Cheezy_Boi

Item #: SCP-4902

Object class: Safe

Special containment procedures:

SCP-4902's are contained in a 20 meter by 12 meter replica of a british high-end apartment. All of the SCP-4902's Must be kept unaware of containment by the foundation. And distracted by the TV or other means of entertainment. Any reference to the SCP foundation, will dramatically change the entity's mood to dangerously intense levels.

Description:

SCP-4902 appears to be what seems to be three anthropomorphic obese cats, around 1.3 meters in height, that speak with incredibly exaggerated british accents, and seem to adore drinking tea with donuts. The three entities are for the most part incredibly docile and will seek any opportunity to discuss about politics, must of our personnel that where assigned in SCP-4902's cell, (Including Dr.██████) don't even try to take the entity seriously. SCP-4902 is not allowed to get out of containment despite their docile attitude. Due to ████ ███████████ SCP-4902 seems to despise the existence of the SCP foundation, and states that it is the worst way to make nature suffer. SCP-4902 has such strong feelings for the foundation that our most recent test (test:████████) resulted in D-3561 getting his head decapitated by the entity.

Interview log. Test: ████████:

D-3561:Alright let's get started with this test…

SCP-4902-1:Test? I thought you just wanted to record this for your documentary on us! Remember? The most smartest of animals!

D-3561:Uh- Oh of course! Yes, yes, test for… the documentary…

SCP-4902-3:Alright then, what's the interview mate?

D-3561:*Clears throat* What are your thoughts on the foundation?

SCP-4902-2:*Breath in* Where do i fucken start with ye mate?! The bloody foundation is the
reason why the world has gon to shet! Why do i even have to explain dis dam shet to ya!

D-3561:*Tries not to laugh* well… the foundation IS very bad at doing their job-

SCP-4902-1:Yes indeed! Those human, animal massacring world ending machines!

D-3561:Alright… Next question: Have you ever had the urge to get out of your "home"

SCP-4902-3:Absu-Fucken-Lutely mate. Oi, since when was the last bloody time we got out of this mess?

D-3561:Never.

SCP-4902-2:What do you bloody know?!

D-3561:More than you will ever know.

Dr.██████:Alright, end of test.

SCP-4902-1:No we aren't done talking about how shet the foundation is!

D-3561:Why would we want to do that?

SCP-4902-3:HOW DARE YOU! We would want to do that because they are the pinnacle of animal destruction!

D-3561:So what.

*SCP-4902-3 then proceeds to knock down D-3561's chair, throwing him into the ground, and then the entity started destroying his head with only bare fists*

SCP-4902-1:Get him! Get him!

Dr.██████:End of test.

END OF LOG