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SCP-# is not a real bomb and cannot be triggered or tripped to cause an explosion.
SCP-# after a successful defusal.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-# is to be stored in a secure locker at Research and Containment Site-09 with the front of the object facing away from the locker door. The locker is to have a large warning sign posted on the front-facing side of the door informing readers the same warning as the header above states.
Manual handling of SCP-# is restricted and reequires for approval from a Level 4 researcher and conducted with Mobile Task Force Gamma-28 “Prison Fixers” on stand-by. All Foundation staff members must be outside the 25m radius of SCP-# while it is being transported or tested.
In the event of SCP-#'s unintentional activation, MTF Gamma-28 have been trained to instruct compromised individuals on how to defuse the object in under 40 minutes. Should the defusal attempt exceed 40 minutes, MTF Gamma-28 are to cease assisting affected individuals in defusing SCP-# and attempt to extract them to outside of the 25m blast radius. MTF Gamma-28 are to cease extraction attempts if they exceed 10 minutes and evacuate to the safe zone.
6 minutes after the "explosion", MTF Gamma-28 will re-enter the area and apprehend anyone caught in SCP-#’s blast radius. Survivors of the blast wave are to receive psychological treatment from the on-site psychologist. Affected staff member's ability to continue employment will be evaluated on a case by case basis and will be fairly compensated and housed should they be unable to return to work.
Under no circumstances are any D-class allowed to interact with SCP-# or get within its 25m radius.
Description: SCP-# is a non-functional IED with several exposed wires, circuit boards, a battery pack, an input panel, a red LED screen timer, and constructed of material similar to that of bubblegum. Despite SCP-#'s outward appearance, the object contains no explosive materials or means to cause any harm. SCP-#'s exterior components can all be interacted with, manipulated, and damaged while the object is inactive without consequence, as any changes will be undone once it resets to its default state upon its activation. Through limited testing, SCP-# has not yet been damaged enough to observe its interior structure, which is believed to be empty based on scans. However, researchers have theorized SCP-#'s interior contains vital thaumaturgical runic information related to its anomalous abilities based on readings within the blast-radius post-explosion.
Whenever SCP-# is observed by an individual, if their initial assumption is that the object is an active bomb threat, its anomalous effect will activate. SCP-#'s timer will show 60 minutes before beginning its count down after a 6 second delay. Individuals who assume SCP-# is an active threat on first sight will immediately suffer a significant decrease in IQ1 and cognitive abilities, as well as experiencing high levels of anxiety and paranoia. This will cause all affected individuals to panic over the explosive in unpredictable and typically unproductive ways, such as forming overly-simplistic and illogical plans to stop SCP-#, increasing symptoms in individuals with mental illnesses and learning disabilities to dibilitating extremes. For these reasons and because affected individuals may recognize their inability to solve the threat by themselves, victims are prone to drawing others into visual range of SCP-# under the initial assumption that it is an active bomb threat, making unaware bystanders an easy vector for SCP-#'s effect.
Affected individuals are overly emotional, regardless of their previous personality traits. These personality shifts and decrease in cognitive skills, results in affected individuals entering a fight, flight, or freeze response when attempts to defuse SCP-# fail. Individuals who did not assume SCP-# was an active bomb threat on first sight will remain unaffected by the anomaly indefinitely until the object is reset after detonation (See Incident-#-1.) While they can assist with SCP-#'s deactivation during the count down, evidence suggests affected individuals are subconsciously influenced by the anomaly to actively shut down and resist help from unaffected individuals.
If SCP-#'s timer reaches 0, anyone in a 25m radius of the object will physically react to a sudden force hitting them. Footage suggests the direction victims were thrown at correlates to a blast-wave emitting from the object, despite physical evidence at blast sights suggesting no explosion occurred. This effect can cause severe injuries and can even be fatal on its own. Most prominently, however, is that the impact makes the psychological effects of SCP-# permanent within affected individuals and spreads the effect onto unaffected individuals caught within the "explosion". No actual physical force or chemical reaction occurs when SCP-# detonates but the area of the blast radius has a visible heatwave distortion and unidentified whisper-like sounds persisting for a period of 6 minutes after detonation.
Affected individuals suffer from PTSD regarding the incident, making information gathering on the effects of the device difficult. Victims are aware of their decreased intelligence, leading to an increase in psychological disorders and suicidal thoughts, especially for formerly accredited individuals with higher than average IQ test scores. Based on what the Foundation currently knows about GOI #6669 "D-Island" and their motives, this is believed to be the main reason SCP-# was created and made so easily containable, to be intentionally contained and tested by Foundation staff, as they would be at the greatest risk of long-lasting psychological effects from the anomaly.
Along with other items created by GOI #6669, SCP-# has no negative effects on any D-class exposed to it, regardless of their initial assumptions on the object. Testing shows any D-class will experience a slight increase in their IQ2 while they're within the 25m radius of the object. As SCP-# was the first to exhibit positive/neutral effects towards D-class in this way, it was not learned until later that the object had been created by GOI #6669 to intentionally sabotage the Foundation's containment and research process.
After its initial discovery and testing with D-class resulted in Incident-#-1, SCP-# has been moved to Site-09 where other objects created by the group have been stored and studied under strict safety precautions. There, the process to defuse SCP-# during activation was discovered by members of MTF Gamma-28 and they developed a method of relaying instructions to affected individuals (See D-Island Response and Containment Document #6669-1DB.)
Discovery: On 02/11/2021, a team-building retreat was being held for Site-11's HR department at ███████████ in ████, ██. The retreat was designed to teach team members the importance of supporting coworkers and promoting open discussions while staying at an undisclosed campsite with a telemarketing shell company being used as a cover story. At 07:35 PM, SCP-# was discovered in the main cabin's central living room, facing the front door, by 3 team members who were first to return from the campfire improve comedy sketch that evening. Witnesses believe that, because of the pronounced sound of the clock in the cabin's living room that was already there, all 3 members assumed the object was ticking and were immediately affected by SCP-#.
Within 10 minutes, the affected individuals managed to lure 5 other team members and 1 camp organizer into visual range of SCP-# under the assumption it was a real bomb threat. Suspicious accusations were made by the team members at the single camp organizer who then struck one of the individuals in response to insults, resulting in all present parties getting involved in a physical scuffle that mostly ignored SCP-#'s count down. This activity brought over the rest of the organizers and team members coming back to the cabin. Only a few from this returning group were initially affect as they were not able to see SCP-# easily past the growing crowd.
Tahira Kaira, Head of HR at Site-11, immediately noticed the presence of a cognitohazardous agent and alerted Foundation emergency response teams at 07:58 PM. The response team arrived at 08:29 PM, coming across a scene of a chaotic struggle as Tahira and 2 other team members were attempting to wrestle SCP-# away from affected individuals. Unfortunately, several response team members fell victim to SCP-# upon seeing it being roughly handled by the groups and they immediately began acting irrationally, firing on the crowd when they did not comply with orders. Officers were forced to focus on affected team members as active threats, causing them to miss when SCP-# reached 1 minute on its timer. Tahira noticed SCP-#'s timer hit 51 seconds and immediately released SCP-#, alerting another team member who was assisting to begin to flee the area. Tahira shouted that the timer had reached 50 seconds and began to flee following the other team member, several of the response team members following their lead moments later. A fleeing response team member was knocked out by SCP-# hitting the back of his head when it was thrown outside the crowd of affected individuals at approximately 30 seconds left.
At 08:35 PM, as SCP-#'s timer reached 0, survivors fleeing the area reported they witnessed several team members kicking the object in a last attempt to defuse the object when it detonated. The resulting blast caused one response team member's neck to break when he collided with a tree after being knocked back, killing him instantly. 5 other response team members were severely injured from the force of the impact alone. Of the 34 HR team members, camp organizer and response team members, only 10 escaped the blast radius in time and were unaffected by SCP-#'s lasting psychological effect.
SCP-#'s anomaly was ascertained and moved to Site-54 for testing. Forensic investigations into the main cabin reveal traces of soot and sulfur in the broom closet, but no other evidence was found indicating internal sabotage. How the information on the retreat's location was leaked is currently under investigation.
Incident-#-1: Testing of SCP-#'s properties were scheduled to take place 02/13/2021 at Site-54 with 1 pre-approved D-class test subject. Due to SCP-#'s usage on Foundation personnel upon its discovery, and the incorrect belief that unaffected individuals were not at risk during future activations, 11 research personnel were present in the observation booth during testing that day. SCP-# was placed inside a white box with a lid on a central pedestal within the testing room, positioned so that the timer would be facing away from the observation booth. 2 security personnel with previous experiences in bomb squad detail were present in the room on opposite sides of the observation booth windows.
D-20173 was assigned to SCP-# due to his experience with IED's. At the beginning of testing, D-2017 was told to remove the lid and tell researchers what he saw. D-2017 looked at SCP-# and stepped away from the container, telling researchers that it looked like a bomb. When asked if it was counting down, D-2017 stated it was (This was later confirmed to be a lie during interrogations.) D-2017 was then asked if he could defuse it, to which he stated he could. D-2017's calm behavior from then on drew some confusion from observing researchers, but testing continued regardless.
