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SCP-XXXX with his aquiantances ██████ ████ and ████ ███████, prior to containment.

Item #: XXXX
Object Class: Safe.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell. Free-roam is granted to SCP-XXXX.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a caucasian male who stands at around 5'8" ft. SCP-XXXX goes by the name "David Conncell." At the time of recording, SCP-XXXX claims to be 45 years old. SCP-XXXX has no recorded anomalous abilities, with no knowledge of how SCP-XXXX is in containment in the beginning.

+ Interview-XXXX-1

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX.

<Begin Log, 16:12:32>

Interviewer: Hello, SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX: Sup.

Interviewer: Would you care if we hold an interview?

SCP-XXXX: Sure.

Interviewer: Now, SCP-XXXX, do you know why you are here?

SCP-XXXX: Erm… I dunno… I was at iHop then you guys came and… yeah. I guess I didn't tip the waitress?

Interviewer: Okay. Do you have any odd or paranormal abilities?

SCP-XXXX: Uh… not really. I mean, I can curl my tongue. <SCP-XXXX goes on to curl his tongue>

Interviewer: I see. Do you have any odd or unusual acquaintances?

SCP-XXXX: I mean there was Guy. His name was really weird because y'know… his name was literally Guy but he was actually a pretty chill dude.

Interviewer: <Interviewer turns to Camera-B and gives a look of confusion before looking back to SCP-XXXX.> I see… well, would you like to give a small run-down of your past life or history? Family relations or your job?

SCP-XXXX: Yeah uh… sure. I was born down in Minnesota. My dad was a bit of a prick but dads are dads. We moved down to Arizona where I got a position to be a janitor down at this broadcasting station¹. I was dating this woman named Irene, she seemed pretty nice. Then follow up me being here.

Interviewer: Okay… I think we are done here. Thank you for your co-operation. Your free-roam schedule for today will open in about an hour.

SCP-XXXX: Sick. Anytime man.

<End Log, 16:20:44>

Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX would go on to free-roam when his hour came. The Interviewer, Dr. ██████ Monsota, would begin to question the abilities of SCP-XXXX. Dr. Monsota would soon leave the observation room.

Footnotes

1. It is possible that SCP-XXXX may be speaking about GOI-414, AKA the Arizona Broadcasting Association.