DeadHonest

The Envelope

SCP-XXXX

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a locked safe inside
Site-███, the safe is not to be unlocked if permission by Level 3 or higher clearance personnel is not given. Any document taken out of SCP-XXXX is to be incinerated after testing in concluded.

Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be an envelope containing an infinite unknown amount of documents pertaining to a number of different subjects (From medical science to culinary arts). If a sentient being reads said documents a creature, designated SCP-XXXX-A, will appear in the opening nearest to the subject reading SCP-XXXX. If a subject should at any time stop reading SCP-XXXX,
SCP-XXXX-A will become aggressive and attempt to neutralize the subject. After said subject is neutralized the instance of SCP-XXXX-A will dematerialize.

SCP-XXXX-A itself appears to be a humanoid entity, around 1.40 m in height. SCP-XXXX-A has a purplish skin tone and a large, singular eye in place of a head, jutting between its shoulders. SCP-XXXX-A has a pair of razor sharp claws (approximately 5.5 cm in length), along with four digits of each hand and leg. SCP-XXXX-A also possesses a 2 m long tail that has what appears to be two finger like appendages which it has been observed using in two circumstances (see test log SCP-XXXX-1Y and SCP-XXXX-2Y) for handling objects. SCP-XXXX-A has been observed to do simple tasks if it has not yet become hostile, it appears to have the intelligence of the average house cat. After testing, its been proven that SCP-XXXX-A instances can be neutralized (see test log SCP-XXXX-2Y)

Addendum:

+ Test Log SCP-XXXX-1Y

The following is an audio recording taken during Test SCP-XXXX-1Y:

Supervisor: Dr.██████
Test Subject: D-8031, arrested for burglary

</recording_play>
(D-8031 is put in SCP-XXXX's testing chamber)

Dr.██████: D-8031, open the safe.

D-8031: Um..what is the code?

Dr.██████: The code is [REDACTED].

(D-8031 unlocks and opens the safe)

D-8031: Alright, what now?

Dr.██████: Pick up the envelope inside, please.

D-8031: …What are we testing again?

Dr.██████: Pick up the envelope, D-8031.

D-8031: (Sigh)..Sure, whatever you say.

(D-8031 picks up and opens the envelope)

Dr.██████: Read one of the papers inside, please.

D-8031: Sure.

(D-8031 removes a paper from SCP-XXXX, and begins to read it)
(An instance of SCP-XXXX-A appears at the door behind D-8031)

Dr.██████: Out loud, D-8031, i meant out loud.

D-8031: Its a list of… 351 cookie recipes? What is this, some kind of joke?

Dr.██████: Keep reading it.

D-8031: Almond Liqueur Cookies: 1/2 cup butter, softened, 1/2 cup white sugar, 1 egg, 1 1/4 cups
all-purpose flour, 1/2 cup ground almonds and 2 teaspoons of liqueur of choice… Can i read another
one?

(SCP-XXXX-A starts toying with a nearby light bulb with its tail)

Dr.██████: Go ahead.

(D-8031 pulls out another paper)

D-8031: WHAT THE [REDACTED]!?

(D-8031 notices SCP-XXXX-A)

D-8031: AAHHHH!!!

(D-8031 is attacked and neutralized by SCP-XXXX-A, SCP-XXXX-A disappeares)

Dr.██████: (Sigh)…This concludes Test SCP-XXXX-1Y.

</recording_end>

Following test SCP-XXXX-1Y Dr.██████ has requested that no further testing be done due to ethics concerns, request was denied. After the test, on site staff made cookies according to the recipe
D-8031 read during the test, minus the alcohol (Director ███████ described them as "most delicious")

One further test was conducted to see what tasks SCP-XXXX-A was capable of.

+ Test Log SCP-XXXX-2Y

The following is an audio recording taken during Test SCP-XXXX-2Y

Supervisor: Dr.██████ ██████, Dr.██████ has refused supervising further tests of SCP-XXXX
Test subject: D-6541, arrested for murder

</recording_play>

(D-6541 enters testing chamber)

Dr.██████ ██████: Open the safe, pick up the envelope inside and open it, please. The safe has
been unlocked for your convenience

D-6541: Sure, Chief.