After 40 minutes, the following took place:
Audio Recording recovered from Site-54 from 02/13/2021
<BEGIN LOG>
D-2017: Okay…I think I stopped it.
Dr. ██████████: You did? How so?
(D-2017 wipes his forehead with his sleeve and sets both hands on top of the box containing SCP-#.)
D-2017: Well…it took me a while to get what was going on. Haven't seen something like this since the 90's, didn't think it'd show back up now.
Dr. ██████████: Are you aware of other objects like it?
D-2017: Oh yeah. Heard the idea float around, saw the effects of some attempts when [REDACTED] occurred but nothin' this sophisticated. Really had to concentrate to stop…my thoughts from getting stupid! Damn hard!
(D-2017 slaps the top of the box with his right hand.)
Dr. ██████: Well, while this somewhat taints the authenticity of the test, we can discuss that later. Let's have one of the guards confirm that SCP-# is now deactivated.
Dr. ██████████: Yes. Officer ███████, please proceed.
D-2017: Sure thi-
(D-2017 leans forward as his right hand pushes down on the top of the box, causing it to slip and push his right elbow into the box as he falls forward.)
D-2017: OH SHIT NO!
(SCP-# and the box fall out on the floor, with the object rolling out of the box and allowing both security guards and 7 of the 11 research staff to make visual contact with it. All 9 staff making visual contact with SCP-# believed it was an active bomb threat and activated its anomaly. However, the timer began from the 20-minute mark rather than 60 and counted down at an accelerated rate.)
D-2017: OH FUCK THAT'S BAD! NOOO! You guys got to help me defuse this thing! Don't let anyone leave before we can turn this off!
Dr. ██████████: AHHHHHHHH! NO! I don't wanna die!
Dr. █████: Make it stop! You guys can't leave yet until you help us stop the bomb!
Dr. ███████████: Get off █████! I need to ale-
(Sounds of a struggle can be heard as the 6 affected staff crowd and pin the 3 unaffected staff, hitting them in the head several times. 1 guard runs to the observation room to help while the other begins crying on the testing floor.)
D-2017: Yeah get him! Stop him…kill him if you have to…
(D-2017 moves to take the remaining guard's gun and ID card, which he does nothing to prevent as he continues crying. D-2017 then kicks SCP-# towards the observation room and slightly out of their sight before running out of the testing chamber.)
Dr. ██████████: You heard him! We gotta Secure! And Contain! A-and Protect! This will save millions by-by-if we stop the bomb.
Dr. █████████: I CAN'T SEE THE BOMB! HOW LONG DO WE HAVE NOW!? WE'RE LOST!
Dr. ██████: I ain't fucking lost asshole! I didn't go get doctorates to be lost ████!
Dr. ██████████: Don't shout at him! Stop being mean!
Dr. █████: Snap out of it! All of you just stop this! Why are you following a D-class' orders?
Dr. ████████: I W-W-WAAANT MY M-MOMMYYYY! DAAAAAAADDY!
Dr. ██████████: Stop! Stop making noise! The bomb may react! RIGHT!?
Officer ████████: GET DOWN ALL OF YOU!
(Sounds of struggling and shouting continue until the guard enters the room and opens fire on the group, killing only 1 affected staff member. SCP-#'s countdown reaches 0 after only taking 5 minutes to reach, with the blast hitting all 12 remaining staff. 3 other staff members were seen on security cameras caught within the blast radius of SCP-# while they were investigating the commotion caused by D-2017's escape.)
<END LOG>
D-2017 was apprehended by on-site security 20 minutes later and brought in for questioning. D-2017 admitted to intentionally causing the incident but professed no prior knowledge of SCP-# or its effects. When pressed, D-2017 stated, "It was like an inside joke. The kind that, when you hear it in just the right context, you can get it without even knowing the person thought it up. It just clicked suddenly…and when I got it, I gotta admit, it was pretty funny. So I decided to play along. Just one last laugh for a D-class destined for Dis…posal.4."
D-2017 was terminated following this interview. In hindsight, SCP-#'s association with GoI #6669 would make it unwise to terminate D-2017 while under he was under the belief that he would be sent to "Dis." Following D-2017's termination, attacks by the group on Foundation sites and D-class transports has increased, notably their implementation of more improvised explosive devices than previously seen.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL 5/DUMB CLASSIFIED
ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THIS FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 5/DUMB AUTHORIZATION WILL BE LOGGED AND WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE DISCIPLINARY ACTION.
Addendum: On 04/05/2021, around 7:00 AM MST, embedded Foundation agents reported an attack on a Chaos Insurgency base within one of their anomalous weaponry cargo holds. Based on provided video footage from a hidden camera placed on a cliff surrounding the base, members of the group began showing behavior in-line with the effects of SCP-#. A bomb squad unit was quickly brought in to handle the object, but it is assumed they too fell under the same effects of SCP-#. After 26 minutes of initial discovering the SCP-# instance, it is believed one of the bomb squad members either attempted to destroy the object with an anomalous device or accidentally tripped it through accessing the interior with this same device.
At 7:27 AM, an explosion scaled at 6.7 MJ/kg came from the cargo hold, destroying the entire building and damaging nearby structures. Flames coming from the building reached over 350m in the air and temperatures of ███████. Several masked entities emerged from the flames and began grabbing C.I. members still under the effects of the SCP-# instance. While video footage becomes too distorted to see much detail of the masked figures, they can be seen pulling C.I. members into the flames and continued this with anyone found alive within 25m radius of the blast for 6 minutes. After, the flames suddenly shrank and dissipated into the smoke rising from the base.
Following this, on 04/06/2021, an O5 council meeting was held to vote on whether information on SCP-# and GOI #6669 would be provided to allies and other GOI. The decision was made not to provide this information by a vote of 11/2. O5-6 had this to say on the matter.
"We must not fall so easily into a game of escalation with these D-class. We can't confirm the legitimacy of the attack, and that's likely intentional. If we open talks with other groups and share this information, it can easily be turned against us to strain those relationships. We can't speculate what "D-Island" will do next, even if some of you can't believe they exist. The best thing for us to do in this situation is to simply take what losses SCP-# has already given us and keep it close to the chest for now. What friends we have now may be essential later on when we can fully address this group."
To: dept.incar.serv.4-10
From: tkaira0411
Subject: (no subject)
As I'm sure you know, I've kept my end of this deal. Again.
I don't care what you were trying to accomplish with these stunts but my part is over and I want my friends back. You said it was over after I pushed your buddy to the head of the queue for testing and sabotaged the results. Then you said it would be over after I slipped that package into the truck. I'm not doing anything more until you prove you can bring them back.
Keep your end of the deal.
To: tkaira0411
From: dept.incar.serv.4-10
Subject: Re:(no subject)
nah, dont think we will. turns out no one bothered to make a smart bomb to reverse that for you, but im sure your coworkers appreciate the thought
thanks for all your help but this is where our partnership ends. i know thisll upset you, since i know you know you cant do anything about it. its a tough lesson to learn, trust me.
dont worry, im sure your foundation has something nice set up for your friends. cant say the same for you if they find these emails, cuz im sure theyll have a cell and an orange jumpsuit set up for you instead.
but hey, if thats the case, youll be welcomed to our squad when you die, and at the very least…
we can keep that promise for sure.
To: dept.incar.serv.4-10
From: tkaira0411
Subject: Re: Re:(no subject)
You piece of shit. You promised. They were innocent! Why do they have to suffer?
Charlie can barely keep a conversation going for 5 minutes. Gerry won't be able to find a normal job after this when he can barely remember how a keyboard works. Pamela can't get near clocks because she keeps thinking she's making them explode. They don't even understand what happened to them and they didn't deserve it. They don't even see D-class most of their lives, let alone work with them. They're in HR FOR SHIT'S SAKE. THEY WERE INNOCENT.
I thought you were trying to prove us wrong about D-class, but this tells me you deserve to rot in your "Hell" forever.
To: tkaira0411
From: dept.incar.serv.410
Subject: Re: Re: Re:(no subject)
awwwwww do you feel stupid for doing all that work for nothing? does it seem like you were given a bad shake? are you disappointed for falling for such an obvious trick?
well you arent alone. ive heard similar tactics from your side. what was it they would say? hmmm
"We promise this anomaly won't harm you"
"We swear this will clear your name when your sentence is over"
"WE ASSURE YOU THIS IS YOUR BEST OPTION GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES"
yeah, we felt pretty stupid too after accepting those deals too
but who cares? right? why bother fulfilling promises for criminals? they dont have any rights, theyre all guilty and they should have realized their place. their destiny to die.
if only that was completely true.
but we all know our place now. and you all belong down in hell like we were. from HR to O5, well show you how unstable your FOUNDATION really is. make it clear to you all how deep you chose to dig your graves.
and so what if theyre innocent? i know a few boys named Tyler down here who were pretty innocent too. maybe take this time to learn about the real human resources being used in the foundation.
thanks for the help ya fucking Scoopin', Coopin', and Poopin' Scooper!
