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Item #: SCP-6969-J

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6969-J is to be kept in Site-Brofist, in a 1000 x 10000 meter room. At least (4) O5s must count to 1-100,000, and it is to be given (10) D-Class personnel. (Preferably Indian) They must sit in the chair under punishment of termination, 5 agents wielding high caliber rifles are to standby and be ready to shoot on command. It is 100% mandatory that this procedure, named 109-Montauk, be carried out daily. If it is not executed, catastrophic events that will cause an XKXKXKXKXKKXKX-Class T-Series Takeover.

Description: SCP-6969-J is a gaming chair made by the company “Clutch █████” and is used in videos made by the popular Youtuber named “██████Pie.” When not activated, it is a normal gaming chair. When a living body sits in the chair, the subject then manifests a strong desire against Indian music company, “█-Series.” And it will rampage and destroy any and all electronics within a 10 foot radius that doesn’t have a Pew██████ subscription on its YouTube account. The only way to stop this rampage is by termination of the infected subject, being restrained to a full extent, or subscribing to ███Die

+ Input D-Class Credentials

From: Dr. Bright (gro.noitadnuof|kcidgibasahthgirbrd#gro.noitadnuof|kcidgibasahthgirbrd)
To: O5 Council (gro.noitadnuof|lololololulliknaci#gro.noitadnuof|lololololulliknaci)
Subject: Reclassification

yo this should be thamuiel cuz dis thing can take down any scp lololol

Testing:

Item: D-3817+D-1932

Test Record: D-3817 and D-1932 were introduced to testing area. D-1932 receives a laptop not subscribed to PewDiePie while D-3817 asked to sit in chair. D-3817 does as instructed, normal reaction occurs. D-3817 rises up from the chair and starts sprinting towards D-1932. D-1932 told to hit the subscribe button. D-1932 does as instructed but not soon enough, and is messily devoured by D-3817.

Item: D-4582+D-2917

Test Record: D-4582 and D-2917 were introduced to testing area. D-2917 receives a laptop already subscribed to PewDiePie while D-4582 asked to sit in chair. D-4582 does as instructed, and nothing happened. D-4582 removed to questioning while D-2917 headed to debrief.