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This poem was found on the bulletin board in Site-██.
I can walk, yet can't talk.
If you look at my face, we'll have a race.
This race will end in another documented case.
How about not look at my face, so I don't chase and take off yours.
I hope you don't make the mistake of looking at my face. This is in case of the ensuing chase you'll make, by gazing at my base.
Note: Any evidence pointing towards who wrote this, are to be reported to the Site Manager. - Dr. Cleft
An identical note with added content appeared on the exact bulletin board.
I can walk, yet can't talk.
If you look at my face, we'll have a race.
This race will end in another documented case.
How about not look at my face, so I don't chase and take off yours.
I hope you don't make the mistake of looking at my face. This is in case of the ensuing chase you'll make, by gazing at my base.
- Dr. Bright
Note: I guess this will be added to the long list then. You bring this on yourself. - Dr. Cleft