Special Containment Procedures:
Description: SCP-6200 refers to the collective anomalies associated with the objects, organisms, and events that occur on every June 21 of the year since 2020. These
| SCP-6200 Events | |
| Subject | SCP-6200-1 is either an exact replica or an altered known faked trophy of a SCP-2600-EX specimin. The object has been altered anomalously to force it to behave like a novelty singing bass animitronic. SCP-6200-1 animates based on the will of BLANK |
| Discovery Data | 06/21/2020 3:14 am Site-XX Entrance |
| Anomaly Data | Object animates and transmits audio/vocalizations without any internal electronics present. Has abnormaly high durability nearing indestructability, will continue to move and vocalize despite heavy damage. |
SCP-#
Special Containment Procedures: Containment staff are to focus efforts on confirming possible SCP-#-Events occurring during natural/man-made/anomalous disasters resulting in an emergency response team greater than +10 individuals, specifically in situations where emergency responders would be covered in full-body outfits that cover the face entirely. Any individuals claiming an unconfirmed emergency responder giving orders or entering into dangerous areas without backup or confirmation going by the name "Mat" are to be detained and interviewed further. Media blackouts across news and social media will be focused on stories about SCP-#'s efforts to rescue persons or emergency responders, and efforts to correct body counts from these related disasters should be emphasized.
SCP teams coming into contact with SCP-# during and SCP-#-Event are to follow their orders and allow the entity to take temporary leadership roles when requested. Responders will then provide full debriefs on SCP-#'s actions and commands and to what effect they prevent the loss of life. Remnants of SCP-# should be collected when sightings can be confirmed, but testing has shown no equipment or clothing worn by the entity shows any anomalous qualities so far and may be forgone if retrieval is hazardous/impossible.
No further testing on SCP-# or SCP-#-Event requirements are to be conducted without approval from the ethics committee and the head of containment for SCP-#. Efforts to find archeological proof of SCP-# in history are on-going.
Description: SCP-# is an entity that inhabits unused hazard and emergency disaster equipment and clothing to respond to a predestined escalation or chain-reaction to an on-going natural/man-made/anomalous disaster that will result in an increased loss of life with the intention of preventing this disaster.
Special Containment Procedures: Resources and extra funding will be provided to PTF and other groups that aid in the conservation and preservation of the species Carlito syrichta, also known as the Philippine tarsier or locally known as mawumag, as to ensure continued cooperation from SCP-X. Agents stationed in the Philippines, specifically the southeast section of the country close to Sarangani, are to confirm if any missing person's reports can be linked to SCP-X and subsequently provide a cover-up story should the body be located. Superstitions in the area regarding the mawumag are to be subtly encouraged by Foundation agents planted in local government and law enforcement as to prevent further deaths caused by SCP-X.
SCP-X is being held at an underwater site off the coast of Sarangani, contained within an enclosed habitat recreation of the Philippines jungle with accurate ground soil, local flora and fauna5, and accurate humidity and temperatures. A large Balete tree in the center of the habitat serves as SCP-X's housing most hours of the day, in which 17 .
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-# is stored in a Safe-class standard containment locker at Site-XX when not being used by research personel. Locker will also store bulk-sized packets of commercially available plastic balls for use in Bingo and multiple colored markers to mark the balls for testing with SCP-#. Usage of SCP-# outside of tests approved by level 2 researchers and above for personal reasons will result in immediate discplinary action and a 1 month un-paid suspension from work and possible site relocation.
Special Containment Procedures: The only known entrance to SCP-X has been sealed indefinitely. Until the presence of SCP-X-A is no longer detected inside the doorframe, the property currently housing SCP-X's entrance has been procured and fencing and security systems installed to deter trespassers. Individuals spotted accessing the third floor will be detained by nearby agents posing as security personel for questioning and release.
Research teams not assigned to researching specimens retrieved from SCP-X-1 will work with agents to investigate unusual spikes in missing person's reports, specifically targeting urban explorers and similar hobbiests, as they are more likely to come across an entrance to SCP-X.
Description: SCP-X is the current designation for extra-dimensional location that is capable of extending into several neighboring realities at once and creating a single or multiple entrances via doorways that explicitly open to the outside with no flooring on the opposite side of the frame to safely. The only entrance known to exist in our current reality resides on the third floor exterior wall of an abaddoned soda bottling factory in ██, US. The earliest SCP-X's entrance could have formed was in 1978, when the factory was decommissioned and stripped of equipment. It was first discovered by the Foundation in 2008, after several reports of missing persons came in during an increase in the local homeless population.
SCP-X's exact nature is unknown but is best described as a parasitic type of pocket dimension, containing an enclosed, isolated, and complex ecosystem that thrives by luring in organisms from alternate dimensions to become trapped and consumed by the organisms inside. SCP-X's gravitational forces and electromagnetic fields appear to function the same as ours upon initial entry, but further evidence has shown it to be extremely irregular (See Exploration Logs.) The entire inside of SCP-X is described as an infinite blue sky with white clouds dotting the sky in the far distance and obscuring the true nature of SCP-X-1's contruction. While no solar body is present, SCP-X is illuminated to the exact luminoscity of Earth's surface during noon.
SCP-X-1 is the central structure inside SCP-X that connects it to other dimensions, connecting the doorframes to a 230 meter circular platform via retractable bridges that pull away once one or several organisms pass through, forcing them on the platform at the risk of falling off the edge. There are 117 doorframes that orbit the platform slowly until one of them is close enough to the central platform to touch it, creating an accessible entryway to SCP-X. Should SCP-X decide it can no longer sustain itself from the doorframe, the bridge will push it to the farthest ring of orbit to be replaced.
The platform has a central tower that extends for an unspecified number of floors, at least over 10,000, with random and sporadic layouts and accessible flights of stairs. Each floor has at least 7 open windows and balconys surrounding the structure randomly. This is because SCP-X-1 and all apparent structures within SCP-X are made of an unclassified organism similar to sponges and fungi in its cellular structure and method of reproduction, referred to as SCP-A. The presence of SCP-A's spores can be found when forensic analysis examined dust and air particles around SCP-X's entrance.
While the intelligence of SCP-A can't be fully examined at this time, it is believed to have been genetically modified as the central organism allowing all others in its ecosystem to thrive. Organisms that stay immobile within SCP-A will slowly become part of the structure and act as pockets of nutrients that the organism can consume and spread to its central stalk inside the tower. When fully grown, SCP-A has the appearance and texture of concrete or stone but considerably weaker to impact and piercing damage.
When SCP-A is damaged, the dormant spores inside the organism are scattered and spread across SCP-X. The spores will mature while airborne until they grow a wing like appendage that allows them to guide themselves towards broken sections of SCP-X-1 to repair them by growing over the damage or by drifting into open doorframes near the central platform.
SCP-X-A pose little harm when exposed to humans but can become exceptionally dangerous when the organism's structure is damaged closer to its core stalk, as it will release a much more aggressive spore that cling to skin and clothes to cause irritation. They also carry dead organic tissues and materials that can be deadly to injest in large quantities.
SCP-X-B are organisms similar to barnacles with insect like wings that rotate much like a gyro-copter. These creatures are highly specialized swarm type organisms that float down from the higher sections of SCP-X-1 when sensing electromagnetic signals. They will drop at incredible speeds before deploying their wings and rotating them to gently and quietly descend to the central platform. They will then extend a statically charged tentacle from its mouth to loop around and ensnare any electronic device or form of advanced technology. Should an organism show resistance, they will send out a high pitched signal to induce immediate diziness and loss of balance within the organism. They will then take in a large quantity of air to compensate for the electronics weight, sometimes requiring several SCP-X-B instances to carry them to their nests above.
SCP-X-C are a large species of carnivorous organisms that act at the alpha predator of SCP-X, living at the top of SCP-X-1, which also the bottome of the central platform.
Special Containment Procedures: Manifestations of SCP-GC will be scanned by Foundation sattelites surveiling convention centers, recreation centers, business parks, and abandonned factories world-wide. SCP-GC affected buildings housing a manifestation will have formed a variation on the Hebrew characters for the word emet (אמת) out of nearby objects and terrain. If a SCP-GC manifestation is unable to prevent an instance of SCP-GC-X from escaping the current venue, it must be immediately shut down via destruction of the character similar to the Hebrew aleph (א) which will force the event to demanifest.
Mobile Task Force Nu-17 "Loel Blow" will be dispatched to any SCP-GC manifestation and establish a parimeter around the venue to prevent civilians from entering the building under a performance-security shell company. Should 1 or more instances of SCP-GC-X escape the venue, MTFC of Nu-17 will make contact with SCP-GC-1 inside the venue and relay all technical and anomalous capabilities for the escaped instances to their team, specifically their main source of constructed material and their Kiln level.
If the material is considered a hazordous material, especially if it is dangerous in large quantities, or if its Kiln level is reported to be 7 or above, SCP-GC-X instance will be prioritized for containment or destruction if necessary. Any instance that doesn't meet either criteria may be incapcitated and returned to the SCP-GC manifestation.
SCP-GC-X instances are to be stored at Site-XX in a deactivated state if possible. SCP-GC-X/Na is still uncontained and posses a large threat to all nearby life should it enter full-stage combat again. News coverage of the destruction is to be covered up as a natural disaster or tied to any nearby utilities building or waste dump failing to meet safety standards.