(D-6541 opens the safe, picks up SCP-XXXX and opens it)

D-6541: …Huh, why'd i need to read this? its an essay on "The Meanin' o' Life"…? You sure dis the right file, Doc?

(SCP-XXXX-A appears behind D-6541)

Dr.██████ ██████: Absolutely, now would you please keep reading it while you sit down on the
chair next to you

D-6541: Whatever you want, Doc.

(D-6541 reads SCP-XXXX while they make their way to the chair, completely unaware of
SCP-XXXX-A)
(SCP-XXXX-A picks up a ball that was placed in the testing chamber before testing began)
(SCP-XXXX-A starts playing with the ball, throwing it between it hands and tail)

D-6541: (Yawn)…How long to i need to keep readin' this [REDACTED].

Dr.██████ ██████: Until we tell you to stop.

D-6541: Nah, i'm pretty sure i'm done with thi…OH GOD, WHAT IS DAT THING!? GET WAY FROM
MAHH!!!

(D-6541 is attacked by SCP-XXXX-A, but D-6541 fights back, restraining SCP-XXXX-A to the
ground as it convulses and tries to free itself)

D-6541: LIKE HELL YOU GETTIN' ME FREAK!!!

(SCP-XXXX-A attempts to slash at D-6541, cutting up his left cheek)

D-6541: YOU'LL PAY FOR DAT YA ONE EYED [REDACTED]!!!

(D-6541 starts to strangle SCP-XXXX-A, but fails when he realizes that it possesses no neck)
(D-6541 starts pummeling SCP-XXXX-A, popping its eye and causing it to convulse)

D-6541: (Heavy Breathing) Der we go…. (Sigh)… aint so tough now, huh?

(SCP-XXXX-A convulses one last time and expires)

D-6541: …(pant)..(pant)…what was dat thing? Haha it was fun.

(Guards enter and apprehend D-6541, evacuating him from the room)

</recording_end>

The test was deemed a failure in its intended task but a success in proving that SCP-XXXX-A instances are not impervious to bodily harm.

Further testing has been band by site Director ███████, reasoning that all needed information that could be gleamed from testing has been acquired.

Magnum to Kill Time

SCP-XXXX

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 1m long, 30cm wide and 50cm tall lead locker filled with at least 250ml of mercury, the locker is to be kept in a 2m x 2m x 2m room and is not to be unlocked unless express permission by Level 4 clearance personnel is given.

Description:
SCP-XXXX appears to be a magnum made out of 65.5% gold, 15.5% Iron, 2.1% Carbon and and 16.9% unknown material. SCP-XXXX uses standard .357mm bullets.

SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects come into play when it is picked up by an individual. Said individual will exibit the ability to slow down time at will, if SCP-XXXX is removed from their possession, however, they will lose said ability. SCP-XXXX's effects are negated if it comes into contact with any object containing mercury (I.e. flourecent light bulbs), the reasons for this are unknown at this time. Additional effects were gleamed about SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX can transport the user into the future (see test logs XXXX-1-YZ, XXXX-2-YZ and XXXX-3-YZ).

Addendum 01:

+ Test Log XXXX-1-YZ

The Following is a recording taken during test XXXX-1-YZ.

Supervisor: Dr. █████ Ivanovic
Test Subject: D-4457, arrested for usage of illegal substances.

</recording_play>

(D-4457 enters SCP-XXXX's containment chamber)

Dr. █████ Ivanovic: D-4457, would you please pick up SCP-XXXX.

D-4457: Sure…why does it have mercury on it?

Dr. █████ Ivanovic: That is non of your concern, D-4457.

D-4457: Sorry that i don't wanna get poisoned…sheesh.

Dr. █████ Ivanovic: Pick up the object, D-4457.

(D-4457 picks up SCP-XXXX)

Dr. █████ Ivanovic: Now pick up the ammunition.

(D-4457 picks up ammunition and loads it into SCP-XXXX)

Dr. █████ Ivanovic: Good. Now, would you please shoot it at the target.

D-4457: What target? This room is tiny!

(Target lowers from the sealing)

D-4457: …Oh.

(D-4457 Shoots the targets)

(D-4457 starts to move rapidly, roughly 5.5 times more than normal)

D-4457:What THE Hell just happened? Everything was so slow for a minute…That felt…AWESOME, how do i do that again?