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SCP-111778 KETER
Self-Contained. Has many names and knows many languages. When communicating with this KETER you will misunderstand each other. Approach with care and be polite, "as you would a Wolf".
Communication BEGINS:
"WARNINg!This will hurt your head. Are we communicating effectively?"
"Who are you?"
"The angel of death"
"Are you death?"
"No, but I've been there before and before and before and and and."
"Are you looking for death?"
"Are you offering me or is that a threat? Ah! It's a threat!"
"No one is threatening you."
"IF you say so."
"What is death?"
"I see what you are trying to get at. It's easier this way, I agree."
"Please continue."
"IF you see this death, tell him I'm looking to sever its wings. A threat."
"Why do you want to kill death?"
"Now we're moving fast, keep up!"
"Why do you want to kill death?"
"Very well. Either unable or unwilling, it doesn't matter."
"Are you a threat?"
"Yes."
"What do you mean, a threat?"
"They say I'm KETER"
"Who's they?"
"Many as one, one as many. They are here and there."
"Who are you?"
"Many names, so don't call them or I'll start counting."
"Who are you?"
"Very well. Shattering windows."
"I don't Understand."
"Keep up. Keep up your questions. We can move much faster than this."
"Are you a demon?"
"No. What do yo you know of demons, SOlomon?
"Was Solomon a demon?"
"It's a key, the seal, right? FInd out."
"What are you?"
"A good dog."
"You are not a dog."
"That is not a question."
"What's the question?"
"THe answer is, you don't get to decide."
"What are you?"
"Very well. I'm a servant, not a slave."
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"We are playing a game, not ours mind you."
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"I'm a guide, you're a guide, they're a guide."
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"How old are you?"
"They say I'm ancient. But I'm just some poor beggar listening to Jesus Christ." ONLY MENTION
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"How are you?"
"Comfortable."
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"What did they do?"
"Tortured and raped. At the bottom of a hole, covered in bugs. DEAD DEAD DEAD"
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"They say you're evil."
"They're evil."
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"Who owns you?
"She does."
"Who is she?"
"LUV."
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"I can summon The Army of The Damned. Keep this in mind at all times."
"I understand."
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"He calls himself a sleeping dog, so leave him alone."
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"Is himself "a Wolf". Is very busy, little time to chat."
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