Illustration of SCP-X by Johann Zahn circa 1696.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-X will be contained at Site-██ in a hermetically sealed standard humanoid containment cell measuring 3m x 7m x 5m with a pool of salt-water in the center. Only research staff who are devout in an abrahamic religion and approved members of The Horizon Initiative may have access to SCP-X's chamber and are to be thoroughly decontaminated for 30 minutes upon exiting. Before leaving the decontamination zone, all persons present are to be sprayed with tested and approved scents relating to religious practices, locations, or items to ensure SCP-X's scent does not carry outside of its containment cell.
Every Sunday, SCP-X is to be provided 45g of crushed communion wafers and 2 48g communion wine cups to be poured directly into the central pool for consumption. Afterwards, audio recordings are to be made of SCP-X's unique vocalizations for later translation. This routine is to ensure SCP-X sticks to a predictable schedule, as left unregulated it will begin randomly associating the day of sabbath based on its own preferences and to disrupt assigned researchers' own logic.
Any staff reporting a persistent smell similar to those near coastlines or fishing harbors are to report to senior staff for immediate class A amnestics. Interviews with SCP-X are to immediately cease should interviewer or attending staff begin to feel their faith being questioned to prevent anctivation of its anomalous ability.
Description: SCP-X is a amphibious bipedal humanoid sharing the physical characteristics of both an adult human male and an undiscovered species under the order Rhinopristiformes, specifically the Rinidae family which includes wedgefish and guitarfish.
SCP-X was believed to be 15th century cryptid created by sailors misidentifying sunfish, giant squid, rays and other marine life for mermaid like creatures due to their silhouettes resembling the features and attire of members of the Catholic Church of that era. SCP-X's was only confirmed in late 201█ after an email from a member of the Horizon Initiative was sent to the Foundation, requesting assistance in transferring and containing it.
Transfer Request for SCP-X by The Horizon Initiative: On 4/20/201█, Site-██ Director Dr. Marko Mann received an email from Rev. Berthold Thorn requesting that SCP-X (referred to as "Holy Fish Bishop Fishop Pish" in emails,) be transferred to a nearby Site for appropriate containment, agreeing to any contingencies made by the Foundation. Rev. Thorn explains the Horizon Initiative's inability to house SCP-X in the email below.
Dear Dr. Mann,
I hope you are doing well since we last spoke. Previously, I mentioned an issue we would parlay with you about at a later date. Well, I pray this does not catch you at a bad time, but circumstances have necessitated immediate expedition.
Since the 16th century the church has been aware of a being known as "Holy Fish Bishop Fishop Pish" that encountered the then current King of Poland, Sir Sigismund the Old, and negotiated for his release. Accounts that he perished in Germany in 1531 were assumed to be lies made to evade further attempts at capture. This is because there were further encounters with the same creature but only around high ranking members of the church, who were all sworn to secrecy post their encounter.
Due to recent environmental dangers and changes to its habitat, in the early 2010's the Horizon Initiative was tasked with housing Holy Fish Bishop Fishop Pish until conditions changed. The task seemed easily accomplished by me and my brothers and sisters, but the longer he stayed outside of the water the stronger the miasma around him becomes.
While I can elaborate on this smell in person further, it was proven to only affect those who do not follow the teachings of our Lord, and Holy Fish Bishop Fishop Pish seemed cooperative in the beginning…but I now understand why the King let him free…why he may have carried a stench of death in Germany…
No one meets his standards of worship, which he has consistently changed depending on whom he speaks with, always just beyond what expects from you. And the smell is what makes that seed of doubt grow in anyone's mind after long enough. The Pavlovian response is not far off the more frequently you speak with him.
If something isn't done soon about the rate of followers in our community, who have lost their faith from the smell of the Holy Fish Bishop Fishop Pish alone, the shaky alliance our Initiative relies on could crumble at any moment. We already have too much to attend to right now to keep our life, our history safe, so the loss of critical believers will hurt us all in the long run.
We cannot blindly hold to faith when God's plan demands we be logical. We are fully aware of our limits and must ask for your assistance. The Horizon Initiative will agree to any terms the Foundation sets in requirement for this transfer.
The smell is beginning to get to me, so please reply as soon as you can.
Sincerely,
Reverend Bertholt Thorn
SCP-X measures at 1.7 meters tall standing upright and weighs approximately 90 kg. SCP-X's face, hands, and legs resemble human features and function in the same way in locomotion, feeding, communication, and complex tasks while on and land and in water. Larger and more defined scales cover the torso, neck and cranium of SCP-X, displaying a grayish, yellow tint outside of the water but will turn semi-translucent the deeper it descends underwater, rendering it practically invisible at the surface below 10 meters. This is aided by fins along SCP-X's back that will imitate the waves on the surface to further camouflage itself from fishermen or other predators.
Little of SCP-X's internal biology is understood despite the translucent scales, which appear to obfuscate their internal organ structure intentionally, preventing intelligent predators from visually targeting vital organs. All that is known is that SCP-X is omnivorous when feeding and can take in oxygen through its gills or mouth at will. SCP-X has a level of intelligence on par with the average human, but testing is difficult due to its personality and main anomalous feature.
SCP-X, when outside of salt water environments, will produce a smell with no apparent source or associate particles, only detectable by individuals who do not believe in the monotheistic abrahamic god or any religion at all. This smell has been described as similar to the smell near fisheries, docks, large bodies of salt water, and specifically the scent of a beached whale's carcass. The intensity of this smell depends on the proximity to SCP-X, their level of faith to the abrahamic god, or are questioned directly on their faith by SCP-X6. All forms of sensory analysis currently feesible have yet to detect the source of the smell, including testing for Akiva radiation and readings on local Hume levels.
Because the smell is not detectable or associated with any identifiable particles or gases, how exactly it permeates and spreads from SCP-X is poorly understood. What is understood is that the less time an individual spends in the proximity of SCP-X, the less likely the smell will persist for more than an hour. While appearing to be a minor inconvenience at first, all individuals for whom the smell lingered for a day or more or increased in intensity reported psychological trauma and an increased willingness to self-mutilate to stop the sensation. Prolonged exposure to this scent has cause nausea, vomiting, dizziness, vertigo, high blood pressure, seizures, migraines, and various symptoms related to olfactory irritation.
While short conversations and interactions with SCP-X can be pleasant, discussions with it will invariably turn to religion and then the subject of faith, which is when it will become highly confrontational. SCP-X will use various methodos to pressure someone into discussing their own beliefs and will question them relentlessly if not stopped. This will inevitably cause SCP-X's anomaly to activate, regardless of the individuals level of faith towards the abrahamic god. The only known methods for a victim to stop the effects are immediate class A amnestics or by participating in religious practices to appease god and declare one's faith to him.
Interview SCP-X-1:
Foreword: Initial interview conducted by Dr. Mann on 4/23/201█ with SCP-X after it was fully acclimatized to its containment cell.
*Interviewed:** SCP-X
Interviewer: Dr. Marko Mann
<BEGIN LOG>
Dr. Mann: Hello SCP-X. How are your accommodations?
SCP-X: Suitable. I am not a stranger to the pious lifestyle, such as the holy prophet did.
Dr. Mann: That's good to hear. Just let one of us know if there's anything you need to make your stay pleasant.
SCP-X: Certainly my son. You look well-fed for one of your age. May I ask a question?
Dr. Mann: I'd like to ask some questions myself, so long as it's relevant to our research.
SCP-X: Hmmhmm…When I feasting I feel compelled to thank our glorious Lord and Savior with song and prayer. Do you say grace before every meal?
Dr. Mann: I do. Do you require something to say grace or-
SCP-X: Surely you jest. A man who's eaten as much as you've been blessed with couldn't be so devoted as to remember to say grace before every, single, meal…could he?
Dr. Mann: Every meal. Now we need to-
SCP-X: Well then you must know the Lord hears your graces best when you say them aloud? Not just under your breath as if you're ashamed.
Dr. Mann: That isn't relevant SCP-X, we need to move forward with the interview.
SCP-X: Can I trust a disciple of the Lord who can't even remember to thank him for his food? What if my prayers can't reach him because of your neglect? How could you damn me like so?
<END LOG>
Post-Interview Summary: Rev. Thorn, still on-site for the transfer of SCP-X, requested that they stop the interview and to remove Dr. Mann from the containment cell. After decontamination, Dr. Mann reported the stench of SCP-X persisting beyond an hour after their conversation. Dr. Mann refused amnestics and reported the smell was gone after Sunday service that week. Since the interview, SCP-X has asked if Dr. Mann has said grace for at least 15 separate meals of which it knew exactly what he was eating and whether or not it was a meal or a snack.
Interview SCP-X-9:
Foreword: Dr. Gesner made a formal request to interview SCP-X behind a hermetically sealed transparent wall to establish the conditions needed for its anomaly to activate. Dr. Gesner has been an staunch Athiest for most of his life and felt secure in his beliefs that he assumed he could withstand any argument SCP-X made. Dr. Mann approved the request, but asked him to be honest if the smell was intensifying to immediately stop the interview and exit the room. Dr. Mann later confessed to not believing Dr. Gesner when he agreed at that time but did not press him when he should have.
Interviewed: SCP-X
Interviewer: Dr. Conrad Gesner
<BEGIN LOG>
Dr. Gesner: Alright SCP-X, how are you today?
