DogsAreJustBigBoyCats

IMPORTANT NOTICE

The file administrator has enabled a user limiter. This file only permits (3) readers at a time to: adhere to Protocol XXXX-91-λ. Currently, there are (3) accounts reading this file. All accounts lacking overseer privileges have been blocked from reading this artifact synopsis. For other accounts to read this file, at least one account must leave this artifact synopsis.

— SCiPNet Management Bot-8910

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Item#: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of SCP-XXXX, protocol XXXX-91-λ was enacted to prevent its anomalous influence on this document. A detailed description of the protocol procedures is provided below.

+ Protocol XXXX-91-λ

As part of the requirements for protocol efficiency, a textual amnestic agent was hidden within the file to prevent SCP-XXXX's potential memetic spread across readers. Those of a low memory capacity have been not been selected into the agent criteria. If you are reading this and are expriencing minute migraines, please report to Dr. Conval for more information.

If you do possess a resistance against anti-memetic agents, do not read the following below.

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Records of former Assistant Head of Department Dr. Harp are to be kept within the Site-62 Personnel Dossier. The file is to be restricted to Level 3 access due to its vitality in resuming the protocol objective. Currently, the file possesses the following:

• A redacted greyscale image of a woman smoking a cigarette.
• Unnecessarily redacted data that do not contribute to the purpose of the file.
• Contradictory physical descriptions of Dr. Harp.
• Several quotes from Sirius Black¹ taken from the book Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling.
• Audio files of rhodophytes performing asexual reproduction
• Paramemetic images of Manuel L. Quezon imbibing a cup of wine.

Requests from personnel to edit or delete the file in a manner that does not adhere to the protocol requirements are to be ignored due to the sensitivity of the file's functionality on a meta level, theorized to form an Eris Metaparadox State-Interlock (EMSI), a reverse abstract heterological pointer-address variable that should cancel all memetic side effects, most effective should there be no sapient being aware of its actual functionality and purpose.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an abstract phenomenon influencing a reality (SCP-XXXX-α) intersecting with parallel universe PAR-0911-yy5. Hume levels within SCP-XXXX-α fluctuate rapidly, thus forming an inconsistent Hume field that heavily affects physical and metaphysical logic. Several expeditions have failed to compromise the internal boundaries of SCP-XXXX-α with the exception of one (see Addendum XXXX-Exp.-07).

SCP-XXXX is a memetic parasitic concept that is transmitted via visual contact with objects under the influence of/originating from it. The concept typically takes 18 - 32 days to exhibit its proper anomalous nature.

Further research into SCP-XXXX is advised.

Addendum-XXXX-00:

Footnotes

1. A fictional male character in the adventure fantasy series Harry Potter.