP Foundation in order to figure out if this incident was truly caused by an anomalous source.
<Begin Log>
Margret ███████: Where am I? Who are you? Is this the police department?
Dr. Tillmann: That is none of your concern right now. Ms. ███████, I would like to hear your entire experience inside that house and any other strange things that may have happened.
Margret ███████: Uhh… Ok. So I had finally saved up enough money to get out of my apartment and live in a house on my own. When I first came to the place it seems to be in pretty good, everything was nice and in great condition and the best part was that the previous family had left a lot of stuff behind! It was also pretty cheap so I couldn't resist.
Dr. Tillmann: Then what?
Margret ███████: The first few months were weird, I opened the fridge and for some reason, it was already full of food! I assumed it was my lucky day so I dug in, but I don't think that was food, I could smash it and cook it and taste it but for some reason it never satisfied my hunger, I little while later the food that I had eaten reappeared in the refrigerator same position and everything, a few weeks later I decided to put sticky notes marking real food and fake food. I opened the garage and it turns out someone left their car in there! I looked for a license plate but couldn't find one. I look for the keys all over the house and didn't find anything. I called a tow truck to tow it out but the next day they called back saying that someone stole it. I looked in my garage AND IT WAS THERE! I started freaking out but I assumed if I called the cops they would think I'm crazy and send me to a madhouse, so I kept quiet
Dr. Tillmann: Any changes that you noticed over time?
Margret ███████: Yeah, that car started looking more and more crapier, the refrigerator got full of more beer and microwave dinner, and a bunch of stains that I don't remember appeared.
Dr. Tillmann: Huh, are you sure you weren't taking any drugs?
Margret ███████: I swear.
Dr. Tillmann: Alright, continue.
Margret ███████: The TV would turn on at random, usually it was either on some kids channel or it was on a horror movie only channel, depending on the time. The bathroom door would randomly lock from time to time, I had to bust down the door sometimes. And probably the most creepy thing that happened was when I'm sleeping, I would wake up and see a black figure staggering toward my bed but I would always fall back asleep when it got to the foot of the bed. It was at this moment I had realized that this interview sounded almost exactly like the one I helped make in SCP-3927. I wanted to do something unique for my first solo project, not just copy and paste what I've done before but change the theme. Unless I can figure out a way to not make this interview not sound like a lazy knock-off of the SCP-3927 interview, this interview is going to be scrapped.
Dr. Tillmann:
Margret ███████:
Dr. Tillmann:
<End Log>
Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]
Addendum XXXX-3:
Addendum XXXX-4: Event log
Addendum XXXX-5: changes
Addendum XXXX-6: Upon further research, it appears that Margret is not the only person to have been affected by SCP-XXXX. Previous shooting incidents caused by SCP-XXXX are listed below:
-The First event had taken place in 1973
SIDE NOTES: [Please ignore this if your not the author]
Helpers: http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-7491093/alcoholic-car
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Item #: SCP-ISSUE #143-J
Object Class: Safe Uncontained Keter Uncontained Keter Unconained Keter Uncontained Keter Uncontained Keter Uncontained Neutrilized Uncontained Keter Uncontained Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-ISSUE #143-J cannot be contained for any period over 4 months, at that point SCP-ISSUE #143-J will breach containment at random after being in containment for 4 months or more. The longest time SCP-ISSUE #143 has lasted in containment was for 15 months and then escaped containment using [REDACTED]. If SCP-ISSUE #143-J breaches containment, all guards and response teams are not to engage with SCP-ISSUE #143-J. After SCP-ISSUE #143-J successfully breaches containment, 2 personnel or more are to wait outside Site-██ and alert Dr. ████████████ if SCP-ISSUE #143-J-1 appears with SCP-ISSUE #143-J in restraints. SCP-ISSUE #1-J must be released from containment, as SCP-ISSUE #143-J is capable of locating SCP-ISSUE #1-J and will always be drawn to the entity. SCP-ISSUE #1-J will then be beaten by SCP-ISSUE #143-J and will flee, about 2-48 hours later, SCP-ISSUE #143-J will commit a crime, drawing in SCP-ISSUE #1-J. SCP-ISSUE #1-J will then recontain SCP-ISSUE #143-J and will literally throw him into the local jail
Description: SCP-ISSUE #143-J is a large male humanoid that appears to have severe obesity. SCP-ISSUE #143-J wears a large suit composed of a previously unknown material, now classified as Jouhanishabombonite. SCP-ISSUE #143-J is incapable from recovering from its obesity, as it exclaims frequently that an accident made him permanently obese
SCP-ISSUE #143-J is completely immune to any physical force related harm and is capable of reflecting projectiles off its chest completely unharmed. SCP-ISSUE #143-J has a infohazard causes documents related to the SCP-ISSUE #143-J have unnecessary details and random footnotes acting as suggestions to readers by a man referred to as "Pan Gee" SCP-ISSUE #143-J is seemingly unaware of this and claims to have no knowledge of this person all searches to locate the writer credited in the footnotes have failed.
