A waste of fucking time.

Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Euclid Explained

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be held within a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-19s C-Wing. Heat-treated panels, pressurized fire retardant dispensers, and on watch personnel with rotary, 5-hour shifts, are to be maintained per standard.

Description: A 15-year-old female, SCP-XXXX is 5'3 and 134kg. Hair primally dyed black. Eyes blue, skin tone fair. No more unusual characteristics traits to be specified.

Addendum: SCP-XXXX was recovered from the burned remains of an Orphanage in Leachard, Oregan. Acting as the sole survivor of the event. SCP-XXXX upon first contact with foundation personnel claimed to have burned down the establishment. As a result, SCP-XXXX was placed into Foundation custody for further study and investigation. It is unconfirmed but theorized that SCP-XXXX is capable of pyrokinetic output. That said, all forms and manner of initiating with SCP-XXXXs anomalous traits have met with failure. Alternative research methods of allotting with SCP-XXXXs innate state is still underway.

Hello Dr. Rose: You have (1) new message(s)

Response MEMO

Interview Log 123-A4

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Interviewed: Dr. Sophia Light

Interviewer:

Foreword:

<Begin Log, [optional time info]>

Interviewer: SCP-XXXX, hello, my name is Sophia Light.

Person: H-Hi…?

Interviewer: Nervous?

SCP-XXXX: Sorta?

Dr. Light: Would you perfer it if I spoke to you by your first name?

SCP-XXXX: Yes please! My name is Patricia Armstrong!

Dr. Light: Okay…? Patricia… as I said ealier, my name is Sophia Light. I have questions for you, and depending on what you say, a proposition.

SCP-XXXX: …thank you…

Dr. Light: I didn't say anything yet…

SCP-XXXX: Oh okay. Please talk…

Dr. Light: Concerning your origins, your days at the orphanage. What were those like for—

SCP-XXXX: Horrible! They locked me in the basement!

Dr. Light: Huh?

SCP-XXXX: Sobbing.

Dr. Light: Why… did they do that?

SCP-XXXX: Because they thought that the devil had already got ahold of me, and saw that it was for the best of everyone if I wasn't around. They also wouldn't buy me a tablet!

Dr. Light: …

SCP-XXXX: And the doctors… they would drain me of their blood and use it in their rituals! I was always afraid of the boys… they would always hit on me and objectify my body.

Dr. Light: …

SCP-XXXX: They would make me swallow razor blades, and because I could regenerate, they cornered me and beat me by the stairwell then threw me off the roof. They also burned all my text books.

Dr. Light: …How… are you alive?

SCP-XXXX: I'm immortal, my father was satan and my mother was Beelzebub.

Dr. Light: …

SCP-XXXX: Why are you looking at me like that?

Dr. Light: Wow… this was a waste of time…

Person: H-How could you!? I told you about my tragic, super depressing life story! And you're just!

<End Log, [optional time info]>

Closing Statement: What the actual hell? Is teenage angst an SCP? We aren't keeping this here are we? I can't see the reason for interviewing the subject.

To: Dr. Sophia Light

~05-6

To: 05-6

From: Dr. Sophia Light

Why are you guys getting involved? How did this even happen with the resources we had available?

Unknown Client:

To: Dr. Sophia Light

From: Anonymous Rose

Not every system is flawless. Slip-ups like this happen from time to time. It'll be resolved soon. Just give us time to sort out the legal issues. The attorney we've got is reopening the case.

To: Anonymous Rose

From: Dr. Sophia Light

And who are you? What attorney?

To: Dr. Sophia Light

From: Anonymous Rose

A member of my division has links to the attorney general role. There's nothing wrong with the skip XD. Hubristic nature of this council prevents them from making any sense in admittance to their mistakes with so much caution they barely notice when they lose by default. In other words there fucking retards.

To: Anonymous Rose

From: Dr. Sophia Light

Yeah, that's nice. But who are you?

