David_91 - "The Stalker"

Item #: SCP-044-J

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-044-J is contained and sedated in Chamber [DATA REDACTED] Warehouse B were it is confined to a 16 meter x 16 meter mirror maze. The maze's walls must be rearranged daily via mechanical means to reduce the risk of interactions with SCP-044-J and prevent it from becoming aware of its own reflection.

Description:

SCP-044-J is a humanoid creature with crooked arms and legs and semi-human behaviors such as viewing anime¹ and ███████ to it. When SCP-044-J makes eye contact with any living creature it will instantaneously begin chasing after it. Once it is about an arm's length from the creature, SCP-044-J will elongate one of its limbs and grab the creature at which point it will ███████ the being and murder it².

SCP-044-J can only be contained if it is under constant distraction, lest the creature try and figure out a way out of the facility. The best way to achieve this is by confining the creature in a mirror maze at which point SCP-044-J will endlessly chase its own reflection to no avail.

Behavioral Patterns:

Though the creature can survive for what currently seems like a never ending amount of time without food or drink, every morning from 6:09 AM to 6:10 AM, SCP-044-J will curl up in a ball and start making what our top scientist can only define as "weird low tuned pleasure noises"³. Any type of wound afflicted to SCP-044-J will be healed from this 6:09 to 6:10 period which makes our research team believe that SCP-044-J is invulnerable to any sort of human weaponry.

During some of the tests performed on SCP-044-J our research division has noted some weird behaviors when it is given certain objects. For example, if SCP-044-J comes in contact with an object of low temperature — such as a cold water bottle — it will proceed to heat up the object with its ███████ until the object changes its state of matter.

When SCP-044-J received an MP3 player from one of our scientists it miraculously began scrolling through the songs. If at any point it encountered an audio of an anime opening, SCP-044-J would start secreting a strange ███████ which reached the same toxicity levels as 300mg of arsenic. Once SCP-044-J came across the "The price is right" theme song however it suddenly began yelping in pain and crashed against the walls. For fear of SCP-044-J accidentally breaking down the mirror maze and causing havoc, the MP3 player was remotely detonated⁴. When questioned about the MP3 player incident Dr. Ivonne B. Loski had this to say:

"Look man, I was just minding my own business when wouldn't you know, Brad comes in and says: "hey B-los, what you listening to, nickel back?" and I'm like — hey what the hell man! Just because I like listening to "Niko Niko Ni"⁵ doesn't mean you have to make a big deal about it! — but then he grabs my iPod and just tosses it through the SCP's sedation gas tube. Then he starts playing with it and all that crap and then when he hears the price is right, the damned creatures starts screeching like crazy and then it starts ██████████████. Finally, Jeremy comes in and says: "Sorry man, you gotta do what you gotta do" and then my damn MP3 just gets blown to bits all because of Brad being such an █████. In fact, the SCP foundation shouldn't even be able to put any EXPLOSIVES in any of our devices! And while I'm at it, I say we fire Brad, that idiot just comes in and ruins what you're doing everyti—⁶

Additional Notes

Part of the research team is starting to believe that SCP-044-J is what's called a "normie"⁷ because it emits the same type of "weird low tuned pleasure noises" when presented some old internet images with captions on the top and bottom of the image. Granted, this might not be because SCP-044-J is a normie but rather because it finds the formation of white text on the top and bottom of an image satisfying. There are also some rumors that SCP-044-J chants the words "How do you do fellow kids?" and "I now know the way" which mostly perplexes our scientists as to what the meaning of it is.

Another rumor going about is that SCP-044-J enjoys watching people sleep. Professor Robert E. O. claims that the creature was ███████ whilst watching him sleep through a small gap in the ventilation ducts. Whether the creature was simply hungry or Robert was just hallucinating we may never know.

All that remains certain is that SCP-044-J is quite the force to be reckoned with and should be treated with great care.

Footnotes

1. Anime is a really weird form of cartoons first popularized in Japan

2. We have had to stop running tests on SCP-044-J's behavior when encountering other non-plant beings because its actions were too gruesome, so much that any scientists who have viewed it have thrown up

3. We have already had to send 12 researchers and professors home after they heard this highly disturbing noise and over half of them claim that they still have nightmares about that very sound every single night

4. Man, I love our new remote detonation system so much!

5. God, why is Ivonne so darn weird?!

6. He then proceeds to talk about why Brad is bad and other irrelevant pieces of information

7. after some further research it turns out that a normie is someone who really doesn't get memes of the modern era… like me