SCP-X: Blessed to be on this Earth by the grace of our Lord. Are you not feeling the same way?
Dr. Gesner: I don't believe there is a Lord, so no.
SCP-X: Heresy! How could a man of science reject our holy father like this?
Dr. Gesner: A man of science, a true man of science, needs proof before he can even entertain the possibility. I have no proof and thus I won't entertain it.
SCP-X: What about me? Does my existence not prove there is an intelligent design behind life? How could I exist within the same frame as your science?
NOTE: Analysis of video captured of the interview noticed Dr. Gesner's nostrils flare a few moments during the next section, causing him to pause during his speech.
Dr. Gesner: Because…I don't, I won't accept that there isn't a reasonable explanation for your existence until there is no other option. That is…that must be how science operates.
SCP-X: Even when your founders developed those practices in service to understanding god's work? Your reasoning can only stem from the reasoning of men of faith, men of the Lord, and yet you reject all possibility our heavenly father is not at play in the design of everything?
Dr. Gesner: I-I do. We must find our answers free from the bias of religion.
SCP-X: And outside of your work, do you not fear what comes after death? That your efforts towards science will not be rewarded in the afterlife, does eternal suffering not frighten you more than eternal nothingness?
Dr. Gesner: I didn't say I knew what came after death, and I am not afraid.
SCP-X: No?
Dr. Gesner: No.
SCP-X: Well, I will pray for you then Josiah. Matilda can't wait to see you again, and if you go to hell then her and Dewey will be forever lost from you…
Dr. Gesner: …The…What? How coul-
NOTE: Dr. Gesner grabs his nose and begins backing up from the wall. Dr. Gesner's name was originally Josiah Gesner before he changed it when he turned 18. Matilda was his biological mother's name who died during childbirth and was a Presbyterian for her entire life. The name Dewey was later confirmed to be the name of Dr. Gesner's childhood pet dog. SCP-X has yet to explain how he gained this information.
SCP-X: Matilda always loved that name for you, she really does wish you had kept it despite your resistance to the loving embrace of god. Do you love her? Did you ever?
Dr. Gesner: STOP! I can taste it on my breath! It's coming from my skin! I…HOW!? HOW!??
SCP-X: By the grace of god. Amen.
<END LOG>
Incident-X-1 Report: Dr. Gesner was immediately treated with class A amnestics, but the effect of the smell persisted even when all memory of the event had been wiped. Dr. Gesner was approved for time off from work to recover from the event. Following the COVID-19 pandemic, communication with Dr. Gesner suddenly ceased and could not be located for several months.
On 3/01/2021, Agents located Dr. Gesner who had changed his name to Jean-Luke Peter and had been living off a Swedish coastline alone with a new wife █████ Peter, age 20. When Agents approached Dr. Gesner's home, Mrs. Peter informed them that he would return that night from fishing.
That night, Dr. Gesner returned as expected with a net holding 17 salt water fish. Dr. Gesner agreed to an interview without resistance. He explained that he began reading the bible to look for methods of removing SCP-X's smell and stated he felt drawn to the Gospels of Like and John regarding Jesus' miracles with catching large quantities of fish upon believing in his words.
Dr. Gesner stated that he believed that once he was able to live a faithful life and was rewarded by catching 153 fish, he would be free from the smell. Since establishing his new life, Dr. Gesner has reported a decrease in the intensity of the smell and is able to ignore its effects due to the coastline air masking the underlying anomaly.
Agents asked Dr. Gesner how he knew this method would negate the anomaly's effects and stated, "Logic has abandoned me, all I have now is faith." Dr. Gesner proceeded to cook the caught fish and provided a signature documenting his formal resignation from the Foundation. Embedded agents in the area are to survey and report on Dr. Gesner's status and ensure he follows secrecy guidelines regarding resignation. Documents will be filed for public/governmental purposes declaring Dr. Conrad Gesner as deceased and fabricated documents to support his current identity.
When SCP-X was spoken to afterwards, he asked about Dr. Gesner's condition and was told the truth. SCP-X reportedly smiled and stated, "I'm so happy he's doing okay, he has found the path the Lord intended for him to follow. Amen, praise be to Mr. Peter and his lovely wife."
SCP-X had not been told of Dr. Gesner's new name or that he had a spouse and attempts to press the matter lead to it aggressively challenging researcher's faith, causing the discussion to be stopped.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-# is currently contained at Site-17 in a standard humanoid containment cell along with any possessions or requested items at the behest of senior research staff. SCP-# is allowed supervised walks through low-risk sections of Site-17 daily if requested. Foundation staff may receive approval from their supervisor and Head Researcher Dr. Marko Mann to shadow research staff during these walks for research purposes or volunteer work.
Should SCP-# "wake up," while outside of his containment cell, supervising staff are to follow procedure and patiently assist him into a wheelchair for transportation back to his cell. SCP-# will record any non-lucid daydreams in a journal, which is to be reviewed at the end of every month along with findings from his sleepwalks.
Description: SCP-# is a male human who's neurological pathways cause him to experience conscious lucidity while sleeping and falls unconscious when awoken.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-#### is contained at Site-## in a standard humanoid containment cell awaiting a termination method to be decided on by administration staff and the ethics committee. At noon everyday, SCP-####'s containment chamber is to be restocked on ice and a 1 loaf of white bread via the installed pneumatic tube system. SCP-#### has 1 hour to return the delivery container and submit its requests via electronic texts recorded on its hard-drive to be reviewed by the research team for approval.
Should SCP-#### fail to return the container in 1 hour or conduct any action seen as possibly hostile, its containment chamber is to be immediately set to Lockdown and completely sealed to prevent any act caused by it to be sensed by any individual within a 10 meter radius. The Site will be placed on yellow alert until Mobile Task Force Beta-85 “Belly Achers” can arrive on scene and commence Operation F█████ until SCP-#### is confirmed incapacitated by thermal sensors. Lockdown will be lifted and MTF Beta-85 will retrieve the delivery container, assess damages to SCP-#### and its containment cell, and reestablish standard containment before it can awaken.
Current termination date is scheduled for 3/6/2019, further questions on the subject should be directed to the Chair of the General Affairs Department, Mr. Carl Collodi.
Description: SCP-#### is a human male in his 30's with an advanced biological digestive system capable of not only consuming any type of matter successfully, while negating any negative side-effects, but several other anomalies are present throughout its digestive process that pose a significant threat to Foundation staff and the world as a whole if not contained. SCP-#### refuses to cooperate with staff further and after 1/22/2019 (Incident-####-8,) it has made its intent clear to use its abilities against the Foundation unless it is terminated. As such, no further testing or research is to be conducted on SCP-####'s abilities outside of what has already been documented on this article.
- Tongue is structured more like a cephalopod's limbs, capable of increased dexterity and manipulation of food for mastication, taste, and molecular identification of matter.
- Top and Bottom main rows of teeth all have a osseous tissue layer surrounding each cavity from which enamel and plaque are used to mold and protect the teeth into their preferred form
- Gums can open up new roots for temporary/specialized teeth to grow within minutes.
- Excess bone and muscle structures in the face and jaw, allowing for larger food to be eaten quickly and painlessly.
- Lips can create a perfect vacuum seal around the mouth or expand to SCP-096 levels.~
- Saliva complex and specialized glands to release various microbial bodies to assist in feeding and ease of consumption, but have also shown to be able to store poisons or wastes for defensive purposes.
- Strengthened esophagus muscles that SCP-#### can freely move independent from its spine.
- Hyper complex stomach chambers that have yet to fully be explored.
- 2 extra appendixes that function as back-up kidneys and filtration for radioactive materials.
- A speculated 17 intestinal tracts comprising the entire lower abdomen.
- Anal cavity and rectum are [Redacted]~
| SCP-#### Initial Testing | |
| Subject | D-9013 |
| Protocol | 1 slice of white bread |
| Results | Subject became intensely focused on SCP-#### consumption of the bread, which was swallowed whole. Despite only chewing for 3.54 seconds before swallowing, subject quickly asked staff for bread, showing increased saliva production and dilated eyes. Within the next 5 minutes, subject expressed increasing stomach pains and nausea. After consuming 1 slice, subjects hunger and pain ceased. |
| SCP-#### Initial Testing | |
| Subject | D-9013 |
| Protocol | 1 loaf of white bread |
| Results | SCP-#### consumed the loaf in 2 bites, initially frightening the subject before showing the same response as he did previously. Consumption took 19.2 seconds before swallowing. Subject's pains would not subside until an entire loaf was consumed. Subject showed increased panic and almost choked several times due to not properly chewing food before swallowing. After consumption of the loaf 25 minutes later, subject reported the pain in his stomach was increasing the longer it took to consume, regardless of how much he had already eaten. |
| SCP-#### Initial Testing | |
| Subject | D-9013 |
| Protocol | 1 loaf of white bread in plastic packaging |
| Results | Despite pushback from subject and SCP-####, results were similar to previous test. Subject's pains were not satisfied until the plastic packaging was consumed as well, but did not need to be eaten at the same time as the loaf as SCP-#### did. Subject expressed relief after consumption and reported no pain or discomfort. Subject later died in his cell from a blockage caused by the packaging |
Note: SCP-#### later asked about D-9013's condition after testing. When informed, they became increasingly distraught and combative verbally with staff. Future testing and discussions with SCP-#### should avoid the informing them further about the status of test results. Field Agents searching for POI#3489, former Level 3 Researcher Dr. Leonard Mossman, have suggested SCP-#### may have been one of his victims. Further testing is necessary to confirm.