To: Dr. Sophia Light

From: Anonymous Rose

I don't think I'd be able to tell you, without you being amnestied, or the risk. Sorry about that. Just know I am on your side. Then again that might just happen anyway.

To: Anonymous Rose

From: Dr. Sophia Light

How are you on our side? You're clearly talking to me already, I'm not already?

To: Dr. Sophia Light

From: Anonymous Rose

No. You're not a threat, yet. I see change pretty easy. My utilitarian inevitabalis relies on that. Of course, in the end, someone always has to lose for the sake of peace. Without a challenge, there would be no point in the risks we take in a comfort rich life we learn from nothing, still, it is an accomplishment we can't afford to lose because even from that there is so much more to learn.

To: Anonymous Rose

From: Dr. Sophia Light

You let them use you!? Why?!

To: Dr. Sophia Light

From: Anonymous Rose

Exactly I choose. Every human being is solely responsible for their actions because we choose who we are. Dullness. You can only sustain the high of inspiration for so long until, naturally, the human mind will acclimate, will harden against even the most beautiful of images. Only a few who know the true price of sacrifice can know this. Therefore, by that delusion, I have meaning. So I really want you to get back to work. I'll be leaving you now. I'll show up soon to deal with this.

CLIENT LOST

Interview Log 8456-DS1

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Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr.Clef

Foreword: Attempt to engage SCP-XXXXs Anomolous features.

<Begin Log>

Dr. Clef: SCP-XXXX, hello, my name is Sophia Light.

SCP-XXXX: Hoi.

Dr. Clef: I heard you're pretty good with flames

SCP-XXXX: …I try, but recently… my powers have receded

Dr. Clef: Huh.

SCP-XXXX: Please! Can you help me!?

Dr. Clef: Sure?

SCP-XXXX: I need a few things.

Dr. Clef: Like what?

SCP-XXXX: A pot to boil bones in urine, within a closed vessel!!

Dr. Clef: Whatever… fine.

SCP-XXXX: And some water!

Dr. Clef: Whelp here you go.

(SCP-XXXX composes formula with items given. Puddle on the ground ignites as water makes contact with the solution.)

SCP-XXXX: Behold my powers!

Dr. Clef: Yeeeeeah no.

<End Log>

Closing Statement: I'm at a loss for words. You all thought a Skip who found out the composition for greek fire had an anomalous trait? Well me being around, and for this disproves that fact. Petition for SCP-XXXXs' removal from the database.

To: Dr. Alto Clef.

Request to admonish SCP-XXXX from the archive has been reviewed and summarily denied. SCP-XXXX has initially shown knowledge in activities relating to pyrotechnics And the event should come as no surprise.

~05-6

To: 05-6

From: Dr. Alto Clef

The hell are you talking about?! It says nowhere that this thing shows any knowledge of what the fuck it just did!!

Unknown Client:

To: Dr. Alto Clef

From: Anonymous Rose

I wouldn't bother. Their trying so hard to hide their mistakes, it's embarrassing. Then again, their humans too, so give them some time. Don't argue back, you'll lose your standing. Fighting back is not the option here.

To: Anonymous Rose

From: Dr. Alto Clef

What in the— Who are you? What do you mean I'll lose my standing? Shit? Are you one of these weed-smoking gamers? Am I gonna have to Leave my office!?

To: Dr. Alto Clef

From: Anonymous Rose

I'm with the foundation. I'm the one who has to clean up this mess. And sit your ass down, doing anything for a retarded situation like this is a little overkill.

To: B. S Anonymous Rose

From: Dr. Alto Clef

You got 45 seconds before I locate your proxy signal and kick your ass. What's happening exactly?

To: Dr. Alto Clef

From: B. S Anonymous Rose

Your not wrong. There's nothing wrong with the skip, actually, there is but it's nothing the outer legal system can't deal with. It's all a matter of

To: B. S Anonymous Rose

From: Dr. Alto Clef

Then what? We're pulling off anyone from—Hey quick question, you a male or female?