Addendum SCP-ISSUE #143-J-1: SCP-ISSUE #143-J was discovered when banks in California were being robbed by what a large portion of authorities referred to as "an indestructible fat fuck" unfortunately, no MTF was capable of containing SCP-ISSUE #143-J. SCP-ISSUE #143-J-1 later appeared and after a 3 hour battle, SCP-ISSUE #143-J-1 knocked SCP-ISSUE #143-J unconscious using a stone pillar. Witnesses that were questioned about this event claim that this was a normal thing that happened every month. Some witnesses claimed that there are more hostile anomalous humanoids similar to SCP-ISSUE #143-J that SCP-ISSUE #143-J-1 have contained
Interviewed: SCP-ISSUE #143-J
Interviewer: Dr. █████
Foreword: Place: [REDACTED] Time: ██:██ What's about to happen: The Stupendous Clownfish Person's New AWESOME Nemesis (The Unstoppable Blobfish) is currently being interviewed by the authorities and will soon reveal his SURPRISING backstory! -Pan Gee Following SCP-ISSUE #143-J was first contained by SCP-ISSUE #143-J-1, an interview was scheduled with SCP-ISSUE #143-J
<Begin Log>
Dr. █████: SCP-ISSUE #143-J are you ready to answer questions?
SCP-ISSUE #143-J: I don't know, are you going to call me by my actual name?
Dr. █████: SCP-ISSUE #143-J, First off: "The Unstoppable Blobfish" is not your actual name. Second off: You haven't told us your real name, and until you do that we are going to continue calling you SCP-ISSUE #143-J understood SCP-ISSUE #143-J?
SCP-ISSUE #143-J: Fine.
Dr. █████: So. Uhhhh… aside from being super fat and impenetrable, what other powers or abilities do you have?
SCP-ISSUE #143-J: I'm strong, powerful, surprisingly fast, and better than Clownfish Person!
Dr. █████: Ok, any personality traits?
SCP-ISSUE #143-J: I like to 'clobba Clownfish Person!
Dr. █████: That doesn't count as a personality trait. Also, who is this Clownfish person you keep talking about?
SCP-ISSUE #143-J:
SCP-ISSUE #143-J: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
Dr. █████: Alright, we'll get back to that later I guess. How did you get your abilities?
SCP-ISSUE #143-J: HA! I'LL NEVER TELL YOU!
Dr. █████: [sighs] SCP-ISSUE #143-J WE HAVEN'T MADE ANY PROGRESS IN FIGURING OUT ANYTHING ABOUT YOU! COMPLY OR WE WILL HAVE TO FORCE THIS INFORMATION OUT OF YOU.
SCP-ISSUE #143-J: Stop talking like that. Also, it's improbable to harm me so good luck with that. HA! He knows nothing about me! He doesn't know that really I was Danny Kalister: A crook who was robbing a McRonald's factory and was thrown into a pit of radioactive cholesterol by the superhero they call Snakeman! Therefore making me not only super fat, but also super strong, and invulnerable! I then flew to California to rob some casinos and banks! And then I encountered my arch-nemesis: "The Stupendous Clownfish Person" I defeated him the first encounter, but then he came back and defeated me! And now I'm here with this simpleton who has no idea I'm about to break out of here and get my revenge on Clownfish Person!
Dr. █████: You do know you just said that out lo— AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SCP-ISSUE #143 begins to breach its containment]
[Away from the microphone, sounds of screaming followed by a loud sound of what is assumed to be Dr. █████ bones breaking]
SCP-ISSUE #143-J: SAY IT! SAY BLOBFISH!!!!!!!