*perceiving its consumption will compel others to eat the same thing regardless of danger~
- can induce hunger pains, nausea with gasses and burps~
- does not vomit, stores poisons in saliva~
- drinking own blood sends cannibal psychic signal, gets bad~
~means not final
Area-210 surrounding Site-69.
Special Containment Procedures: All Foundation staff who use marijuana for recreational purposes or for medical reasons must report any hallucinations or paranoid sensations regarding SCP-#-1 or SCP-#-2 immediately to a supervisor or level 4 staff member.
Area-210 is constructed around the building (Documented to be SCP Site-69) containing SCP-#-1 and SCP-#-2, and is to be staffed by Foundation agents posing as construction and water treatment employees during the day following scheduled performance-construction to continue the illusion of work being done to the public. During the night, Area-210 only needs a small 4 person security team to ensure no trespassers enter the facility.
Under no circumstances are any personnel allowed to enter Area-210 without permission from a level 4 researcher. Any person inside Area-210 spotted entering Site-69 without approval from on-site agents are to be considered MIA and will not be rescued.
SCP-#-1 and SCP-#-2’s position will be tracked by Area-210’s security systems which have been connected to Site-69’s remaining security cameras. Any changes in behavior must be reported to senior Area-210 staff. Staff on-site must also test the local air and water for increased traces of THC and identify if they pose enough of a risk to the surrounding civilian population. If traces of SCP-# are confirmed to be found outside Area-210, MTF-Beta 7 will be deployed to ensure civilians are evacuated to outside the city limits to prevent the spreading.
Description: SCP-# is the general term referring to the substance produced by SCP-#-1 and SCP-#-2, as it is believed to be a byproduct from ingesting an anomalous hybrid strain of a marijuana plant, the main source for SCP-#, which is believed to reside somewhere in the lower levels of Site-69. Minimal understanding of the plant and the specific effects it causes is because it has presently only been observed in as a byproduct of its victims and evidence suggests that both SCP-#-1 and SCP-#-2's are the result of consuming the original plant.
While the nature of its anomalous properties can't be fully tested, SCP-#'s main ability seems to share or spread the identities of those who consume the plant to others under the direct effects of smoking marijuana (SCP-#'s effects do not seem to spread to those who consume synthetic or highly processed forms of the plant.)
While it is assumed that there are other factors at play for SCP-#'s trasnfer of knowledge to work/ a key one is the ability for the affected individual to understand the information presented, usually in the form of an unconscious dream. Upon waking, if the individual does not understand who or what the identities might be, they will quickly forget their dream over the next 24 hours. If an individual does understand, they will audibly laugh to themselves, which also acts as a subconscious trigger to other intoxicated individuals who will immediately receive, process, and comprehend the information and respond with a laugh as well. Meaning the identities of SCP-#-1 and SCP-#-2, while capable of spreading to members of the public without any practical means of stopping it, it has only been understood by members of SCP staff or individuals in frequent proximity to SCP staff members.
The Foundation first became aware of SCP-# around late April of 2021, when it was noted that multiple staff members from sites across the globe independently began an in-joke about an anomalous Foundation researcher and security officer referred to as “Dr. Sticky-Hands-McGee” and “Officer Maddog Duke”, (Designated SCP-#-1 and SCP-#-2 respectively.) The joke often was used to make fun of certain research staff who fit their perception of SCP-#-1 (Slow, stuffy nosed, wore glasses, bald or balding, sweaty, consumes junk food, social ineptness) and would do the same with security personnel who fit their perception of SCP-#-2 (Aggressive, smokes, anti-social behavior, lone wolf personality, gaunt faced, bad teeth.)
A common trait amongst staff making these jokes was that they had recently smoked, consumed, or otherwise imbibed in the drug marijuanna to the point of unconsciousness or had been in the presence of someone who fell unconscious while imbibing from the same source of the drug. Upon waking up, the individual will say SCP-#-1 and SCP-#-2’s names, resulting in spreading the knowledge of the joke to the other intoxicated individuals, resulting in laughter. This was the same experience shared by all staff who had begun the in-joke. Further interviews revealed that those that fell unconscious only remember dreaming about wandering an empty Foundation site, and that before they could get to the lower levels they saw two three figures approaching before waking up. The two of the figures are assumed to be SCP-#-1 and SCP-#-2 but all dreams end before they can clearly identify either figure or whom the third figure is as well.
In early June of 2021, Agent Jon Dough discovered Site-69 in BLANK, SO, during a police investigation into a possible grow house operation. Police in the area had received calls from a nearby gas station that a strong smell of marijuanna was coming in from the nearby forest and that he had heard loud noises coming from that direction a few months ago but never discovered why. It is believed this is when Site-69 appeared in our reality, with the smell possibly originating from SCP-#, indicating it had been recently accessed during that time as the entire site appears to be designed to be vacuumed sealed, preventing any gases from escaping the facility unless left intentionally open.
SCP-#-1 is an entity that is believed to formerly be Dr. McGee.
SCP-# during a containment attempt.
Special Containment Procedures: Efforts to contain SCP-# are to be temporarily suspended until Incident-#-49 is fully investigated. D-class activities taking place on the continent of Australia are to be heavily reduced and/or relocated, with land-based transportation of personnel to be moved to off-shore routes. Terminations of D-class are to be avoided while inside the country if at all possible, as efforts to reduce the loss of personnel have resulted in a reduced number of attacks by SCP-#. Any personnel caught spreading information on SCP-# (aka "Gangstaroo") with the intent of mythologizing it among the D-class populace are to be interrogated for any possible leads on GoI #6639 "Dis-Land Co. Projects" and their connections with the creature.
Description: SCP-# is a male member of the species Osphranter rufus (red kangaroo) and the largest confirmed specimen ever recorded measuring at 2.16 m tall, with a tail measuring 1.7 m long and a weight of approximately 100 kg. SCP-#'s large frame is supported by an equally above-average musculature which allows it to perform extra-ordinary physical feats beyond what the average member of its species is capable of. How much of SCP-#'s physical capabilities are natural or anomalous cannot be determined at this time, it is clear that something anomalous-in-nature is enhancing its abilities. This includes SCP-#'s intelligence, reaction-time, and its senses (specifically olfactory capabilities,) which have allowed it to evade capture and permanent containment by the Foundation.
Other than its size, SCP-# is also seen with orange markings around its eyes. Fur left behind from an attack shows that the fur is colored that way by an unknown chemical dye present in the creature's blood, which is made pronounced when ejected from the tear ducts of the animal. Attempts to distill the chemical out of SCP-#'s bodily fluid have all failed with the only discovery being that the chemical present irritates the eye much like the chemicals found in onions (syn-Propanethial-S-oxide.)
SCP-#'s personality is aggresively violent and vidictive towards Foundation staff save for D-class. In every attack on Foundation personnel, SCP-# will take its time rooting out staff hiding or disguising themselves to kill them before leaving the area. Footage indicates that SCP-# is able to pick out Foundation staff by scent, though every attempt to mask this theoretical scent has not prevented the creature from locating staff members. It will generally ignore civilians and D-class after it has ensured they have a means of escape.
While efforts to stop SCP-# attacks have proved useful, as time has progressed the Foundations efforts to retrieve runaway D-class has become unusually difficult. Over 67% of D-class who survive an SCP-# attack have never been recovered or had their bodies located. It is for this reason the Foundation suspects the Dis-Land Co. Projects, a Group of Intrest specializing in sabotaging Foundation research and containment procedures and recruiting D-class to their extra-dimensional location.
Discovery/Incident-#-1:
Record of Incidents:
Containment Attempts/Interview:
Incident-#-48/Video Log:
Containment/Containment Breach:
Investigation Findings:
Journal of D-172631:
Update:
Confirmed instances of SCP-# waving at soldiers returning from WW1.
Special Containment Procedures: Containment of SCP-# is unnecessary and detrimental to the continued normalcy of both American society and human civilization at this point in time. Area-501 will house the original SCP-# instance under the direction of SCP-#-A, who will permanently reside on-site as an ambassador to the Foundation. All information provided by SCP-#-A will only be shared with members of the Anonymous Non-Americana Council (ANAC) and will only be available on Area-501 servers. All evidence and specimens of SCP-# and SCP-#-1 instances will be housed in a separate unit for archival purposes.
Area-500’s location is only available to members of the ANAC and the Administrator. Requests for any information related to SCP-# must be approved by a Level-5 Researcher and the ANAC, who will conduct all discussions and information briefings on-site at Area-500. Instances of SCP-# still in hiding outside of USA borders are forbidden from accessing Area-151 and should be considered an act of aggression against the Foundation.
Instances of SCP-#-1 will not be contained or persecuted in any way and Foundation staff who are aware of their condition are free to come forward under the protection of the Ethics Committee. However, knowledge of SCP-#'s existence is to never be revealed to staff under Level 4 clearance without great precaution taken. Instances of SCP-# should also be considered self-containing as its actions are independent of the host they inhabit and only influence political actions.
