Dr Explovecraft

i should introduce my self my name is dr explovecraft i am a very new writer/user on the scp wiki
so this is my first scp and for those of you who are confuse on what you just read the whole idea of
457893-j is that its the most stupid and retarded joke scp its basically a mashup of Shitpost and cursed copypastas i will continue to add more random shit here but will also create some serious sandbox's and actual scps on the wiki but with that out of the way start reading

Item #: SCP 457893-j

Object Class: What the fuck is that

**Special Containment Procedures:What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal… 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete….. ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete…. ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete…. ███████████] 99% complete….. 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦

Cock and ball torture from en.wikipedia.org Cock and ball torture(cbt) is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electro stimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activity may recieve direct physical pleasure via masochism from knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. (Image: electro stimulation applied on a penis) contents, Section 1: in pornography Section 2: ball stretcher Section 3: parachute Section 4: humbler Section 5: testicle cuff

Section 1: in pornography. In addition to its occasional role in bdsm pornography. Tamakeri, literally ball kicking Is a sub genre in japan. One notable actress in tamakeri is erika nagai, who typically uses her martial arts skills to knee or kick men in the testicles.

Section 2: ball stretcher A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is fastened around a man in order to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicle away from the body. While leather stretchers are most common, other models are made of steel rings that are fastened with screws causing additional mildy uncomfortable weight to the wearer. The length of the stretcher can vary from one to four inches and the steel models can weigh as much as five pounds.

Section 3: parachute A parachute is a small collar, usually made from leather which fastens around the scrotum and which weights can be hung. Conical in shape, with three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be applied. Used as part of cock and ball torture within a bdsm relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag and squeezing effect on the man's testicles. Moderate weights of three to five kilograms can be suspended, especially during bondage. Smaller weights can be used when the man is free to move, When the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.

Section 4: humbler A humbler is a bdsm physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive male participant in a bdsm scene. The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device that clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the centre of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This forces the wearer to keep his legs forward as any attempt to straighten the legs even slightly pulls directly on the scrotum causing from considerable discomfort to extreme pain.

Section 5: testicle cuff A testicle cuff is a ring shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles such that when closed it does not allow the testicles to pass through it. A common type has two connected cuffs, one for the scrotum and one for the base of the penis they are one of the many gadgets for restraining the male genitalia. Also a standard padlock may be locked around the scrotum and without the key, the man may not be able to remove it. Some men enjoy the feeling of being owned and some people enjoy the feeling of owning their partners. Making the man wear testicle cuffs gives a sense that his sexual organs belong to his partner. Equally, there is a certain humiliation inherent in the devices by which some people are sexually aroused. Finally, the cuffs may form part of a sexual fetish of the wearer or his partner. NYYYAAAAH HARDER DADDY MORE CUMMIES
😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🍆🍆🍆🍆 shut the hel up bitch me no have time poopy penis stinky penis…….CRAZY HAMBOGER CRAZY HAMBOGER THIS IS HORRIBAL CRAZY HAMBOGER CRAZY HAMBUGER CRAZY HAMBRIZER cries in retarde clown - fat joker FUCK YOU FAT JOKER you are bitch i hate bob the bilder fuck sherk fuck toonstergames95 fuck jewce man fuck tony zaret fuck quakitys kitchen ninja is a cunt at fartnite.

Description: shut the hell up bitch fuck you i hope you die by the name of my poop butthole our god lord and savior he is the holy spirit i am going to tell teacher no more fortnite for you ARE GOIN TO DIE SAN UNDERTALE WOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOU FuCk YOu BtIch

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