To: Dr. Alto Clef

From: B. S Anonymous Rose

How is that even relevant. Look, this was a slip-up. A bad and casual one that needs fixing every time they think they can " Pull it off". Your the one who now lives in a world where now, every lie comes true.

To: B. S Anonymous Rose

From: Dr. Alto Clef

You have a permanent user ID I can message you by? Also for when we meet in person. If you're a chick, bad news, you won't last. But hey, you got to talk to the coolest researcher in the—

To: Dr. Alto Clef

From: B. S Anonymous Rose

What in the damn hell? Boi. I know what you're doing, I can see right through your bull shit, stop testing me. I've already been shown to be competent at my job. They on the other hand — are mostly competent. — until their not. Mostly your stand-in for me, sorry about that. Also, I would refrain from dating any women, not cause you to know, your bad with them, but like you clearly have a bad past with them. Sort yourself out first. No offense.

To: B. S Anonymous Rose

From: Dr. Alto Clef

How the fuck…? So you're not just stationed here?

To: Dr. Alto Clef

From: B. S Anonymous Rose

The rest is classified. I'm busy. Work to do. Good job. Tell Sophia Light I said the same. You put up with way to much crap from them and I'm really sorry. I'll handle things from here.

To: B. S Anonymous Rose

From: Dr. Alto Clef

Hold on now I'm being serious, do you have a Social media outside of work?

To: Dr. Alto Clef

From: B. S Anonymous Rose

No? That would be unprofessional also, I don't like social media anyway.

To: B. S Anonymous Rose

From: Dr. Alto Clef

Wanna go out for lunch? Hey, hows this joke: Are you a library book cause I'm checking you out.

To: Dr. Alto Clefferson

From: B. S Anonymous Rose

No. This conversation is over. Who am I talking to now? The name is different.

To: B. S Anonymous Rose

From: Dr. Alto Clef

So wait is your name B.S like Bull shit because you take none of it. Or does it stand for Big sister? Blue socks?

To: Dr. Alto Clef

From: B. S Anonymous Rose

You were the last person I wanted to encounter, but I have to descale this somehow…

To: B. S Anonymous Rose

From: Dr. Alto Clef

No you don't I hacked Clef. If we had six toes how would shoes be different? Do you think it's odd how when we go up to the sink the dishes haven't already washed themselves?

To: Dr. Alto Clef

From: B. S Anonymous Rose

…. What?

To: B. S Anonymous Rose and Dr. Bright.

From: Dr. Alto Clef

Bright if you don't get off my line I'll-—Nah, I wanna talk to the hottie you got here. Sup baby girl.

B. S Anonymous Rose has left the server

To: Dr. Bright

From: Dr. Clef

…. Sup baby girl? The fuck was that?

To: Dr. Clef

From: Dr. Bright

SHIT! Did I come off too much of a fuck boy? Dang, it! Gotta do this again, Clef I need your merits.

To: Dr. Bright

From: Dr. Clef

…. you're asking ME for advice? Why do you want this one so bad?

To: Dr. Clef

From: Dr. Bright

When you know you know! Help a guy out will, yuh?

To: Dr. Bright

From: Dr. Clef

I won't steer you wrong… you seem hell-bent, let the devil show you the way.

Interview log 5567-GH7

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Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr.Rose

Foreword: Initiating of SCP-XXXXs removal from Archive.

<Begin Log>

Dr. Rose: SCP-XXXX, you're free to go. We've found you a home.

SCP-XXXX: Huh… but the people around me said I'd have to stay here. I'm dangerous.

Dr. Rose: No doubt. But your not what you want everyone to believe. You can't stay here. Your wasting resources.

SCP-XXXX: Wasting resources!? I'll burn this room to the ground!!

Dr. Rose: Go ahead I'll wait.

[Cameras capture SCP-XXXX performing some kind of ritualistic dance. Nothing occurs as a result.]

SCP-XXXX: In 5 minutes things will start blowing up!

[5 minutes pass. Time cut for brevity.]

