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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be held in a 10x10 foot steel room with standard heating and air surrounded on all sides by a trench of liquid salt water containing no less than 30 Southern stingray (Dasyatis americana) on all sides and must be at least 25 feet deep and 30 feet wide. These stingray are to be properly fed and maintained along with SCP-XXXX, and any lost stingray are to be immediately replaced. If under any circumstance SCP-XXXX is to escape from this containment chamber, recontainment teams must be sent out with saltwater crocodiles in order to lure SCP-XXXX back into their chamber while attempting to cause the least amount of damage and attention as possible.
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Description: SCP-XXXX is a middle aged Caucasian male who identifies, looks, and sounds identical to TV personality “Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin. SCP-XXXX seems to have all memories of Steve Irwin but does not seem to hold them to the same emotional level that the original Steve Irwin possessed. SCP-XXXX refuses to converse with any personnel about anything other than wildlife. SCP-XXXX has the innate ability to detect any members of the Crocodylinae subfamily of the Crocodylidae family within 2 miles. Upon sensing any of these creatures, SCP-XXXX will begin to sprint at speeds up to 60 km/h towards them. During this time, SCP-XXXX appears to be indestructible, moving through and destroying anything in his direct path. The only exception to this are stingrays, which SCP-XXXX will refuse to pass. If SCP-XXXX notices stingrays in his path he will, without fail, loudly exclaim “Crikey! I won’t do that again, mate!” before stopping his movement completely and entering a docile state until triggered again by a new crocodile entering the 2 mile radius. If SCP-XXXX does reach a crocodile, he will shout “I’m going to wrassle(sic) ‘em!” and proceed to grab the tail end of the crocodile and swing it upwards at extreme force, with an estimated average velocity of 140 m/s. Despite the high distance the crocodile will go, they are always unharmed. After a crocodile is thrown in this way, SCP-XXXX will never