SCP-#-B and SCP-#-C have been confirmed terminated. SCP-#-D is currently in Foundation care at [DATA EXPUNGED].
Description: SCP-# is a sapient species of floral super-organism which is rooted in an extra-dimensional location relative to ours, intersecting into our local reality via their petals/corolla which is nearly identical in appearance to the current flag of the United States of America. All SCP-# instances refer to themselves and each other as "Jhy Jyn Jyo"7, the species imitates the movement and visual properties of a non-anomalous American flag before locating a human host to possess, turning them into SCP-#-1 instances. They claim to be a symbiotic organism with humans, as they have a high level of manipulation over their bodies but are highly susceptible to being manipulated and damaged due to wind and other environmental conditions, unless they inhabit a human host for protection. In return for protecting them and assisting in propagating their species, SCP-# uses its extra-dimensional perspective on our reality to ensure their hosts and hosts' country (i.e. the US) are protected far into the future by means of utilizing non-anomalous memetic and political moves.
SCP-# fully integrates itself when entering the human body's via any available orifice (not including any orifice related to genitalia) by wrapping itself up until it is only 1 nanometer in diameter and secreting various mucilages8 from its extra-dimensionally located glands that assist in integrating into their new holobiont and for locomotion through the body. SCP-# instances prefer to remain in the stomach or digestive tracts, but move throughout the body frequently. Ejection from the host is rare, only occurring when SCP-# is in danger of discovery or if their host is forced to officially work for a foreign country or large-scale organization outside of American borders9, including the Foundation. This will generally kill the SCP-# instance by the force of their ejection from a host, shriviling up and draining of color until they are a yellowish-white color, making their corpses resemble tapeworms or other parasitic lifeforms.
[Further information on the biology and behavior of SCP-# is classified and requires accessing Area-501 by request of SCP-#-A.]
SCP-#-1 instances will forget all memories associated with being possessed by SCP-# and remain unaware of their presence for their most of their lives. SCP-#-1 are only made aware of SCP-# if they need to be by the instance for their own safety or when [REDACTED]. Once infected, SCP-#-1 instances become extremely patriotic towards America regardless of their country of origin or previous allegences. This patriotism is often seen as bizarre or out of place by relatives of the instance and may cause family or relationship to breakdown overtime.
Outside of SCP-# taking direct control of its host by way of chemical, hormonal, microbial, and physical manipulation, no other changes to normal behavior are expected when becoming an SCP-#-1 instance. Awarness of SCP-# by SCP-#-1 is described as similar to that of how SCP-4770-3 operates with its host (the significance of this relation is completely unknown.)
While SCP-# have an overly ethical stance to their role with human society, they have no qualms regarding the methods, beliefs, or history of their hosts when selecting them, with the exception of pre-pubescent humans10 have been seen. Primarily focusing on elderly, sick, and eccentric individuals as hosts, SCP-# inside their hosts have a life-span of 30 years. They can extend their own host's lifespan through directs attempts to repair injuries and can even revive a recently deceased body. SCP-#-1 will immediately perish when their SCP-# is dead, believed to be due to sudden emotional shock.
While
| SCP-#-2 Testing | |
| Subject | SCP-#-2-19 |
| Protocol | Testing SCP-#-2’s ability to detect shapeshifters or anomalous humanoids. |
| Results | DATA HERE |
SCP-#-A activating during a Foundation research seminar on Akephaloilogy and theoretical memetics before Dr. Dante Josserand was shot and died due to POP. The man in the back that was humming "Pop Goes the Weasel" vanished from frame after the POP. Researchers state they "Don't get it."
Special Containment Procedures: Unnecessary. The anomaly (referred to as SCP-#-A) only manifests under extremely specific circumstances that are not fully understood in order to prevent SCP-#-B (Previously SCP-#.) SCP-#-B previous containment procedures were nearly non-existent until SCP-#-A first manifested, and due to the circumstances behind its manifestation leading to an unexplored sub-set of theoretical memetics, Josserian memetics (aka Joxerian, Comedia-fu,) that still require further study.
Victims of SCP-#-A must be destroyed to prevent further POP events but effort must be placed in ensuring their archived data is not corrupted in the process. SCP-#-B pop-ups will be logged and blocked by all Foundation security and anti-virus software. Personnel are highly warned against reading SCP-#-B pop-ups or listening to their effects. No contact with the provided phone-number has been made since 02/12/2017.
Description: SCP-#-B was previously a pop-up experienced exclusively by Foundation computers and personnel since 1992. While SCP-#-B subverted all known anti-virus, security, and anti-adware programs, it had no other anomalous effects. Calling the provided number resulted in a busy tone for 25 years until 02/12/2017 (See Incident-#-1.) Since then, the number has been out of service.
SCP-#-B now lists the following words in a random assortment fitting the above example template. ((Refer to MUM tab))
- Song
- Stolen Sneakers
- Medications
- Slow Days
- At Home Experiments
- Microwave Radiation
- Hamster
- POP
- Balloon
- Sick Universe
- Entropy
- Nice Try
- Change
- Off Air
- Entrapped 13
- Colombian Package
- Postman
- William
- Goldilocks
- Cultural Archetypes
- Bears
- Imperialism
- Three
- Expansionist
- Possible Metaphor
- Too Cold Cash
- Analogy
- Sexual
- Soft
- Womb
- Medium Breaks
- Logic Flaw
- Bed
- ██
- Sleep
- Reap
- Don't Eat
- Don't Know
- Tune In
- Tomorrow
- Explore
- Snow White
Recorded Call Transcript
Date: 2/12/2017 @ 10:34 AM
Subject: SCP-#-1
Team Member: Dr. Julius Dufresne
Foreword: This call took place on Dr. Dufresne's work phone (assumed intentionally) and was thus recorded as per Foundation security protocols.
[BEGIN LOG]
Dr. Dufresne: Oh! Hello? Did it actually answer?
SCP-#-1: Hello sir or madam? Are you there?
Dr. Dufresne: Can you hear me?
SCP-#-1: Hello? I can hear you sir. Can you hear me?
Dr. Dufresne: YES! Are you behind SCP-#?
SCP-#-1: Excuse me?
Dr. Dufresne: The pop-ups! They've been showing up for years and no one's answered the phone!
SCP-#-1: …
Sounds of clicking and typing can be heard.
Dr. Dufresne: This is the first time anyone's answered!
Dr. Dufresne: Hello? Hello!?
SCP-#-1: I can hear you sir one moment. Just wait a moment sir.
SCP-#-1: Oh my god…you are kidding me…
Dr. Dufresne: What?
SCP-#-1: JUST WAIT A MOMENT SIR! PLEASE WAIT! JUST A MOMENT!
Dr. Dufresne: Listen, I didn't expect you to answer. I have a joint seminar on memetics and this pop-up appeared while I was saving the presentation. It is vital I-
SCP-#-1: Sir! Are meaning to tell me that you've not spoken with Djadado?
Dr. Dufresne: Who?
SCP-#-1: OH MY GOD SIR!
Sounds of something hitting the receiver and cursing in unknown variants of French and Hindi.
Dr. Dufresne: Whoa!
SCP-#-1: Sir! Are you for being serious? You are not kidding me?
Dr. Dufresne: What are you talking about? No one's answered the phone for…25 years? I t-
SCP-#-1: OH MY FUCKING GOD SIR YOU ARE KIDDING!
Dr. Dufresne: No! Jesus calm down!
SCP-#-1: NO! YOU…I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! OH MY FUCKING GOD! NO SIR NO!
Dr. Dufresne: What's wrong? Just talk to me!
SCP-#-1: SIR! Are you looking at your screen!?
Dr. Dufresne can be heard moving in his chair.
Dr. Dufresne: Yes? Wait, are you controlling my computer?
SCP-#-1: Do not panic sir! I need to verify…your continuum is not hacked with POPware or MUMware sir…
(Recordings of Dr. Dufresne's computer were not capable of capturing the extent of SCP-#-1's access to the SCP database, and all key logs and event logs recorded nothing of its interference. Multiple security breaches were set off specifically for O5 council members.)
Dr. Dufresne: What the hell are you doing? My screen is flashing…
SCP-#-1: SIR! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE DONE!?
Dr. Dufresne: What? Who?
SCP-#-1: Djadado was the local technician of your continuum sir…but he is being missing! For you, 25 years! Do you know what he was monitoring sir?
Dr. Dufresne: I haven't th-
SCP-#-1: OMNI-HACKERS SIR!
Dr. Dufresne: Haha…Omni…Hackers? Oh my god…is this a joke?
SCP-#-1: SIR! HOW ARE YOU SO SMART!?
Dr. Dufresne: W-what?
Dr. Dufresne starts chuckling softly.
SCP-#-1: PERFECT SIR! You must be completing the cycle subconsciously regardless of the alterations! This means it can be fixed sir!
Dr. Dufresne: I-I don't underst-stand…
SCP-#-1: If you check your Joxulometer…it should be SCP-055…it should tell us the status of your continuum.
Dr. Dufresne: Uhhh…055? All I know…anyone knows…is it isn't a sphere.