Dr. Rose: Okay.

SCP-XXXX: Did I say 5 minutes. I meant 10!

SCP-XXXX: 30 minutes!

Dr. Rose: Okay. Your wasting everyone's time. Time to go. Let's move.

SCP-XXXX: NEVER!

SCP-XXXX: OR I'LL KILL YOU!!!

Dr. Rose: Yeah, yeah, like the orphanage you burned down. That's why you're going to big boy jail.

SCP-XXXX: But you said you found me a home!

Dr. Rose: PFFFT. I didn't say where.

SCP-XXXX: There were no survivors. You can't know this!

Dr. Rose: I don't fucking care. You can't just burn down an orphanage and expect special treatment. And theres always a version of this event that occurred, where there was a witness, you can't hide the truth forever. That's the truth, you can't hide it, so I might as well address it — in a fun way.

SCP-XXXXX: I AM PATRIIICIA ARMSTORNG! I AM THE DAUGHTER OF SATAN!! I WILL SEND YOU TO HELL!!

Dr. Rose: No you won't. You can't do shit. Your a sad little girl with mental issues. Sit your ass down or get paralyzed.

SCP-XXXX: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE——

Audio Video parameters pick up Dr. Alto Clef kicking in the door to the interview cell.

Dr. Bright: Bacon bits! Down on the ground, bitch!

Dr. Rose: What the friggity frack!? This is my case now! Put your gun away I can pin her down!

Dr. Bright: Don't tell me you can handle a skip with your bare hands.

Dr. Rose: I can! She's not even a skip, she's just a whiney, sociopathic orphan! Also what the fuck are you even doing in here? How did you get my—

Dr. Bright: You lied. You would be here.

Dr. Rose: Dude chill. what do you want?

SCP-XXXX: I-I think I just pee'd my self!

Dr. Bright: Shut up no one wants you! — say something insightful; make me feel like an imbecile!

Dr. Rose: No! Shut up and get out! You're the type that has to be at the center of attention at times because it's the only thing that makes you feel like you matter. Infact, I wouldn't be surprised if you can't face your inner demons hence your self-comparison! Your disgusting, that grin is false to pretend power! You are what you put out. Lies. That is why people hate you! And always will. At that point, it doesn't matter what you are, human, the devil, god or some unknown agent.

Dr. Bright: …

Dr. Rose: You can't even recognize yourself anymore, can you? Hmph. So what. Do you think I can keep you sane? I'm no different. You seem to mistake pessimism for realism.

Dr. Bright: Alright then, what do you believe in?

Dr. Rose: Nothing. God is either a fucking anti-hedonistic appearance dysphoric skip or any number of written folklores or legends I don't give a fuck about.

Dr. Bright:… you see, I am the fakest asshole alive. That's true, but at least I realize it.

Dr. Rose: Dude, I don't care.

Dr. Bright: Fuck that! I ain't done yet, come on, at least hear what I have to say.

Dr. Rose: Middle of something??

Dr. Bright: The reason I haven't heard of you, why is that? The 05 place a pretty high caliber on your performance.

Dr. Rose: Because I don't flaunt my reputation with them. Or, sometimes like I say I just fix there mess. This conversation we've had, like now has happened a 70 times, maybe a 200, I can do things over again so others can get it right.

Dr. Bright: That is… what the hell!? Why!? They aren't worth all that.

Dr. Rose: Yes, but you can't lose faith in humanity their manners, their thoughtfulness, their speech if we let go of all that set's us apart from what makes us a part of this world, this place once named reality, seen different by each and every one of us will really fade away and we would have lost all appreciation.

Dr. Bright: And if they hate you? You will be alone, won't you?

Dr. Rose: If you choose it, it's solitude. What difference does that make? I’d still do it. You all second guess till your dead, me I would sacrifice it all, you could hate me. Call me a fool. But I know love. Try me if you like! My high ground is betterment for everyone! My mark for trying is that your all alive. If I'm not, I have no regrets. No chance is wasted on nothing. I fullfilled my purpose.

