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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is kept in the low-security containment wing at Site-77. Personnel with Level-3 clearance or higher may utilize SCP-XXXX at the discretion of the Site Director. Usage of SCP-XXXX is not to exceed twenty minutes. Any personnel utilizing SCP-XXXX must complete two pages of basic arithmetic problems before and after use.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a stationary exercise bicycle. The slogan "Get Pumped" is painted on the side in bright red letters.

SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects manifest when the bicycle is ridden. While a subject is riding SCP-XXXX, they will neither tire nor experience muscle wear.

Test A - 7/21/19██

Subject: D-13741
Procedure: Subject instructed to ride SCP-XXXX until instructed otherwise.
Results: Subject complained of headache after two minutes. Headache worsened over time. Test terminated after 6 minutes.
Analysis:

Test B - Date

Subject: D-13954, a high school dropout **
Procedure: Subject used SCP-XXXX for ten minutes a day for 2 months.**
Results: Subject displayed an increased aptitude for mathematics
Analysis:**

Addendum: On 5/20/20██, Assistant Researcher Livesey was found unconscious in SCP-XXXX's containment chamber, having suffered a stroke. When questioned, Dr. Livesey admitted that he had neglected the arithmetic problems due to frustration, saying that he "was so close to cracking what makes ████ tick," and "just needed that little extra boost." Dr. Livesey made a full recovery and has been reprimanded and demoted.

Remember this thing works like any other exercise machine, and that means you have to stretch. Getting a cramp sucks, but it's ten times worse when it's in your brain. -Dr W███