DeepFryedLogic

Item #: SCP-4XXX

Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: BASIC OUTLINE all adverts and billing documents are to be intercepted and burned save for 1 new specimen a month to be sent to site XX for testing of paper and ink to determine the source of the senders local via micro organisms and possible genetic residue left by the mailer. Any person under the effects of SCP-4XXX-1 are to be given class b amnestics and have memories planted of the firm shutting down last month and information on new insurance that is to be set up via the foundation. and any saved information on SCP-4XXX is also to be collected form the affected and burned

Description: SCP-4XXX is a family run insurance agency publicly known as ██████ & ██████ Insurance. This information is based solely on billing statements and advertisements intercepted by MTF Alpha-4 ("Pony Express") as well as similar articles found within the homes of those affected by SCP-4XXX-1.BASIC OUTLINE: SCP-4XXX-1 makes it so that the item being insured will not be damaged in any accident or malicious attempts of insurance fraud. the daamge that would have affected the insured item is instead reflected upon the insured in the case of accident this will happen some time during the next billing cycle and will happen while thje insured is not in or around the item that was insured. The effect wil happen instantly to any person atemting to defraud the company