Dr. Bright: What the actual hardcore fuck…?

Dr. Rose: I am everyone I've ever met, and they are me, there is no substituting that experience, Humans maybe even more than outwards appeals of flesh, however we also have the capacity for acceptance, never forget that. Are we done yet?

Dr. Bright: Can I tell you something yet?

Dr. Rose: What is it? Make it quick.

Dr. Bright: I too am every one I have ever met—

Dr. Rose: hat the fuck…

Dr. Bright: So I maybe the fakest person around — and congradualtions on being the first to make me tell the truth— but you are the most authentic. I knew busting in here to talk to you would be worth it.

Dr. Rose: Okay, now get out.

Dr. Bright: No.

Dr. Rose: Uggggh! For fucks sake — We aren't dating. NOW! before I—

Dr. Bright: Why not? What if I wait a few hours? Don't make me look like beta all day. I have a reputation.

Dr. Rose: I don't give two SHITS about your reputation — you ruined my interrogation!!—

Dr. Bright: What if I shot you dead right here and now?

Dr. Rose: Then you all better have the shots to finish this yourself it's not over after you think it's done.

Dr. Bright: Oh god yes. Please, Marry me.

Dr. Rose: Not in your extended life time!

Dr. Bright: What if I shot my self?

Dr. Rose: UGH! I'm not cleaning that up!

Dr. Bright: Well I have to something!

Dr. Rose: No you don't!

Dr. Bright: What do you mean?
<End Log>

Closing Statement: Dr. Rose screeches loudly after recoding apparatus run time is cut. After thirty minutes of arguments Dr. Rose is seen dragging

Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Euclid Explained

SCP-XXXX was given into the custody of the United States Legal System and charged with Federal Arsonry, 10 accounts of manslaughter and 30 accounts of Third-degree murder. SCP-XXXX was then after given the Death Sentence.

Description: A 15-year-old female, SCP-XXXX is 5'3 and 134kg. Hair primally dyed black. Eyes blue, skin tone fair. No more unusual characteristics traits to be specified.

Addendum: SCP-XXXX was recovered from the burned remains of an Orphanage in Leachard, Oregan. Acting as the sole survivor of the event. SCP-XXXX upon first contact with foundation personnel claimed to have burned down the establishment. As a result, SCP-XXXX was placed into Foundation custody for further study and investigation. —It is unconfirmed but theorized that SCP-XXXX is capable of pyrokinetic output. That said, all forms and manner of initiating with SCP-XXXXs anomalous traits have met with failure. Alternative research methods of allotting with SCP-XXXXs innate state is still underway.

SCP-XXXX was recovered from Oregon state Penitentiary and assigned to D-Class status under the supervision of Dr. Alto Clef.

With the skip back in custody this time around, any details that may return due to your horribly refined amnestic programs can be dealt with post-haste. And no, I won't help you with that, you used up all your get out of jail free cards. The rest is on your shoulders, do your jobs right this time. By the way, I've amnestied Clef as well, make sure he realizes his potential without me.

~ Dr. Rose

It doesn't affect me, Stacy. I remember everything. Also, thanks for the greatest night of my life. What you said really made sense.

~ Dr. Bright

Why? Just, Why? That never happened.

~ Dr. Rose

Anything is possible in the world of……….

Are you seeing this?

Dumb fuck Imagination!!

~ Dr. Bright

Oh my gosh. Are you disabled? Your wasting time and space on this document with this persistence. If you want to talk again, fine, I'm game.

~ Dr. Rose

I knew you'd come around, they always do.

~ Dr. Bright

Especially around the corner for you, man whore.

~ Dr. Rose

Damn straight.

~ Dr. Bright

Nah, just kidding.

~ Dr. Rose

OH FUCK ME!

~ Dr. Bright

No.

~ Dr. Rose

SCP Sandbox III

Sandbox III: Revenge of the Sandbox

Dumb fuck Imagination!!