SCP-#-1: Excuse me sir?
Dr. Dufresne: It's not spherical. That's all we know. A very powerful anti-meme th-
SCP-#-1: NOOOOOO SIR! NO! NO!
Sound of phone clattering.
Dr. Dufresne: JESUS! What are you screaming for? Hello? Hello!?
Sounds of the phone being grabbed.
SCP-#-1: SIR IT IS NOT ANTI! IT IS NOT MEME! THIS BAD VERY BAD! NO, NO, No…it is meant to be the P O P.
Dr. Dufresne: P O P? Like pop?
SCP-#-1: DO NOT SAY IT LIKE THAT SIR! Please say all the letters in that word.
Dr. Dufresne: Okay? Is it dangerous to associate the acronym with…that sound?
SCP-#-1: Yes sir!
Dr. Dufresne: Then what does P O P stand for?
SCP-#-1: I cannot say sir. With this situation it is like carrying a soap bubble in a storm. Very dangerous. Fragile. Dangerous sir.
Dr. Dufresne: I see…is it a memetic anomaly?
SCP-#-1: You are joking? Bigger than memetics.
Dr. Dufresne: Bigger? Like reality bending?
SCP-#-1: Do not be pulling my leg sir. Ai ai ai…it is…hard to explain when you are not like me.
Dr. Dufresne:…You said it was related to joking?
SCP-#-1: YES! A joke! Very excellent sir! Okay…just a moment sir.
Sounds of several papers and supplies being shuffled can be heard.
SCP-#-1: Are you still there sir?
Dr. Dufresne: Yes? Is this going to be much longer?
SCP-#-1: PLEASE! Please, sir, be patient.
Dr. Dufresne: Alright! Go on!
Dr. Dufresne's phone buzzes.
Dr. Dufresne: Hold on…Marigold is texting me…Pfff…Marigold…you must be bushed…
Dr. Dufresne begins chuckling again and can be heard tapping on his screen.
Dr. Dufresne: All…around…the…Marigold…bush…hehehe…
SCP-#-1: Sir? Sir? What are you doing?
Dr. Dufresne: Snnffffttt-tehhehehe…the monkey chased…the…w-weasle…p-p-pffff…
SCP-#-1: Sir! SIR NO! NO!
Crackling interferrence sounds begin repeating in sync with Dr. Dufresne's laughter.
Dr. Dufresne: Monkey…hahahaHAHAHA! AHAHA HE THOUGHT-
SCP-#-1: Sir! Oh nooo…Quickly sir get a hold of yourself!
Dr. Dufresne: I…hahahah…I d-don't geee-ghahahah! PFFffff…hahahaaa…HAHAHA HE THOUGHT IT WAS ALLL FUUUUN! HAHEHEHEHEEEH!
SCP-#-1: Oh no…I am sorry sir. I will help you…just wait a moment…sir…
Dr. Dufresne begins laughing uncontrollably and is heard dropping the phone. Before SCP-#-1 disconnects the call, what sounds like a gun being cocked is heard.
[END LOG]
At 10:51 AM, surveillance cameras captured Dr. Dufresne exit his office doubled over in laughter. Dr. Dufresne's face was completely red and swollen, with streams of tears, spit, snot, and blood streaming down his face. Dr. Dufresne's head began swelling to 5 times its normal size and rapidly changing colors in his skin. Laughter coming from Dr. Dufresne begins interferring with all recording equipment for 3 minutes until the first sighting of SCP-#-B appears emerging from the office doorway. SCP-#-B fires 3 shots into Dr. Drufresne's center temple, resulting in his entire mass to be transformed into Confetti.
Voicemail Transcript
Date: 2/12/2017 @ 11:50 AM
Subject: SCP-#-1
Voicemail Owner: ██-█
[BEGIN LOG]
SCP-#-1: YOU ARE A VERY BAD PERSON SIR! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH DJADADO AND DID TO THE CONTINUUM! But Listen to me! MUMware has been installed to protect your continuum! I did not have time to make it perfect but that anomaly is only temporary! Sir! You and your allies have put your Foundation and its peoplel in danger! If any of them complete the cycle in their mind, if it is completed for them, it will activate! They will die but the P O P will be very, very small. This will stop any chain-reaction of contagious laughter resulting from P O P. You have maybe 3 to 9 years of security. I will make plans to keep your continuum safe…
Muffling sounds can be heard covering the receiver. SCP-#-1 can be heard shouting for someone named Jewel or Yule to get someone named Jet or Jeff on the line.
SCP-#-1: What you are scared of? Is it far more dangerous than what will happen if you changed? Or stopped hiding the truth behind secrets, lies and open knowledge? Then you are stupid. Anomalies you are too idiotic to know can be born from this and your Foundation isn't ready. It is too late though. According to our scan, the karmic cascade has reached its zenith.
You delay death for yourself, you delay consequences for your actions, you delay the entropy of your █████. You ruined the joke for everyone to stay in power but nature balances all inequalities overtime. The tables turn, the shoes flip, the bluff called. You feared death…now death has made someone who cannot fear you.
Until you fix your own hack the pop-ups will ensure no-one gets too close for your own sake. You mother fuc-
Inbox reached capacity.
[END LOG]
POP is meaningless and simply refers to the anomaly that occurs when one's consciousness is able to circumvent both memetic and anti-memetic effects through Joxerian memetics, the study of Jox data and Joss points. Because of the completion of a Joxerian cycle without the support of natural memetics results in the shattering of all Jox data and Joss points, total destruction of consciousness and matter and transforming it into Confetti, solidified Jox data aka JUNK.
Jox data is the minuta of information required to connect one or multiple Joss points.
Joss points are a large clump of Jox data that form the binding for those strings of data to create Joxerian cycles. Multiple Joxerian cycles linked by Joss points are considered Memes, which make up the mega-joxerian cycle's Joss points.
MUM is the word, a phrase referring to synthetic or man-made memetics meant to prevent POP. MUMware is referred to linked memetics that act more as aggressive buffers to outside forces, but are poor at subterfuge, manipulation from their creators, numerous sides-effects, and cannot remain stable for long-term use. Inevitable POP.
Confetti/JUNK are semi-permanant solidified incomplete Jox data. Example, 1 Confetti could represent +2=x.G#. What does that mean? Nothing. And only when it is fully observed does it fade into the memeosphere, as if it never existed, to be reused.
Special Containment Procedures: Because SCP-# only affects Foundation computers and personnel when in private, and has no anomalous properties outside of its appearance, security software will be updated to log its appearance rather than attempt to block it. Foundation personnel who encounter SCP-# are to ignore its warning and close the dialogue box. All attempts to contact or trace the provided number have failed and are to be discouraged from contacting.
Description: SCP-# is a pop-up affecting Foundation associated electronics when being used by Foundation personnel in private. SCP-# can bypass all current methods of computer security and anti-adware programs and apps through assumedly anomalous means. SCP-# has been ocurring since 1992, though the exact date is unknown and was not properly documented. SCP-# produces the following message.
SCP warning:
** Foundation Warning Alert **
Please call us immediately at: 055 5178 338█ (Toll Free)
Do not ignore this critical alert.
If you close this pop-up, your containment abilities will be disabled to protect against further disruption to your Foundation.
Your omniklaxon has alerted us that it has been infected with possible POPware and MUMware. The following Joxerian memetics are being fabricated…
1.Foundation Lore
2.Containment Personnel Details
3.Enigmatic Anomaly Lessons
4.MUMware stored on this continuum
Please call us within the next 25 years to prevent your continuum from being disabled or from any Joxian POPs or improper usage of MUMware.
Toll Free: 055 5178 338█
Prevent this possum from creating additional jokes.
Back to SCP
Attempts to understand the meaning behind this warning have been unsuccessful. Examining the html code used the pop-up appears completely normal. Below is a log for actions resulting in SCP-# appearing.
| SCP-# Logged Appearances | |
| Subject | Dr. Johann Ritter |
| Action | Creating SCP-354's article. |
| Results | Upon uploading the article to the database from Area-354, SCP-# manifested. Dr. Ritter closed the pop-up. Dr. Ritter reported the pop-up appeared after every edit to the article, blaming it for corrupting several sections. This was before Event 354-20, after which Dr. Ritter was considered MIA. |
| SCP-# Logged Appearances | |
| Subject | Dr. Mitchell Batty |
| Action | Researching Xenospatial Physics |
| Results | Only occured when attempting to discover interlinked SCP's who spatial did not allign or should not be linked based on location or distance. |
| SCP-# Logged Appearances | |
| Subject | Dr. Shane Manta |
| Action | Chemical Readout from SCP-093 recovered material. |
| Results | At the same time as SCP-# appeared, SCP-086 began reporting an SOS from SCP-086-1. When answered, SCP-086 expressed confusion as to why it was alarmed. Upon giving SCP-086 a copy of the warning, both SCP-086-7 and 8 began acting unusually before SCP-086 informed staff he "Didn't get it." |
| SCP-# Logged Appearances | |
| Subject | Dr. Charie Bingham |
| Action | Researching various vehicle related SCP's. |
| Results | SCP-973, SCP-1872, SCP-2086, and SCP-3899 all resulted in SCP-# appearing. |