Dr. █████: THAT NAME DOESN'T WORK! BLOBFISH ARE ONLY BLOBS BECAUSE ON THE SURFACE THE EXTRA FAT THEY USE TO RESIST WATER PRESSURE IS NO LONGER BEING KEPT IN SO IT EXPANDS AND LOOKS LIKE A BLOB!!!! IN THE DEEP OCEAN THEY ARE PERFECTLY NORMAL FISH!!! IT DOESN"T WORK!!!! OOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
SCP-ISSUE #143-J: STOP BEING AN EGGHEAD AND SAY BLOBFISH!!!
Dr. █████: IT'S A STUPID NAME!!!! NEVER!!!!!
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Audio was later cut out after SCP-ISSUE #143-J had thrown Dr. █████ downwards into the ground, breaking the table as well as all recording equipment on the table. Dr. █████ sustained fatal injuries but survived. After 20 minutes, SCP-ISSUE #143-J escaped exclaiming aloud at a decibel level of what personnel believed to be around 135 that he will have his revenge on SCP-ISSUE #143-J-1 and knows exactly how to do it. There were no casualties, even though the human body cannot handle the amount of force SCP-ISSUE #143-J had exerted on personnel. 2 days later SCP-ISSUE #143-J was recontained by SCP-ISSUE #143-J-1 a day later.
Incident Log-ISSUE #143-7-J (NOT GOING TO BE INCLUDED IN FINAL DRAFT SO YOU SHOULD IGNORE IT PLEASE):
>SCP-ISSUE #143-J breaches containment by an unknown method with the help of an anomalous humanoid referring to itself as "The Shark" (Here on referred to as SCP-ISSUE #149-J) who wants to make a "Supervillain Team" using "SCP-ISSUE #1-J's most powerful foes" SCP-ISSUE #143-J agreed and escaped with SCP-ISSUE #149-J.
>SCP-ISSUE #1-J was released from containment
>SCP-ISSUE #1-J was believed to have been killed in the fight but was later revealed SCP-ISSUE #1-J had managed to flee from the anomalous group before taking any lethal damage.
>2 Weeks later, the group started an attack on [REDACTED] High School. The reason for this attack is unknown.
>SCP-ISSUE #1-J reappears and begins to combat the group, Randomly insulting his opponents.
>About 6 minutes into the fight, a nearby female bystander is killed in the cross-fire of "Mr. Stingray's" SCP-ISSUE #123-J's poisonous liquid. SCP-ISSUE #1-J had attempted to prevent this by jumping in the way but had overshot, allowing for the student to be hit causing massive corrosive damage to the body, melting her entirely, even though corrosion at that kind of speed and that scale is impossible. SCP-ISSUE #1-J was extremely angered by this and exclaimed a loud "no" before grabbing "Mr. Stingray" and tossing him into a brick wall followed by a quick dropkick.
>SCP-ISSUE #1-J uses the group's abilities against them, knocking out the anomalous humanoids 1 by 1. Until only SCP-ISSUE #143-J and SCP-ISSUE #179-J remain
>SCP-ISSUE #143-J is knocked out via throwing a 15-ton bus. SCP-ISSUE #179-J states that all of the other members of the group are useless and can't do anything right. Although recordings of the fight reveal that SCP-ISSUE #179-J had only thrown 4-5 punches and for the rest of the fight shouting commands at its allies.
>The fight lasted twice as long as the encounter with the group. As SCP-ISSUE #179-J exerted unexpected strength and abilities previously unknown to both SCP-ISSUE #1-J and the Foundation.
>Eventually SCP-ISSUE #1-J had managed to knockout SCP-ISSUE #1-J followed by more punches. SCP-ISSUE #1-J stopped stating out loud that this isn't right, tied SCP-ISSUE #179-J up, and left him and the other group members by the Site-██.
>Afterwards, SCP-ISSUE #1-J stopped this incident log from being in the final draft because it sucks and should be in SCP-ISSUE #1-J's dossier instead lol. (Which I might not even make so……)
"Quack." -DaveyTheDuck
This dummy actually thinks he can make a good SCP. But it turns out that he sucks. That doesn't stop him from trying over and over again as well as flaming himself on his bio and being aware of it and then being aware that he's aware of it, etc. making this the most meta biography of all time.
He's also an actual duck which explains why everything he makes is ducking stupid.
Stuff he's Officially made: SCP-3927 (Collab with Zyn), and that's it (>~<).
Per 
